Skip to content
  • Categories
  • Recent
  • Tags
  • Popular
  • World
  • Users
  • Groups
Skins
  • Light
  • Cerulean
  • Cosmo
  • Flatly
  • Journal
  • Litera
  • Lumen
  • Lux
  • Materia
  • Minty
  • Morph
  • Pulse
  • Sandstone
  • Simplex
  • Sketchy
  • Spacelab
  • United
  • Yeti
  • Zephyr
  • Dark
  • Cyborg
  • Darkly
  • Quartz
  • Slate
  • Solar
  • Superhero
  • Vapor

  • Default (No Skin)
  • No Skin
Collapse
Code Project
  1. Home
  2. The Lounge
  3. Nine Ways to Win at Office Politics

Nine Ways to Win at Office Politics

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved The Lounge
comquestion
12 Posts 10 Posters 0 Views 1 Watching
  • Oldest to Newest
  • Newest to Oldest
  • Most Votes
Reply
  • Reply as topic
Log in to reply
This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
  • R Offline
    R Offline
    rp_suman
    wrote on last edited by
    #1

    A good interesting article here Nine Ways to Win at Office Politics[^] Best Regards, Suman

    -- "Programming is an art that fights back!"

    R P L M G 5 Replies Last reply
    0
    • R rp_suman

      A good interesting article here Nine Ways to Win at Office Politics[^] Best Regards, Suman

      -- "Programming is an art that fights back!"

      R Offline
      R Offline
      ravtos
      wrote on last edited by
      #2

      bad link

      Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff. Frank Zappa

      R M 2 Replies Last reply
      0
      • R ravtos

        bad link

        Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff. Frank Zappa

        R Offline
        R Offline
        rp_suman
        wrote on last edited by
        #3

        Hi, Did you read the article? Best Regards, Suman

        -- "Programming is an art that fights back!"

        1 Reply Last reply
        0
        • R rp_suman

          A good interesting article here Nine Ways to Win at Office Politics[^] Best Regards, Suman

          -- "Programming is an art that fights back!"

          P Offline
          P Offline
          PIEBALDconsult
          wrote on last edited by
          #4

          "The only only way to win is not to play" -- WOPR

          R C 2 Replies Last reply
          0
          • P PIEBALDconsult

            "The only only way to win is not to play" -- WOPR

            R Offline
            R Offline
            rp_suman
            wrote on last edited by
            #5

            Hi, You are right, keeping out of politics is good. Some points are not at all related to politics but to improve work Best Regards, Suman

            -- "Programming is an art that fights back!"

            B 1 Reply Last reply
            0
            • R rp_suman

              A good interesting article here Nine Ways to Win at Office Politics[^] Best Regards, Suman

              -- "Programming is an art that fights back!"

              L Offline
              L Offline
              Lost User
              wrote on last edited by
              #6

              9. Be true to yourself. After analyzing the political landscape in your company, if you decide the game is one you can't play, prepare to move on. It's not typical, but some organizations actually condone – even promote – dishonest, ruthless or unethical behavior. The game of office politics in this situation is not one worth winning.

              Visit http://www.notreadytogiveup.com/[^] and do something special today.

              1 Reply Last reply
              0
              • R ravtos

                bad link

                Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff. Frank Zappa

                M Offline
                M Offline
                Member 96
                wrote on last edited by
                #7

                s.t.a.v.o wrote:

                Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff. Frank Zappa

                :laugh: The man was a genius, hell of a guitar player as well.


                "The pursuit of excellence is less profitable than the pursuit of bigness, but it can be more satisfying." - David Ogilvy

                1 Reply Last reply
                0
                • R rp_suman

                  A good interesting article here Nine Ways to Win at Office Politics[^] Best Regards, Suman

                  -- "Programming is an art that fights back!"

                  M Offline
                  M Offline
                  martin_hughes
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #8

                  ... I call it the Martin Hughes System, and it basically involves telling people where to go when they get on your tits.

