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  • M Malcolm Smart

    Cold Of The Year Not had a cold for nearly 2 years, then some selfish moronic retard decides he would 'work through his' sittng next to me. His justificatoin - I might as well get paid for being ill at work instead of being ill at home. His going to cost me at least two days pay. I'm still doing 'design' work for them, so they might see fit to pay me. I ranted about this the last time somebody who I worked with decided to cough snot and plegm everywhere opposite me. Some people.

    so you answer don't be scared of failure The only failure is never to try Things You've Never Done - Passenger -2008

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    What you need is one of these: http://www.approvedgasmasks.com/evolution-5000.htm[^] And i havn't had a proper cold in, well... i can't remember. Worst i had was a runny nose and a scratchy throat, that was while ever'body else had some kind of severe cold, complete with headaches, feeling sick, chesty coughs. Although, the first time i went to France for a weekend, i caught some nasty bug, dizzyness, stomache pains, feeling like i would throw up at any moment. And to top it off, my GBA +9 games, mysteriously vanished! The theory goes that the theiving cleaner took it, the thing is, they would have had to rummage through my underwear to get to it, since it was in my bag. Stupid France.

    My current favourite word is: Nipple!

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    • M Malcolm Smart

      Cold Of The Year Not had a cold for nearly 2 years, then some selfish moronic retard decides he would 'work through his' sittng next to me. His justificatoin - I might as well get paid for being ill at work instead of being ill at home. His going to cost me at least two days pay. I'm still doing 'design' work for them, so they might see fit to pay me. I ranted about this the last time somebody who I worked with decided to cough snot and plegm everywhere opposite me. Some people.

      so you answer don't be scared of failure The only failure is never to try Things You've Never Done - Passenger -2008

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      BarrRobot
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      I know the feeling well. I too once knew of a guy who proudly boasted that he had never taken a day off sick in his life. It was just that everybody else in the place caught his colds and they had to stay off work instead. My father's cousin had a good remedy for people like that: if he caught someone in work who was not well, he sent them home. It's a pity more managers are not so enlightened.

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      • M Malcolm Smart

        Cold Of The Year Not had a cold for nearly 2 years, then some selfish moronic retard decides he would 'work through his' sittng next to me. His justificatoin - I might as well get paid for being ill at work instead of being ill at home. His going to cost me at least two days pay. I'm still doing 'design' work for them, so they might see fit to pay me. I ranted about this the last time somebody who I worked with decided to cough snot and plegm everywhere opposite me. Some people.

        so you answer don't be scared of failure The only failure is never to try Things You've Never Done - Passenger -2008

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        Dario Solera
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        I've got a cold too, and I suspect I've got it at work. I don't feel extremely bad, anyway. I'm doing some stuff here and there, listening to music, programming... almost a vacation.

        If you truly believe you need to pick a mobile phone that "says something" about your personality, don't bother. You don't have a personality. A mental illness, maybe - but not a personality. - Charlie Brooker My Photos/CP Flickr Group - ScrewTurn Wiki

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          I've got a cold too, and I suspect I've got it at work. I don't feel extremely bad, anyway. I'm doing some stuff here and there, listening to music, programming... almost a vacation.

          If you truly believe you need to pick a mobile phone that "says something" about your personality, don't bother. You don't have a personality. A mental illness, maybe - but not a personality. - Charlie Brooker My Photos/CP Flickr Group - ScrewTurn Wiki

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          Malcolm Smart
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          Dario Solera wrote:

          listening to music, programming... almost a vacation.

          It's half term here so I've got the kids at home as well. A vacation may be pushing it a bit, but better than a 2 hour commute each way anyway.

          so you answer don't be scared of failure The only failure is never to try Things You've Never Done - Passenger -2008

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          • M Mustafa Ismail Mustafa

            Ah man, that sucks. Keep warm, tons of chicken soup and down as much OJ as you can, that stuff will do wonders for any cold. Get well soon mate :)

            "Every time Lotus Notes starts up, somewhere a puppy, a kitten, a lamb, and a baby seal are killed. Lotus Notes is a conspiracy by the forces of Satan to drive us over the brink into madness. The CRC-32 for each file in the installation includes the numbers 666." Gary Wheeler "The secret to a long and healthy life is simple. Don't get ill and don't die." Pete O'Hanlon, courtesy of Rama "I realised that all of my best anecdotes started with "So there we were, pissed". Pete O'Hanlon

