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    J Kan
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    Supposing you had to choose ONE last software to develop before your death, what would it be? I would love to write one that develops the software by reading a programmer's thoughts... ...even when asleep :zzz: :zzz: :zzz: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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      Supposing you had to choose ONE last software to develop before your death, what would it be? I would love to write one that develops the software by reading a programmer's thoughts... ...even when asleep :zzz: :zzz: :zzz: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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      Steve Mayfield
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      I've always wanted to have a routine called "Magic" with a single parameter "description of what you wanted it to do" Magic("Bring about World Peace");

      Steve

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        I've always wanted to have a routine called "Magic" with a single parameter "description of what you wanted it to do" Magic("Bring about World Peace");

        Steve

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        Interesting Steve...:cool: i hope you develop it before i grow my first gray hair. You have no idea the kind of parameters i would stuff into that MAGIC routine. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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          Supposing you had to choose ONE last software to develop before your death, what would it be? I would love to write one that develops the software by reading a programmer's thoughts... ...even when asleep :zzz: :zzz: :zzz: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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          Adam Smith
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          I would develop a software that turns all binary 1s to 0s :-D :laugh:

          Adam Smith www.codeproject.com

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            I would develop a software that turns all binary 1s to 0s :-D :laugh:

            Adam Smith www.codeproject.com

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            J Kan
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            May i ask why?? Do you intend to KILL the computer???:confused::confused::confused: :-D

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              Supposing you had to choose ONE last software to develop before your death, what would it be? I would love to write one that develops the software by reading a programmer's thoughts... ...even when asleep :zzz: :zzz: :zzz: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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              James R Twine
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              The software portion of a safe, fast, and lossless teleportation system.    Peace!

              -=- James
              Please rate this message - let me know if I helped or not! * * * If you think it costs a lot to do it right, just wait until you find out how much it costs to do it wrong!
              Remember that Professional Driver on Closed Course does not mean your Dumb Ass on a Public Road!
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                May i ask why?? Do you intend to KILL the computer???:confused::confused::confused: :-D

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                Adam Smith
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                No i need to erase all the porn evidence on my drive. ;)

                Adam Smith www.codeproject.com

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                • J J Kan

                  Supposing you had to choose ONE last software to develop before your death, what would it be? I would love to write one that develops the software by reading a programmer's thoughts... ...even when asleep :zzz: :zzz: :zzz: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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                  Marc Clifton
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                  Kobby Kan wrote:

                  Supposing you had to choose ONE last software to develop before your death, what would it be?

                  That's pretty amusing. Don't you know that software development never ends? Therefore, I would live forever, regardless of the project. Marc

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                    No i need to erase all the porn evidence on my drive. ;)

                    Adam Smith www.codeproject.com

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                    Malcolm Smart
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                    Adam Smith wrote:

                    No i need to erase all the porn evidence on my drive.

                    I had erased all the porn evidence on my computer and thought I'd got away with it until the wife asked me the following morning why my mouse was on the left hand side of the keyboard....

                    Knowledge is hereditary, it will find its way up or down. Luc Pattyn
                    and since what every time when i want to add button to this control one add two times posted in C# forum

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                      May i ask why?? Do you intend to KILL the computer???:confused::confused::confused: :-D

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                      Adam Smith
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                      On second thought, i would choose cake. :P http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZVjKlBCvhg&feature=related[^]

                      Adam Smith www.codeproject.com

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                      • J J Kan

                        Supposing you had to choose ONE last software to develop before your death, what would it be? I would love to write one that develops the software by reading a programmer's thoughts... ...even when asleep :zzz: :zzz: :zzz: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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                        El Corazon
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                        Kobby Kan wrote:

                        Supposing you had to choose ONE last software to develop before your death, what would it be?

                        True AI. http://www.zianet.com/jjustinb/story.pdf[^] ;P

                        _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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                          The software portion of a safe, fast, and lossless teleportation system.    Peace!