                  1 Reply Last reply
                  0
                  • P PIEBALDconsult

                    "The only only way to win is not to play" -- WOPR

                    C Offline
                    C Offline
                    Christopher Duncan
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #9

                    Might have sounded like a good line in War Games, but out here in the real world, we call folks like that "Target Practice."

                    Christopher Duncan Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes Coming soon: Got a career question? Ask the Attack Chihuahua! www.PracticalUSA.com

                    1 Reply Last reply
                    0
                    • R rp_suman

                      A good interesting article here Nine Ways to Win at Office Politics[^] Best Regards, Suman

                      -- "Programming is an art that fights back!"

                      G Offline
                      G Offline
                      Gary R Wheeler
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #10

                      Translations for the rest of us: 1. Observe how things get done in your organization. Learn where the big boys hide the bodies. 2. Profile powerful individuals. Learn who the big boys are. 3. Determine strategic initiatives in the company. Find out what the big boys want. 4. Develop a personal track record as someone who gets results. Take a small project one of the big boys want, and make it happen in as splashy a manner as possible. Taking credit for someone else's work at the last minute is icing on the cake, if you can do it. 5. Don't be afraid to toot your own horn. Like I said, take credit for someone else's work. They're too much of a coward to call you on it. 6. Treat everyone with respect. Kiss the big boys' butts whenever necessary. 7. Don't align too strongly with one group. Don't cling to the reins of any one big boy exclusively. Remember, the ass you kiss today may be the mailroom boy tomorrow. 8. Learn to communicate persuasively. Wearing the proper shade of lipstick when you kiss that butt is crucial. 9. Be true to yourself. Don't look in mirrors.

                      Software Zen: delete this;
                      Fold With Us![^]

                      O 1 Reply Last reply
                      0
                      • G Gary R Wheeler

                        Translations for the rest of us: 1. Observe how things get done in your organization. Learn where the big boys hide the bodies. 2. Profile powerful individuals. Learn who the big boys are. 3. Determine strategic initiatives in the company. Find out what the big boys want. 4. Develop a personal track record as someone who gets results. Take a small project one of the big boys want, and make it happen in as splashy a manner as possible. Taking credit for someone else's work at the last minute is icing on the cake, if you can do it. 5. Don't be afraid to toot your own horn. Like I said, take credit for someone else's work. They're too much of a coward to call you on it. 6. Treat everyone with respect. Kiss the big boys' butts whenever necessary. 7. Don't align too strongly with one group. Don't cling to the reins of any one big boy exclusively. Remember, the ass you kiss today may be the mailroom boy tomorrow. 8. Learn to communicate persuasively. Wearing the proper shade of lipstick when you kiss that butt is crucial. 9. Be true to yourself. Don't look in mirrors.

                        Software Zen: delete this;
                        Fold With Us![^]

                        O Offline
                        O Offline
                        Oakman
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #11

                        I've worked for three corporations that employed more than a dozen devs - your translation fits all of them to a T.

                        Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

                        1 Reply Last reply
                        0
                        • R rp_suman

                          Hi, You are right, keeping out of politics is good. Some points are not at all related to politics but to improve work Best Regards, Suman

                          -- "Programming is an art that fights back!"

                          B Offline
                          B Offline
                          Brady Kelly
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #12

                          rp_suman wrote:

                          You are right, keeping out of politics is good.

                          I sometimes find politics fun, but then I am a law student.

                          Pits fall into Chuck Norris.

                          1 Reply Last reply
                          0
                          Reply
                          • Reply as topic
                          Log in to reply
                          • Oldest to Newest
                          • Newest to Oldest
                          • Most Votes


                          • Login

                          • Don't have an account? Register

                          • Login or register to search.
                          • First post
                            Last post
                          0
                          • Categories
                          • Recent
                          • Tags
                          • Popular
                          • World
                          • Users
                          • Groups