Java Incest
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Bulky Fellow wrote:
“Java is that retarded child VBasic had by having incest sex with C++”
I thought that was C#? ;P
Doing my part to piss off the religious right.
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Bulky Fellow wrote:
“Java is that retarded child VBasic had by having incest sex with C++”
I thought that was C#? ;P
Doing my part to piss off the religious right.
No, C# is the love child of Java and VB. And dammit, you stole my line.
Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ "also I don't think "TranslateOneToTwoBillion OneHundredAndFortySevenMillion FourHundredAndEightyThreeThousand SixHundredAndFortySeven()" is a very good choice for a function name" - SpacixOne ( offering help to someone who really needed it ) ( spaces added for the benefit of people running at < 1280x1024 )
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No, C# is the love child of Java and VB. And dammit, you stole my line.
Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ "also I don't think "TranslateOneToTwoBillion OneHundredAndFortySevenMillion FourHundredAndEightyThreeThousand SixHundredAndFortySeven()" is a very good choice for a function name" - SpacixOne ( offering help to someone who really needed it ) ( spaces added for the benefit of people running at < 1280x1024 )
nah, C# is the product of the Pascal, Delphi, Java love triangle :)
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nah, C# is the product of the Pascal, Delphi, Java love triangle :)
:laugh::laugh::laugh:
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon
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:laugh::laugh::laugh:
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon
I always enjoy reading your posts. Laughing smileys and the occasional "me too". So original and interesting...
Furthermore, in Galileo's time and for quite some time afterwards, the "scientific evidence" was *against* heliocentrism. - Ilion
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I always enjoy reading your posts. Laughing smileys and the occasional "me too". So original and interesting...
Furthermore, in Galileo's time and for quite some time afterwards, the "scientific evidence" was *against* heliocentrism. - Ilion
DemonPossessed wrote:
Laughing smileys and the occasional "me too". So original and interesting...
I just don't feel being too verbose right now :rolleyes:
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon
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DemonPossessed wrote:
Laughing smileys and the occasional "me too". So original and interesting...
I just don't feel being too verbose right now :rolleyes:
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon
Paul Conrad wrote:
I just don't feel being too verbose right now
Right now? That is all I have ever seen you post.
Furthermore, in Galileo's time and for quite some time afterwards, the "scientific evidence" was *against* heliocentrism. - Ilion
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Paul Conrad wrote:
I just don't feel being too verbose right now
Right now? That is all I have ever seen you post.
Furthermore, in Galileo's time and for quite some time afterwards, the "scientific evidence" was *against* heliocentrism. - Ilion
Look at some other forums then Soapbox.
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No, C# is the love child of Java and VB. And dammit, you stole my line.
Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ "also I don't think "TranslateOneToTwoBillion OneHundredAndFortySevenMillion FourHundredAndEightyThreeThousand SixHundredAndFortySeven()" is a very good choice for a function name" - SpacixOne ( offering help to someone who really needed it ) ( spaces added for the benefit of people running at < 1280x1024 )
Christian Graus wrote:
No, C# is the love child of Java and VB. And dammit, you stole my line.
Well, I will admit that Java was an inspiration to MS for C# and they're both bastard children of C++. More to the point, they're both commercial attempts to lure programmers away from a standard language, C++, and lock them into proprietary solutions and both entirely unnecessary.
Doing my part to piss off the religious right.
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Christian Graus wrote:
No, C# is the love child of Java and VB. And dammit, you stole my line.
Well, I will admit that Java was an inspiration to MS for C# and they're both bastard children of C++. More to the point, they're both commercial attempts to lure programmers away from a standard language, C++, and lock them into proprietary solutions and both entirely unnecessary.
Doing my part to piss off the religious right.
Tim Craig wrote:
More to the point, they're both commercial attempts to lure programmers away from a standard language, C++, and lock them into proprietary solutions and both entirely unnecessary.
Look on the bright side though, if it weren't for C#, retards like CataclysmicQuantums wouldn't be able to figure out how to write bad code.