                          -=- James
                          Please rate this message - let me know if I helped or not! * * * If you think it costs a lot to do it right, just wait until you find out how much it costs to do it wrong!
                          Remember that Professional Driver on Closed Course does not mean your Dumb Ass on a Public Road!
                          See DeleteFXPFiles

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                          El Corazon
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                          James R. Twine wrote:

                          The software portion of a safe, fast, and lossless teleportation system.

                          I am sorry doctor, but we had the transporter set on Jpeg. Isn't there anything you can do? :doh:

                          _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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                            Adam Smith wrote:

                            No i need to erase all the porn evidence on my drive.

                            I had erased all the porn evidence on my computer and thought I'd got away with it until the wife asked me the following morning why my mouse was on the left hand side of the keyboard....

                            Knowledge is hereditary, it will find its way up or down. Luc Pattyn
                            and since what every time when i want to add button to this control one add two times posted in C# forum

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                            Im left handed so all is good :P

                            Adam Smith www.codeproject.com

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                              Adam Smith wrote:

                              No i need to erase all the porn evidence on my drive.

                              I had erased all the porn evidence on my computer and thought I'd got away with it until the wife asked me the following morning why my mouse was on the left hand side of the keyboard....

                              Knowledge is hereditary, it will find its way up or down. Luc Pattyn
                              and since what every time when i want to add button to this control one add two times posted in C# forum

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                              BAD ! BAD !! BAD !!! Adam :(( :(( :((

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                                BAD ! BAD !! BAD !!! Adam :(( :(( :((

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                                Kobby Kan wrote:

                                BAD ! BAD !! BAD !!! Adam

                                Bad Bad Bad Koby!! you understood!!!! :-D I, of course, haven't the foggiest idea what he meant by that.... :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

                                _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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                                  I've always wanted to have a routine called "Magic" with a single parameter "description of what you wanted it to do" Magic("Bring about World Peace");

                                  Steve

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                                  Steve Mayfield wrote:

                                  Magic("Bring about World Peace");

                                  And green peace knocks on you door :)

                                  xacc.ide - now with IronScheme support
                                  IronScheme - 1.0 alpha 2 out now

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                                    Supposing you had to choose ONE last software to develop before your death, what would it be? I would love to write one that develops the software by reading a programmer's thoughts... ...even when asleep :zzz: :zzz: :zzz: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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                                    PIEBALDconsult
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                                    Kobby Kan wrote:

                                    ONE last software

                                    Huh? I've already written at least three of those. But they keep pulling me back in.

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                                      Steve Mayfield wrote:

                                      Magic("Bring about World Peace");

                                      And green peace knocks on you door :)

                                      xacc.ide - now with IronScheme support
                                      IronScheme - 1.0 alpha 2 out now

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                                      Steve Mayfield
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                                      I was going to mention "Lathe of Heaven" [^] After the first attempt of Magic("Bring about World Peace"); I got a can of "Whirled Peas" :doh:

                                      Steve

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                                        Adam Smith wrote:

                                        No i need to erase all the porn evidence on my drive.

                                        I had erased all the porn evidence on my computer and thought I'd got away with it until the wife asked me the following morning why my mouse was on the left hand side of the keyboard....

                                        Knowledge is hereditary, it will find its way up or down. Luc Pattyn
                                        and since what every time when i want to add button to this control one add two times posted in C# forum

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                                        soap brain
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                                        :confused:

                                        Richard of York gave battle in vain.

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                                          Supposing you had to choose ONE last software to develop before your death, what would it be? I would love to write one that develops the software by reading a programmer's thoughts... ...even when asleep :zzz: :zzz: :zzz: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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                                          Richard Jones
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                                          Simple. I would write an AI hosting system to hold my brain until it can be put into your the next body.

                                          "Neque porro quisquam est qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit..." "There is no one who loves pain itself, who seeks after it and wants to have it, simply because it is pain..."

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