Prison vs Work
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Yes, but when I go home and take a shower, I'm not afraid to pick up the soap if I drop it. :rolleyes:
:..::. Douglas H. Troy ::..
Bad Astronomy |VCF|wxWidgets|WTLYou shower?:~ :laugh:
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You shower?:~ :laugh:
Yes, I do. My rugged good looks just come naturally. :-\
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IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell. AT WORK...you spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle. IN PRISON...you get three meals a day. AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it. IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior. AT WORK...you get rewarded for good behavior with more work. IN PRISON...a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself. IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games. AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games. IN PRISON...you get your own toilet. AT WORK...you have to share. IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit. AT WORK...you cannot even speak to your family and friends. IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners. IN PRISON...you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out. AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars. IN PRISON...there are wardens who are often sadistic. AT WORK...the wardens are called managers.
Silence is the voice of complicity. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. -- monty python Might I suggest that the universe was always the size of the cosmos. It is just that at one point the cosmos was the size of a marble. -- Colin Angus Mackay
ahhz wrote:
IN PRISON...there are wardens who are often sadistic. AT WORK...the wardens are called managers.
AT WORK...You can only call your girlfriend on your cellphone at lunch. PRISON...your girlfriend is called Spike..
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You shower?:~ :laugh:
I was going to 1 vote you, but my finger slipped and 5ed you instead.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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ahhz wrote:
IN PRISON...there are wardens who are often sadistic. AT WORK...the wardens are called managers.
AT WORK...You can only call your girlfriend on your cellphone at lunch. PRISON...your girlfriend is called Spike..
Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface
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Joan Murt wrote:
And I was worried because I thought that in prison you were always the girlfriend...
If this was the soapbox, I'd tell you a joke about that.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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Yes, I do. My rugged good looks just come naturally. :-\
:..::. Douglas H. Troy ::..
Bad Astronomy |VCF|wxWidgets|WTLDouglas Troy wrote:
Yes, I do. My rugged good looks just come naturally.
I first read that as: "My rug looks good naturally". Marc
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Douglas Troy wrote:
Yes, I do. My rugged good looks just come naturally.
I first read that as: "My rug looks good naturally". Marc
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Douglas Troy wrote:
Yes, I do. My rugged good looks just come naturally.
I first read that as: "My rug looks good naturally". Marc
Marc Clifton wrote:
"My rug looks good naturally".
You should attribute that to William Shatner. Wearer of fine wigs since 1985.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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That is stupid humor! Really it is. But that makes you stop and think. If prisons were safer... like if they had "nice guy only" prisons. I'd try like hell to get my whole family locked up for life. That is such a simplistic view. I love it.
code-frog wrote:
That is stupid humor! Really it is
yeah, such "comparisons" usually are. But it's kinda funny in a scary way to think of the "similarities"...
Silence is the voice of complicity. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. -- monty python Might I suggest that the universe was always the size of the cosmos. It is just that at one point the cosmos was the size of a marble. -- Colin Angus Mackay
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That is stupid humor! Really it is. But that makes you stop and think. If prisons were safer... like if they had "nice guy only" prisons. I'd try like hell to get my whole family locked up for life. That is such a simplistic view. I love it.
code-frog wrote:
But that makes you stop and think. If prisons were safer... like if they had "nice guy only" prisons. I'd try like hell to get my whole family locked up for life.
the minimum security facilities that only house non violent white collar types aren't supposed to be too bad in that regard.
Otherwise [Microsoft is] toast in the long term no matter how much money they've got. They would be already if the Linux community didn't have it's head so firmly up it's own command line buffer that it looks like taking 15 years to find the desktop. -- Matthew Faithfull
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I was going to 1 vote you, but my finger slipped and 5ed you instead.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
Tell that to the warden why don't ya? Dirty b______ ! :D
I'm largely language agnostic
After a while they all bug me :doh:
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IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell. AT WORK...you spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle. IN PRISON...you get three meals a day. AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it. IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior. AT WORK...you get rewarded for good behavior with more work. IN PRISON...a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself. IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games. AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games. IN PRISON...you get your own toilet. AT WORK...you have to share. IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit. AT WORK...you cannot even speak to your family and friends. IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners. IN PRISON...you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out. AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars. IN PRISON...there are wardens who are often sadistic. AT WORK...the wardens are called managers.
Silence is the voice of complicity. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. -- monty python Might I suggest that the universe was always the size of the cosmos. It is just that at one point the cosmos was the size of a marble. -- Colin Angus Mackay
IN PRISON: You can go to the library and research the latest and greatest technologies AT WORK: Library??? Research??? ROTF! Marc
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IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell. AT WORK...you spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle. IN PRISON...you get three meals a day. AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it. IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior. AT WORK...you get rewarded for good behavior with more work. IN PRISON...a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself. IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games. AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games. IN PRISON...you get your own toilet. AT WORK...you have to share. IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit. AT WORK...you cannot even speak to your family and friends. IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners. IN PRISON...you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out. AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars. IN PRISON...there are wardens who are often sadistic. AT WORK...the wardens are called managers.
Silence is the voice of complicity. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. -- monty python Might I suggest that the universe was always the size of the cosmos. It is just that at one point the cosmos was the size of a marble. -- Colin Angus Mackay
IN PRISON: You can't leave without getting shot. AT WORK: You get Holidays and paid leave.
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I was going to 1 vote you, but my finger slipped and 5ed you instead.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
In so doing it would appear you took the bullet with my name on it. I wonder if the 1.0 voters know who I really am... They should be fearful and reverant but I doubt it's within them to fathom my capacity for danger. Where's the dangermouse music when you need it? Where's penfold? What was the villains name they were always after... dang why can't I remember that...
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Marc Clifton wrote:
"My rug looks good naturally".
You should attribute that to William Shatner. Wearer of fine wigs since 1985.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
Wearer of fine wigs since 1985.
Surely he was wearing them before that.
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Marc Clifton wrote:
"My rug looks good naturally".
You should attribute that to William Shatner. Wearer of fine wigs since 1985.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
Partick Stewart has a wig which he uses sometimes. It is called George.
Upcoming FREE developer events: * Developer Day Scotland Recent blog posts: * Different ways to add point data in SQL Server 2008 * Spatial References in SQL Server 2008 My website |
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In so doing it would appear you took the bullet with my name on it. I wonder if the 1.0 voters know who I really am... They should be fearful and reverant but I doubt it's within them to fathom my capacity for danger. Where's the dangermouse music when you need it? Where's penfold? What was the villains name they were always after... dang why can't I remember that...
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IN PRISON: You can go to the library and research the latest and greatest technologies AT WORK: Library??? Research??? ROTF! Marc
Marc Clifton wrote:
AT WORK: Library??? Research??? ROTF!
research on your own time! become an expert in all related subjects, on your own time, and keep up to date on all technologies related to your profession, on your own time! And in your free time.... keep up to date with everything else.... :doh:
Time is the coin of your life. It is the only coin you have, and only you can determine how it will be spent. Be careful lest you let other people spend it for you. - Carl Sandburg