what does this mean?
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My boss asked me if this conference would be benefical, but I am drowning in the sea of buzzwords... The conference will focus on the opportunity available to telcos to create win-win collaborative arrangements with Web 2.0 companies by exposing key service enablers, best done in the core, to application developers and their enterprise customers for the creation of valuable service mashups.
Mike Lasseter
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My boss asked me if this conference would be benefical, but I am drowning in the sea of buzzwords... The conference will focus on the opportunity available to telcos to create win-win collaborative arrangements with Web 2.0 companies by exposing key service enablers, best done in the core, to application developers and their enterprise customers for the creation of valuable service mashups.
Mike Lasseter
Is it in an exotic location ? What about the food and drinks ?
Maximilien Lincourt Your Head A Splode - Strong Bad
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My boss asked me if this conference would be benefical, but I am drowning in the sea of buzzwords... The conference will focus on the opportunity available to telcos to create win-win collaborative arrangements with Web 2.0 companies by exposing key service enablers, best done in the core, to application developers and their enterprise customers for the creation of valuable service mashups.
Mike Lasseter
Have you ever worked with a telco before? (I work with them everyday. Oh and we happen to be "Web 2.0" and working in the area of telco enabling Web 2.0 service mashups... damn, I just threw up.)
regards, Paul Watson Ireland & South Africa
Fernando A. Gomez F. wrote:
At least he achieved immortality for a few years.
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My boss asked me if this conference would be benefical, but I am drowning in the sea of buzzwords... The conference will focus on the opportunity available to telcos to create win-win collaborative arrangements with Web 2.0 companies by exposing key service enablers, best done in the core, to application developers and their enterprise customers for the creation of valuable service mashups.
Mike Lasseter
mr_lasseter wrote:
The conference will focus on the opportunity available to telcos to create win-win collaborative arrangements with Web 2.0 companies by exposing key service enablers, best done in the core, to application developers and their enterprise customers for the creation of valuable service mashups.
That is impressive, did you use any online BS generator?
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My boss asked me if this conference would be benefical, but I am drowning in the sea of buzzwords... The conference will focus on the opportunity available to telcos to create win-win collaborative arrangements with Web 2.0 companies by exposing key service enablers, best done in the core, to application developers and their enterprise customers for the creation of valuable service mashups.
Mike Lasseter
wow :omg:
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My boss asked me if this conference would be benefical, but I am drowning in the sea of buzzwords... The conference will focus on the opportunity available to telcos to create win-win collaborative arrangements with Web 2.0 companies by exposing key service enablers, best done in the core, to application developers and their enterprise customers for the creation of valuable service mashups.
Mike Lasseter
mr_lasseter wrote:
The conference will focus on the opportunity available to telcos to create win-win collaborative arrangements with Web 2.0 companies by exposing key service enablers, best done in the core, to application developers and their enterprise customers for the creation of valuable service mashups.
It means you'll both climax together. Marc
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My boss asked me if this conference would be benefical, but I am drowning in the sea of buzzwords... The conference will focus on the opportunity available to telcos to create win-win collaborative arrangements with Web 2.0 companies by exposing key service enablers, best done in the core, to application developers and their enterprise customers for the creation of valuable service mashups.
Mike Lasseter
After reading that convoluted mess, no; you're wasting your time. I also thought that yesterday's Dilbert somehow related to this ... Tuesday's Dilbert[^]
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My boss asked me if this conference would be benefical, but I am drowning in the sea of buzzwords... The conference will focus on the opportunity available to telcos to create win-win collaborative arrangements with Web 2.0 companies by exposing key service enablers, best done in the core, to application developers and their enterprise customers for the creation of valuable service mashups.
Mike Lasseter
I've opened a Buzzword Hall of Shame[^] so we can shame companies into cutting out this type of rubbish. Enough is enough!
cheers, Chris Maunder
CodeProject.com : C++ MVP
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My boss asked me if this conference would be benefical, but I am drowning in the sea of buzzwords... The conference will focus on the opportunity available to telcos to create win-win collaborative arrangements with Web 2.0 companies by exposing key service enablers, best done in the core, to application developers and their enterprise customers for the creation of valuable service mashups.