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            Malcolm Smart
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            Yeah, love OJ, and the wife is pushing so many vitamins down my throat I feel like a pharmacy. I think she just wants me well and out the door 'earning' again!

            so you answer don't be scared of failure The only failure is never to try Things You've Never Done - Passenger -2008

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            • M Malcolm Smart

              Cold Of The Year Not had a cold for nearly 2 years, then some selfish moronic retard decides he would 'work through his' sittng next to me. His justificatoin - I might as well get paid for being ill at work instead of being ill at home. His going to cost me at least two days pay. I'm still doing 'design' work for them, so they might see fit to pay me. I ranted about this the last time somebody who I worked with decided to cough snot and plegm everywhere opposite me. Some people.

              so you answer don't be scared of failure The only failure is never to try Things You've Never Done - Passenger -2008

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              Thunderbox666
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              Our company just recently brought in a policy so that even if you have the slightest sniffle you have to wear these 5c surgical masks. Annoying as hell, but they sure encourage you not to work through your cold. Hope you feel better soon


              "There are three sides to every story. Yours, mine and the truth" ~ unknown "All things good to know are difficult to learn" ~ Greek Proverb "The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary" ~ Vidal Sassoon

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              • M Mustafa Ismail Mustafa

                Ah man, that sucks. Keep warm, tons of chicken soup and down as much OJ as you can, that stuff will do wonders for any cold. Get well soon mate :)

                "Every time Lotus Notes starts up, somewhere a puppy, a kitten, a lamb, and a baby seal are killed. Lotus Notes is a conspiracy by the forces of Satan to drive us over the brink into madness. The CRC-32 for each file in the installation includes the numbers 666." Gary Wheeler "The secret to a long and healthy life is simple. Don't get ill and don't die." Pete O'Hanlon, courtesy of Rama "I realised that all of my best anecdotes started with "So there we were, pissed". Pete O'Hanlon

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                Pete OHanlon
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                Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote:

                down as much OJ as you can

                :wtf: Down OJ Simpson? That's sick man, just sick.

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                  Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote:

                  down as much OJ as you can

                  :wtf: Down OJ Simpson? That's sick man, just sick.

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                  Malcolm Smart
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                  If he wears those super little tight leather gloves that he reckons don't fit, I'm game....

                  so you answer don't be scared of failure The only failure is never to try Things You've Never Done - Passenger -2008

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                  • M Malcolm Smart

                    Cold Of The Year Not had a cold for nearly 2 years, then some selfish moronic retard decides he would 'work through his' sittng next to me. His justificatoin - I might as well get paid for being ill at work instead of being ill at home. His going to cost me at least two days pay. I'm still doing 'design' work for them, so they might see fit to pay me. I ranted about this the last time somebody who I worked with decided to cough snot and plegm everywhere opposite me. Some people.

                    so you answer don't be scared of failure The only failure is never to try Things You've Never Done - Passenger -2008

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                    Chris Maunder
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                    Did you talk to your manager and/or HR dept about this? They should have a policy in place for this stuff. He's not just coding you time, but the company money.

                    cheers, Chris Maunder

                    CodeProject.com : C++ MVP

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                      Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote:

                      down as much OJ as you can

                      :wtf: Down OJ Simpson? That's sick man, just sick.

                      Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

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                      Mustafa Ismail Mustafa
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                      Pete... I'll refrain from commenting man, suffice it to say, No. No. No. X| Funny though :)

                      "Every time Lotus Notes starts up, somewhere a puppy, a kitten, a lamb, and a baby seal are killed. Lotus Notes is a conspiracy by the forces of Satan to drive us over the brink into madness. The CRC-32 for each file in the installation includes the numbers 666." Gary Wheeler "The secret to a long and healthy life is simple. Don't get ill and don't die." Pete O'Hanlon, courtesy of Rama "I realised that all of my best anecdotes started with "So there we were, pissed". Pete O'Hanlon

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                      • M Malcolm Smart

                        Cold Of The Year Not had a cold for nearly 2 years, then some selfish moronic retard decides he would 'work through his' sittng next to me. His justificatoin - I might as well get paid for being ill at work instead of being ill at home. His going to cost me at least two days pay. I'm still doing 'design' work for them, so they might see fit to pay me. I ranted about this the last time somebody who I worked with decided to cough snot and plegm everywhere opposite me. Some people.

