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I got 10 out of 17. I'm alive but badly injured or mamed for life. My ideal answers: 1. I'd taunt it till it jumped up for my throat, then snap it's two front legs out and crush it. 2. I'd stick my hand quickly and firmly as far up the critters arse as I could, and then I would start fisting. If that doens't get it to run away pronto, nothing will. 3. I'd use my finger nails to channel up through the roof of it's mouth and then remove the brain. 4. I'd flash at it and watch it flee the area so fast that it would de-skin itself. 5. I'd make sure the snakes died a horrible and painful death too, by inserting it into my rectum. The added advantage is that I get to die with a smile on my face. 6. I'd tell them I'm a pyscopathic maniac, just before telling them I spent the night with their mother. Hopefully the gun shot would alert the police. 7. I'd probably hide under a table and start crying. 8. I'd say "is that a gun or are you just pleased to see me?" 9. Say "oh fuck" 10. Make the most of my last few moment with a tube of KY... 11. Turn around and charge at it - hopefully it will see me and change course to avoid getting hurt. 12. If I run out of water I will crack open the coke. 13. I'd look for the nearest Starbucks. 14. I'd get back in the car and find another place to camp. 15. I'd switch airlines fast. 16. I'd starting writing my complaint to the aviation authority. 17. Grab the bastard that tripped me by the ankles and start a mexican wave.
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
"You scratch my back and I'll piss on yours" - Scott McSquealy
Sincerity rating of 4? I think your system has gone FUBAR David, unless of course you aren't David... David Wulff wrote: 2. I'd stick my hand quickly and firmly as far up the critters arse as I could, and then I would start fisting. If that doens't get it to run away pronto, nothing will. I think you just managed to solve Earth's overcrowding problem. The imagery is horrible. Oh and don't come looking for us on the Moon, that is still too close. regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and to be loved in return - Moulin Rouge Alison Pentland wrote: I now have an image of you in front of the mirror in the morning, wearing your knickers, socks and shoes trying to decided if they match!
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A quiz about survival Knowledge My score was 11 over 17... Regards.... Nice Weekend... Carlos Antollini. Sonork ID 100.10529 cantollini
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Carlos Antollini wrote: A quiz about survival Knowledge Am I the only one who thought that quiz was the biggest load of rubbish ever? Tornados? Terrorists? American snakes (hat tip Chris)? WTF? Never seen a tornado in my life, never met a terrorist and the snakes I have met are more like Aussie snakes. Definitley the height of Americanism if I have ever seen one. And the closest an American will get to the wild with those kind of dangers is from behind their Cannon zoom lens in their SUV on the highway through Oregon*! A better test would ask about how to survive: Women, alcohol, night clubs, traffic jams and movie queues. Much more likely stuff. * Ahh what a fun way to end the day, taking another stab at the high and mighty ;) regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and to be loved in return - Moulin Rouge Alison Pentland wrote: I now have an image of you in front of the mirror in the morning, wearing your knickers, socks and shoes trying to decided if they match!
Paul Watson wrote: And the closest an American will get to the wild with those kind of dangers is from behind their Cannon zoom lens in their SUV on the highway through Oregon*! But, it's better to be prepared. Also, I have seen tornadoes and have been around plenty of snakes. So, I found it useful. And, if it focused on African or Australian concerns, I still wouldn't find it any less useful. Jeremy Falcon Imputek "Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his intelligence." - Albert Einstein
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I scored 14 of 17 "You have what it takes to be an extreme survivor! Reward yourself with a Donna Summer "I Will Survive" T-shirt, and feel free to taunt the predatory animal of your choice." ------- signature starts "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio. ------- signature ends
John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: Reward yourself with a Donna Summer "I Will Survive" T-shirt LOL. These people need to get their Disco straight. It's Gloria Gaynor, not Donna Summer. Regards, Alvaro Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. - Albert Einstein
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A quiz about survival Knowledge My score was 11 over 17... Regards.... Nice Weekend... Carlos Antollini. Sonork ID 100.10529 cantollini
12 of 17. The shark would have got me for sure. I disagree with what to do when driving into the path of a tornado. If possible you should take a road which allows you to move at a right angle to the path of the tornado. Tornadoes can change direction but they usually hold to a generally constant path. If you can safely turn around and outrun the tornado that is probably also a better option. If you just lie down in a ditch, and if the tornado is big enough, there is a good chance you will be sucked out of the ditch and/or crushed by something thrown at you by the twister - such as the perfectly good car you just got out of. "Humans: The final chapter in the evolution of rats"
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12 of 17. The shark would have got me for sure. I disagree with what to do when driving into the path of a tornado. If possible you should take a road which allows you to move at a right angle to the path of the tornado. Tornadoes can change direction but they usually hold to a generally constant path. If you can safely turn around and outrun the tornado that is probably also a better option. If you just lie down in a ditch, and if the tornado is big enough, there is a good chance you will be sucked out of the ditch and/or crushed by something thrown at you by the twister - such as the perfectly good car you just got out of. "Humans: The final chapter in the evolution of rats"
i agree with you, stan,, though the overpass option is pretty good, i grew up in Iowa, the town of Ames lay in a glacial depression in the ground, so tornados would skirt around the town,, we would sit on the porch and watch the funnel clouds come down and rise back up i got a 12, the shark woulda had me -John
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Carlos Antollini wrote: A quiz about survival Knowledge Am I the only one who thought that quiz was the biggest load of rubbish ever? Tornados? Terrorists? American snakes (hat tip Chris)? WTF? Never seen a tornado in my life, never met a terrorist and the snakes I have met are more like Aussie snakes. Definitley the height of Americanism if I have ever seen one. And the closest an American will get to the wild with those kind of dangers is from behind their Cannon zoom lens in their SUV on the highway through Oregon*! A better test would ask about how to survive: Women, alcohol, night clubs, traffic jams and movie queues. Much more likely stuff. * Ahh what a fun way to end the day, taking another stab at the high and mighty ;) regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and to be loved in return - Moulin Rouge Alison Pentland wrote: I now have an image of you in front of the mirror in the morning, wearing your knickers, socks and shoes trying to decided if they match!
