Automatic Message Removal

realJSOP

If you use bigger words than he does, it makes him feel like an idiot, and he is compelled to respond as one.

"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

realJSOP

"Dummy" implies a level of human intelligence (minimalist though it may be). You're giving him more credit than he deserves.

"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

Dave Kreskowiak

Apparently, you don't have any work to do either...

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Gary Wheeler

Isn't that like getting up early enough in the morning to see the road kill before the street crews scrape it up?

Software Zen: delete this;

Gary Wheeler

John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

I think I've got the respect of most of the people here

Respect or fear; either one works equally well. Sic 'em, John!

Software Zen: delete this;

realJSOP

I have work to do, but I'm ahead of schedule, so I have time to thoroughly destroy any semblance of self-worth he may possess, as well as illustrating his pointless campaign of barely legible schoolyard insults carelessly flung in all directions - kinda like a monkey flinging his crap all over the zoo. See? Lab animal - just like I said.

"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

realJSOP

Gary Wheeler wrote:

Respect or fear; either one works equally well. Sic 'em, John!

Po-tay-toe, po-tah-toe... :)

"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

realJSOP

Yeah, kinda, but with roadkill, you at least have a chance for a quick breakfast. :)

"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

Dan Neely

for the role suggested the only requirement is to respond similar to a human to high degrees of acceleration. Cerebral processes aren't needed, and in the case of unbelted testing a liability, for the job.

Otherwise [Microsoft is] toast in the long term no matter how much money they've got. They would be already if the Linux community didn't have it's head so firmly up it's own command line buffer that it looks like taking 15 years to find the desktop. -- Matthew Faithfull

realJSOP

I feel like a member of the Spanish Inquisition - but NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!

"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

El Corazon

John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

Or he needs to get up earlier in the morning so he can see the crap that's about to be deleted.

I make it habit of looking about in the past posts... but if I find myself looking in the toilet... I move elsewhere or change the subject. :-D

_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

realJSOP

I see you have a ways to go before you've mastered the art of combining an intelligent post with scathing wit. You'll never be able to cultivate a rabid fan base if you continue to hold back like this. :)

"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

El Corazon

John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

Yeah, kinda, but with roadkill, you at least have a chance for a quick breakfast.

That is something I never understood until I started travelling. We have so many Turkey vultures in the area that roadkill rarely lasts the morning. You see a buzzard sitting on every few poles on the way into work, waiting for a rabbit to make the mad dash across 2-3 lanes of traffic going 55 to 125mph. If the rabbit looses the dash, the buzzard doesn't even stop on the ground they swoop down and drag it to the side using velocity on their side before trying to pick it up or eat it at the roadside. Even the buzzards are going for the fast food meals.... of course, just like a Mc Breakfast, occasionally you see a buzzard who got a little too much fast food and doesn't have the strength, inertia, or intelligence to avoid the 55mph to 125mph traffic themselves.... and well.... those last until the traffic ebbs in the late morning. It wasn't until I got back east I actually saw road kill last until someone physically comes out to scrape it up.... I guess the desert is a little more efficient... or at least... Mcficient. :-D

_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

led mike

John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

I recommended to him that he take up a different profession.

I always like to provide a link[^] for that suggestion :-D It's sad how often it's use is appropriate. :~

led mike

Gary Wheeler

... and now you know where McDonald's gets their meat, fresh every day. The End.

Software Zen: delete this;

John M Drescher

:laugh: I am more looking to stay under the radar.

John

Dave Kreskowiak

I love watching those s*** fights at the zoo! :laugh: I can't wait to take my son in a few years to enjoy the sporting drama of it all. Where's ABC's Wide World of Sport when you need it?! (Oh God, did I just show my age??)

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MrPlankton

If there were a board called say "Pergatory" or "abuse" when enough people vote that it's abusive then the whole thread gets moved to "abuse" board. 2 cents

MrPlankton

El Corazon

John M. Drescher wrote:

I am more looking to stay under the radar.

difficult, some people use the latest radar technologies in multi-band and some even in military frequencies... of course you could sign your message with a good quality ECM... but then some people have the ability to use passive detectors to zero in on ECM sources.... so either way, you may be out of luck.... just be yourself and hope for the best. ;P

_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

realJSOP

Or maybe moved to the soapbox.

"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001