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    Bulky Fellow
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    “Java is that retarded child VBasic had by having incest sex with C++” ~ Dr.Robot Smith (From the Uncyclopedia article on Java)

    ASP - AJAX is SEXY. PERIOD.

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      “Java is that retarded child VBasic had by having incest sex with C++” ~ Dr.Robot Smith (From the Uncyclopedia article on Java)

      ASP - AJAX is SEXY. PERIOD.

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      MrPlankton
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      :wtf:

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        “Java is that retarded child VBasic had by having incest sex with C++” ~ Dr.Robot Smith (From the Uncyclopedia article on Java)

        ASP - AJAX is SEXY. PERIOD.

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        Rob Graham
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        Nah... C++ having sex with VB would be Bestiality, not incest.

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          “Java is that retarded child VBasic had by having incest sex with C++” ~ Dr.Robot Smith (From the Uncyclopedia article on Java)

          ASP - AJAX is SEXY. PERIOD.

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          Tim Craig
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          Bulky Fellow wrote:

          “Java is that retarded child VBasic had by having incest sex with C++”

          I thought that was C#? ;P

          Doing my part to piss off the religious right.

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            Bulky Fellow wrote:

            “Java is that retarded child VBasic had by having incest sex with C++”

            I thought that was C#? ;P

            Doing my part to piss off the religious right.

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            Oakman
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            Tim Craig wrote:

            I thought that was C#?

            That was my impression, too.

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              Bulky Fellow wrote:

              “Java is that retarded child VBasic had by having incest sex with C++”

              I thought that was C#? ;P

              Doing my part to piss off the religious right.

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              led mike
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              Yeah, I think they are siblings.

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                Bulky Fellow wrote:

                “Java is that retarded child VBasic had by having incest sex with C++”

                I thought that was C#? ;P

                Doing my part to piss off the religious right.

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                Christian Graus
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                No, C# is the love child of Java and VB. And dammit, you stole my line.

                Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ "also I don't think "TranslateOneToTwoBillion OneHundredAndFortySevenMillion FourHundredAndEightyThreeThousand SixHundredAndFortySeven()" is a very good choice for a function name" - SpacixOne ( offering help to someone who really needed it ) ( spaces added for the benefit of people running at < 1280x1024 )

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                  No, C# is the love child of Java and VB. And dammit, you stole my line.

                  Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ "also I don't think "TranslateOneToTwoBillion OneHundredAndFortySevenMillion FourHundredAndEightyThreeThousand SixHundredAndFortySeven()" is a very good choice for a function name" - SpacixOne ( offering help to someone who really needed it ) ( spaces added for the benefit of people running at < 1280x1024 )

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                  martin_hughes
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                  nah, C# is the product of the Pascal, Delphi, Java love triangle :)

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                    nah, C# is the product of the Pascal, Delphi, Java love triangle :)

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                    Paul Conrad
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                    :laugh::laugh::laugh:

                    "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon

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                      :laugh::laugh::laugh:

                      "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon

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                      DemonPossessed
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                      I always enjoy reading your posts. Laughing smileys and the occasional "me too". So original and interesting...

                      Furthermore, in Galileo's time and for quite some time afterwards, the "scientific evidence" was *against* heliocentrism. - Ilion

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                        I always enjoy reading your posts. Laughing smileys and the occasional "me too". So original and interesting...

                        Furthermore, in Galileo's time and for quite some time afterwards, the "scientific evidence" was *against* heliocentrism. - Ilion

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                        Paul Conrad
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                        DemonPossessed wrote:

                        Laughing smileys and the occasional "me too". So original and interesting...

                        I just don't feel being too verbose right now :rolleyes:

                        "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon

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                          DemonPossessed wrote:

                          Laughing smileys and the occasional "me too". So original and interesting...

                          I just don't feel being too verbose right now :rolleyes:

                          "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon

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                          DemonPossessed
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                          Paul Conrad wrote:

                          I just don't feel being too verbose right now

                          Right now? That is all I have ever seen you post.