Furthermore, in Galileo's time and for quite some time afterwards, the "scientific evidence" was *against* heliocentrism. - Ilion
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Tim Craig wrote:
More to the point, they're both commercial attempts to lure programmers away from a standard language, C++, and lock them into proprietary solutions and both entirely unnecessary.
Look on the bright side though, if it weren't for C#, retards like CataclysmicQuantums wouldn't be able to figure out how to write bad code.
Furthermore, in Galileo's time and for quite some time afterwards, the "scientific evidence" was *against* heliocentrism. - Ilion
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Tim Craig wrote:
More to the point, they're both commercial attempts to lure programmers away from a standard language, C++, and lock them into proprietary solutions and both entirely unnecessary.
Look on the bright side though, if it weren't for C#, retards like CataclysmicQuantums wouldn't be able to figure out how to write bad code.
Furthermore, in Galileo's time and for quite some time afterwards, the "scientific evidence" was *against* heliocentrism. - Ilion
I can write bad code in C++ too.
Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
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If you PayPal me some money I will go away forever.
Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
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I can write bad code in C++ too.
Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
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If you PayPal me some money I will go away forever.
Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
CataclysmicQuantum wrote:
If you PayPal me some money I will go away forever.
I figured you'd show up when your name was mentioned. :laugh: I doubt it. Bad pennies always come back. I guess your job hunting is going well if you're reduced to begging?
Doing my part to piss off the religious right.
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Christian Graus wrote:
No, C# is the love child of Java and VB. And dammit, you stole my line.
Well, I will admit that Java was an inspiration to MS for C# and they're both bastard children of C++. More to the point, they're both commercial attempts to lure programmers away from a standard language, C++, and lock them into proprietary solutions and both entirely unnecessary.
Doing my part to piss off the religious right.
The C# language is an open standard, and the .NET Framework and C# compiler are both free.
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“Java is that retarded child VBasic had by having incest sex with C++” ~ Dr.Robot Smith (From the Uncyclopedia article on Java)
ASP - AJAX is SEXY. PERIOD.
This is even funnier: “Saying Java is good because it works on all operating systems is like saying anal sex is good because it works on all genders.”
Nobody can give you wiser advice than yourself. - Cicero .·´¯`·->Rajesh<-·´¯`·. Codeproject.com: Visual C++ MVP
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The C# language is an open standard, and the .NET Framework and C# compiler are both free.
Brady Kelly wrote:
The C# language is an open standard
Right. And Microsoft knew fully well when they pulled that ploy that no one would ever be able to mount a viable challenge to their tools. It's just to make them appear to the unwashed masses as if they are playing the standards game.
Brady Kelly wrote:
and the .NET Framework and C# compiler are both free
Typical pusher tactic. I'll give you a taste for free but if you want to get seriously high, you'll have to pony up serious money.
Doing my part to piss off the religious right.
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Brady Kelly wrote:
The C# language is an open standard
Right. And Microsoft knew fully well when they pulled that ploy that no one would ever be able to mount a viable challenge to their tools. It's just to make them appear to the unwashed masses as if they are playing the standards game.
Brady Kelly wrote:
and the .NET Framework and C# compiler are both free
Typical pusher tactic. I'll give you a taste for free but if you want to get seriously high, you'll have to pony up serious money.
Doing my part to piss off the religious right.
Tim Craig wrote:
It's just to make them appear to the unwashed masses as if they are playing the standards game.
Tim Craig wrote:
Typical pusher tactic. I'll give you a taste for free but if you want to get seriously high, you'll have to pony up serious money.
Not a big fan of dotnet then? :-D
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This is even funnier: “Saying Java is good because it works on all operating systems is like saying anal sex is good because it works on all genders.”
Nobody can give you wiser advice than yourself. - Cicero .·´¯`·->Rajesh<-·´¯`·. Codeproject.com: Visual C++ MVP
Hey, you stole my line! :mad: Oh, man, you should have seen the uproar when I posted it in the Lounge! :-O
Cheers, Vikram.
"The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong." - Mahatma Gandhi.