                        so you answer don't be scared of failure The only failure is never to try Things You've Never Done - Passenger -2008

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                        A zinc lozenge every three hours will reduce the severity and duration of the cold. Only zinc lozenges made with zinc gluconate or zince acetate are effective. Avoid citrus drinks within an hour of taking a zinc lozenge.

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                        • M Malcolm Smart

                          Cold Of The Year Not had a cold for nearly 2 years, then some selfish moronic retard decides he would 'work through his' sittng next to me. His justificatoin - I might as well get paid for being ill at work instead of being ill at home. His going to cost me at least two days pay. I'm still doing 'design' work for them, so they might see fit to pay me. I ranted about this the last time somebody who I worked with decided to cough snot and plegm everywhere opposite me. Some people.

                          so you answer don't be scared of failure The only failure is never to try Things You've Never Done - Passenger -2008

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                          Stay at work. When you sneeze/cough, make sure you point it in his direction. Picking up his phone and/or driving his mouse are added bonuses.

                          "Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for, in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it." - Ellen Goodman

                          "To have a respect for ourselves guides our morals; to have deference for others governs our manners." - Laurence Sterne

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                            Stay at work. When you sneeze/cough, make sure you point it in his direction. Picking up his phone and/or driving his mouse are added bonuses.

                            "Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for, in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it." - Ellen Goodman

                            "To have a respect for ourselves guides our morals; to have deference for others governs our manners." - Laurence Sterne

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                            FyreWyrm
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                            DavidCrow wrote:

                            Picking up his phone and/or driving his mouse are added bonuses.

                            Is there a point system involved with this? I could see this becoming quite the fun office game.

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                            • C Chris Maunder

                              Did you talk to your manager and/or HR dept about this? They should have a policy in place for this stuff. He's not just coding you time, but the company money.

                              cheers, Chris Maunder

                              CodeProject.com : C++ MVP

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                              Malcolm Smart
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                              Chris Maunder wrote:

                              Did you talk to your manager and/or HR dept about this

                              I might just do that - I blamed him tongue in cheek, but actually that guy may have cost me two days work, which, like you said, not only affects me, but the project as a whole. That, coupled with the fact I really don't like him, means I might just knock on HRs door when I get back.

                              so you answer don't be scared of failure The only failure is never to try Things You've Never Done - Passenger -2008

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                              • M Malcolm Smart

                                Cold Of The Year Not had a cold for nearly 2 years, then some selfish moronic retard decides he would 'work through his' sittng next to me. His justificatoin - I might as well get paid for being ill at work instead of being ill at home. His going to cost me at least two days pay. I'm still doing 'design' work for them, so they might see fit to pay me. I ranted about this the last time somebody who I worked with decided to cough snot and plegm everywhere opposite me. Some people.

                                so you answer don't be scared of failure The only failure is never to try Things You've Never Done - Passenger -2008

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                                Nothing more offensive than a child coughing right into my face. Never considering to turn his head or cover his mouth. Probably the biggest insult someone can render.

                                It's good to be alive

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                                • M Malcolm Smart

                                  Cold Of The Year Not had a cold for nearly 2 years, then some selfish moronic retard decides he would 'work through his' sittng next to me. His justificatoin - I might as well get paid for being ill at work instead of being ill at home. His going to cost me at least two days pay. I'm still doing 'design' work for them, so they might see fit to pay me. I ranted about this the last time somebody who I worked with decided to cough snot and plegm everywhere opposite me. Some people.

                                  so you answer don't be scared of failure The only failure is never to try Things You've Never Done - Passenger -2008

                                  modified on Monday, February 11, 2008 6:00 AM

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                                  Member 96
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                                  Malcolm Smart wrote:

                                  some selfish moronic retard

                                  AFAIK people are most contagious before they exhibit any symptoms, that's the genius of the cold and flu virus. By the time they come into work with a runny nose and coughing they are no longer contagious.


                                  When everyone is a hero no one is a hero.

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                                    Malcolm Smart wrote:

                                    some selfish moronic retard

                                    AFAIK people are most contagious before they exhibit any symptoms, that's the genius of the cold and flu virus. By the time they come into work with a runny nose and coughing they are no longer contagious.


                                    When everyone is a hero no one is a hero.

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                                    Malcolm Smart
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                                    If you just look at this guy you'd feel like bathing in bleach for a week - unwholesome doesn't come into it!

                                    so you answer don't be scared of failure The only failure is never to try Things You've Never Done - Passenger -2008

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