Programmers and Food
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Unfortunately, all too many of us program in
Food++and don't manage our resources properly, resulting in access violations around the waistline :sigh:.Software Zen:
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Fold With Us![^]I think "memory leaks" would be more appropriate. :-D If you use Food++ you have to manage memory leaks yourself... but can use (eat) whatever you want :) . In Food# you don't care about memory leaks, but you're limited to only what .NET offers ("healthy" food :-D )
A buffalo soldier, a dread-like rasta !
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I try to make sure I eat something from the four food groups every day: sweet; salty; carbonated; and hamburger.
Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface
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That's why I use Food.net; it does automatic garbage collecting.
Maximilien Lincourt Your Head A Splode - Strong Bad
But I prefer Food++, since Visual kitchen .net is full of bugs, and automated tasks take decades to finish and need a lot of expensive resources. When Food# cocked, it needs a large place as well and before eating you have to pray for a long time. In the end you find out it's not a good idea to eat multiple Food# at once since you'll probably blow up. :-D
// "In the end it's a little boy expressing himself." Yanni while (I_am_alive)
{
cout<<"I love to do more than just programming.";
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That's why I use Food.net; it does automatic garbage collecting.
Maximilien Lincourt Your Head A Splode - Strong Bad
Perfect! I love both of your replies! :laugh:
"I think it's a trollophage and it's the beginning of a viral outbreak." - PerdidoPunk
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Oakman wrote:
sweet; salty; carbonated; and hamburger.
I thought Caffine was one of the four food groups!!
Joe Q My Blog
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I like to eat. And, rather conveniently, my body burns a lot of calories. Best yet, i write better code when i'm well-fed. Therefore, i count the time i spend cooking and eating as... prep-time or something... for the time i spend writing code. ;)
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Its quite interesting that even though most software developers complain that there's virtually no time to do anything but write code, the majority still enjoy talking about food. Interesting huh ... :laugh:
One of our guys we found on the street with a sign that said "Will optimize SQL code for food!". We made him president! Of course, after you feed one - they all start begging... So, now we have some new signs: "Keep hands & feet away from the cage." AND "Please do not feed the programmers." I think programmers need to follow the rules for gremlins: 1.) Don't feed them after midnight. 2.) NEVER GET THEM WET! 3.) Don't let them talk directly to clients. Me - When I'm hammering out code, I live on a strict diet of RedBull & Pen-Caps.
Joe Negron - eBusiness Architect VP Head Supreme Chief Muckety Muck LOGIC Wizards - New York City
modified on Monday, March 24, 2008 1:50 PM
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I'd like a delivery: Sumo-Burger, a side of fries & RedBull w/vodka (Super-Sized, of course)...
Joe Negron - eBusiness Architect VP Head Supreme Chief Muckety Muck
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One of our guys we found on the street with a sign that said "Will optimize SQL code for food!". We made him president! Of course, after you feed one - they all start begging... So, now we have some new signs: "Keep hands & feet away from the cage." AND "Please do not feed the programmers." I think programmers need to follow the rules for gremlins: 1.) Don't feed them after midnight. 2.) NEVER GET THEM WET! 3.) Don't let them talk directly to clients. Me - When I'm hammering out code, I live on a strict diet of RedBull & Pen-Caps.
Joe Negron - eBusiness Architect VP Head Supreme Chief Muckety Muck LOGIC Wizards - New York City
modified on Monday, March 24, 2008 1:50 PM
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Its quite interesting that even though most software developers complain that there's virtually no time to do anything but write code, the majority still enjoy talking about food. Interesting huh ... :laugh:
Of course rice doesn't keep for long, but with my ancient Panasonic SR-MK-10N just dump in a measure of rice and fill water to the line, select white-brown-sushi-cycle, press button, and wait for beep. The "Fuzzy Logic" in this ancient model apparently needs only the feedback from the single sensor underneath to know how much rice/water you put in. Quality of materials is xlnt especially the nonstick-finish. Any experience with newer models, I see that Panasonic still makes them...
pg--az
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I try to make sure I eat something from the four food groups every day: sweet; salty; carbonated; and hamburger.
Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface
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Hmmm. . . I thought the for food groups were frozen, freeze-dried, take-out, and order-in. . . :cool:
_________________________________________________ Have a great day!!! -- L.J.
No...No...No....!!!! Its the Bar-B-Que(chips)Group, Apple Danish w/Creme Cheese Group, Peanut Butter and Crackers (Lance) Group and BAWLS(with Guarana) Group. :laugh:
".... We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own . . . . Resistance is Futile . . . . You will be Assimilated . . . . . ."
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Its quite interesting that even though most software developers complain that there's virtually no time to do anything but write code, the majority still enjoy talking about food. Interesting huh ... :laugh:
Cooking and eating are almost the same as programing. 1. In Cooking/Eating: Try to cook something faster, but delicious; In programing: Try to program something simple, but functional. 2. In Cooking/Eating: Try to eat less, but food with a lot of energy and vitamins; In programing: Try to make your code smaller, but to do more work; 3. In Cooking/Eating: For the final, you sit in front of your computer after hours of cooking, start writing code and eat everything without even feel the taste; In programing: You finish your program after hours hard work, but your boss don't like it and place it in long-forgotten archive directory.