Mike Lasseter
mr_lasseter wrote:
telcos
Telecoms companies
mr_lasseter wrote:
win-win
mutually profitable
mr_lasseter wrote:
collaborative arrangements
deals
mr_lasseter wrote:
Web 2.0 companies
Naive startups who think they're going to make money out of the internet
mr_lasseter wrote:
exposing key service enablers
giving access to the hardware and control systems in telephone exchanges
mr_lasseter wrote:
best done in the core
we've got lots of impressive hardware we might be able to sell limited access to
mr_lasseter wrote:
application developers and their enterprise customers
suckers
mr_lasseter wrote:
for the creation of valuable service mashups.
to repackage stuff that we could do beter but can't be bothered I'll leave the final reconstruction in non marketting speak to you. :)
Nothing is exactly what it seems but everything with seems can be unpicked.
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My boss asked me if this conference would be benefical, but I am drowning in the sea of buzzwords... The conference will focus on the opportunity available to telcos to create win-win collaborative arrangements with Web 2.0 companies by exposing key service enablers, best done in the core, to application developers and their enterprise customers for the creation of valuable service mashups.
Mike Lasseter
As long as you leverage the synergy, you're ok.
"Neque porro quisquam est qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit..." "There is no one who loves pain itself, who seeks after it and wants to have it, simply because it is pain..."
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I've opened a Buzzword Hall of Shame[^] so we can shame companies into cutting out this type of rubbish. Enough is enough!
cheers, Chris Maunder
CodeProject.com : C++ MVP
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I've opened a Buzzword Hall of Shame[^] so we can shame companies into cutting out this type of rubbish. Enough is enough!
cheers, Chris Maunder
CodeProject.com : C++ MVP
i'd be afraid to post 'em under my real name... :)
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My boss asked me if this conference would be benefical, but I am drowning in the sea of buzzwords... The conference will focus on the opportunity available to telcos to create win-win collaborative arrangements with Web 2.0 companies by exposing key service enablers, best done in the core, to application developers and their enterprise customers for the creation of valuable service mashups.
Mike Lasseter
I did not get past Win-Win. I own a horse and have all the manure I need! :-D
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My boss asked me if this conference would be benefical, but I am drowning in the sea of buzzwords... The conference will focus on the opportunity available to telcos to create win-win collaborative arrangements with Web 2.0 companies by exposing key service enablers, best done in the core, to application developers and their enterprise customers for the creation of valuable service mashups.
Mike Lasseter
Sounds like a good conference to attend. Probably get drunk every day. :)
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My boss asked me if this conference would be benefical, but I am drowning in the sea of buzzwords... The conference will focus on the opportunity available to telcos to create win-win collaborative arrangements with Web 2.0 companies by exposing key service enablers, best done in the core, to application developers and their enterprise customers for the creation of valuable service mashups.
Mike Lasseter
mr_lasseter wrote:
win-win collaborative arrangements
I'm already reaching for the barf bag...X|
You always pass failure on the way to success.
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My boss asked me if this conference would be benefical, but I am drowning in the sea of buzzwords... The conference will focus on the opportunity available to telcos to create win-win collaborative arrangements with Web 2.0 companies by exposing key service enablers, best done in the core, to application developers and their enterprise customers for the creation of valuable service mashups.
Mike Lasseter
That is complete nonsense.
I didn't get any requirements for the signature
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My boss asked me if this conference would be benefical, but I am drowning in the sea of buzzwords... The conference will focus on the opportunity available to telcos to create win-win collaborative arrangements with Web 2.0 companies by exposing key service enablers, best done in the core, to application developers and their enterprise customers for the creation of valuable service mashups.
Mike Lasseter
Sounds like the alcohol content will be high at this particular gig. I say go for it! :)
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My boss asked me if this conference would be benefical, but I am drowning in the sea of buzzwords... The conference will focus on the opportunity available to telcos to create win-win collaborative arrangements with Web 2.0 companies by exposing key service enablers, best done in the core, to application developers and their enterprise customers for the creation of valuable service mashups.
Mike Lasseter
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My boss asked me if this conference would be benefical, but I am drowning in the sea of buzzwords... The conference will focus on the opportunity available to telcos to create win-win collaborative arrangements with Web 2.0 companies by exposing key service enablers, best done in the core, to application developers and their enterprise customers for the creation of valuable service mashups.
Mike Lasseter
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mr_lasseter wrote:
what does this mean?
I am a talentless nobody who's only ability is to spawn gargabe like this. BTW, WTF is a 'mashups'? It seems to me this is something to be avoided no?
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fat_boy wrote:
BTW, WTF is a 'mashups'?
I think it is something the young'ins do on there iMacs.