                          Furthermore, in Galileo's time and for quite some time afterwards, the "scientific evidence" was *against* heliocentrism. - Ilion

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                            Paul Conrad wrote:

                            I just don't feel being too verbose right now

                            Right now? That is all I have ever seen you post.

                            Furthermore, in Galileo's time and for quite some time afterwards, the "scientific evidence" was *against* heliocentrism. - Ilion

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                            DavidNohejl
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                            Look at some other forums then Soapbox.


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                              No, C# is the love child of Java and VB. And dammit, you stole my line.

                              Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ "also I don't think "TranslateOneToTwoBillion OneHundredAndFortySevenMillion FourHundredAndEightyThreeThousand SixHundredAndFortySeven()" is a very good choice for a function name" - SpacixOne ( offering help to someone who really needed it ) ( spaces added for the benefit of people running at < 1280x1024 )

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                              Tim Craig
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                              Christian Graus wrote:

                              No, C# is the love child of Java and VB. And dammit, you stole my line.

                              Well, I will admit that Java was an inspiration to MS for C# and they're both bastard children of C++. More to the point, they're both commercial attempts to lure programmers away from a standard language, C++, and lock them into proprietary solutions and both entirely unnecessary.

                              Doing my part to piss off the religious right.

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                                Christian Graus wrote:

                                No, C# is the love child of Java and VB. And dammit, you stole my line.

                                Well, I will admit that Java was an inspiration to MS for C# and they're both bastard children of C++. More to the point, they're both commercial attempts to lure programmers away from a standard language, C++, and lock them into proprietary solutions and both entirely unnecessary.

                                Doing my part to piss off the religious right.

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                                DemonPossessed
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                                Tim Craig wrote:

                                More to the point, they're both commercial attempts to lure programmers away from a standard language, C++, and lock them into proprietary solutions and both entirely unnecessary.

                                Look on the bright side though, if it weren't for C#, retards like CataclysmicQuantums wouldn't be able to figure out how to write bad code.

                                Furthermore, in Galileo's time and for quite some time afterwards, the "scientific evidence" was *against* heliocentrism. - Ilion

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                                  Tim Craig wrote:

                                  More to the point, they're both commercial attempts to lure programmers away from a standard language, C++, and lock them into proprietary solutions and both entirely unnecessary.

                                  Look on the bright side though, if it weren't for C#, retards like CataclysmicQuantums wouldn't be able to figure out how to write bad code.

                                  Furthermore, in Galileo's time and for quite some time afterwards, the "scientific evidence" was *against* heliocentrism. - Ilion

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                                  Tim Craig
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                                  I know. :sigh:

                                  Doing my part to piss off the religious right.

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                                    Tim Craig wrote:

                                    More to the point, they're both commercial attempts to lure programmers away from a standard language, C++, and lock them into proprietary solutions and both entirely unnecessary.

                                    Look on the bright side though, if it weren't for C#, retards like CataclysmicQuantums wouldn't be able to figure out how to write bad code.

                                    Furthermore, in Galileo's time and for quite some time afterwards, the "scientific evidence" was *against* heliocentrism. - Ilion

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                                    CataclysmicQuantum
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                                    I can write bad code in C++ too.

                                    Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

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                                      I know. :sigh:

                                      Doing my part to piss off the religious right.

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                                      CataclysmicQuantum
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                                      If you PayPal me some money I will go away forever.

                                      Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

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                                        I can write bad code in C++ too.

                                        Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

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                                        Tim Craig
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                                        CataclysmicQuantum wrote:

                                        I can write bad code in C++ too.

                                        No doubt.

                                        Doing my part to piss off the religious right.

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                                          If you PayPal me some money I will go away forever.

                                          Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

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                                          Tim Craig
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                                          CataclysmicQuantum wrote:

                                          If you PayPal me some money I will go away forever.

                                          I figured you'd show up when your name was mentioned. :laugh: I doubt it. Bad pennies always come back. I guess your job hunting is going well if you're reduced to begging?

                                          Doing my part to piss off the religious right.

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