Did you ever think maybe the site wasn't meant for you*??? * Damn third worlder zealots always seem to think every site has to include them. EVERYTHING doesn't have to be global ya know!! ;)
Mike Mullikin - People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use. Soren Kierkegaard
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i agree with you, stan,, though the overpass option is pretty good, i grew up in Iowa, the town of Ames lay in a glacial depression in the ground, so tornados would skirt around the town,, we would sit on the porch and watch the funnel clouds come down and rise back up i got a 12, the shark woulda had me -John
I'm from Oklahoma, so I've dodged a twister or two in my life. :omg: I disagree with you about the overpass. The winds of the tornado will actually accelerate as they are channeled through the overpass, so you would be exposing yourself to greater danger from being hit by high velocity debris "Humans: The final chapter in the evolution of rats"
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I'm from Oklahoma, so I've dodged a twister or two in my life. :omg: I disagree with you about the overpass. The winds of the tornado will actually accelerate as they are channeled through the overpass, so you would be exposing yourself to greater danger from being hit by high velocity debris "Humans: The final chapter in the evolution of rats"
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A quiz about survival Knowledge My score was 11 over 17... Regards.... Nice Weekend... Carlos Antollini. Sonork ID 100.10529 cantollini
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Sincerity rating of 4? I think your system has gone FUBAR David, unless of course you aren't David... David Wulff wrote: 2. I'd stick my hand quickly and firmly as far up the critters arse as I could, and then I would start fisting. If that doens't get it to run away pronto, nothing will. I think you just managed to solve Earth's overcrowding problem. The imagery is horrible. Oh and don't come looking for us on the Moon, that is still too close. regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and to be loved in return - Moulin Rouge Alison Pentland wrote: I now have an image of you in front of the mirror in the morning, wearing your knickers, socks and shoes trying to decided if they match!
Paul Watson wrote: Sincerity rating of 4? I think your system has gone FUBAR David, unless of course you aren't David... I must have forgotten to set it. Yeah, that's a good answer - I forgot to set it. :-O * cough * Paul Watson wrote: I think you just managed to solve Earth's overcrowding problem :omg:
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
"You scratch my back and I'll piss on yours" - Scott McSquealy
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A quiz about survival Knowledge My score was 11 over 17... Regards.... Nice Weekend... Carlos Antollini. Sonork ID 100.10529 cantollini
11 here too, interesting.... Nick Parker
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A quiz about survival Knowledge My score was 11 over 17... Regards.... Nice Weekend... Carlos Antollini. Sonork ID 100.10529 cantollini
I got 12/17... -- Dana Holt Xenos Software
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Carlos Antollini wrote: A quiz about survival Knowledge Am I the only one who thought that quiz was the biggest load of rubbish ever? Tornados? Terrorists? American snakes (hat tip Chris)? WTF? Never seen a tornado in my life, never met a terrorist and the snakes I have met are more like Aussie snakes. Definitley the height of Americanism if I have ever seen one. And the closest an American will get to the wild with those kind of dangers is from behind their Cannon zoom lens in their SUV on the highway through Oregon*! A better test would ask about how to survive: Women, alcohol, night clubs, traffic jams and movie queues. Much more likely stuff. * Ahh what a fun way to end the day, taking another stab at the high and mighty ;) regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and to be loved in return - Moulin Rouge Alison Pentland wrote: I now have an image of you in front of the mirror in the morning, wearing your knickers, socks and shoes trying to decided if they match!
Paul Watson wrote: Definitley the height of Americanism if I have ever seen one. And the closest an American will get to the wild with those kind of dangers is from behind their Cannon zoom lens in their SUV on the highway through Oregon*! Well, I have to say that I am an American, and I have first hand experience with wild snakes, tornados, bears, and armed robberies. -- Dana Holt Xenos Software
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Quickly- Aussie Survival Quiz: A South African Rugby Player comes charging at you, do you: A: Take the tackle and knee him in the face when the ref is not looking B: Side step and knee him in the face C: Grab a six pack from the medic and offer the Seeouth African a braai after the game D: Tag team a Kiwi from the crowd and you both knee him in the face ;) * Just getting ready for the Tri-Nations mate! If us Seeeouthies don't win, go Kiwis! regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and to be loved in return - Moulin Rouge Alison Pentland wrote: I now have an image of you in front of the mirror in the morning, wearing your knickers, socks and shoes trying to decided if they match!
Paul, Run, Only Run.... Cheers!!!! Carlos Antollini. Sonork ID 100.10529 cantollini
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hmm. I got 11 too -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!
Also 11... weird? Does it means that computer nerds think the same way. Though most of the questions, I answered, what I think was the correct answer instead of what I probably would do in thereal world. Christian Skovdal Andersen Don't mention the war...
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A quiz about survival Knowledge My score was 11 over 17... Regards.... Nice Weekend... Carlos Antollini. Sonork ID 100.10529 cantollini
14 out of 17, but I don't agree with some of the answers... I've had a fair bit of survival training by some ex SAS (australia) soldiers, they probably have different priorities to the people that wrote the quiz....
