Yet another JOTD

[Kevnar]

The town bully is drinking in the bar one night and he notices a sad little man at a table in the corner crying his eyes out with a single drink in front of him. Not one to miss out on a opportunity to have a little fun the bully walks up swipes the drink out from in front of the little guy and downs it in one gulp. "BWAHAHAHAHAHH!" he laughs, wiping his chin. The little man looks up at him in disbelief and then breaks into even harder sobbing. "Come on, little man. I was just messing with you. Don't freak out. I'll buy you another drink." "You don't understand," the little guy says. "This has been the worst day of my life. Ever! First I woke up late this morning and I missed my bus. So I got to work 15 minutes late... and the boss fires me. Fired! After 15 years of loyal service, just for being 15 minutes late! So I take a cab home and what happens? I leave my damn wallet in the stupid car! So now I'm broke. And then I walk in the house and head upstairs to tell my wife the bad news and what do I see? She's in bed with my best friend! Ten years of marriage and a life-long friendship betrayed. What a fool I've been! I should have known... So I finally decided I was just going to kill myself. Just end it all! And I was sitting here trying to muster up the courage AND YOU COME ALONG AND DRINK MY POISON!"

"I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?" -xterm

[Shog9 0]

LOL! :D --------

PMGRE

--Shog9 --

[Alvaro Mendez]

:laugh: Excellent! Thanks, Alvaro Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. - Albert Einstein

[Steve T]

:) Good joke - but you shouldn't put the punch line in caps ... It spoils the surprize because the reader can't help noticing how the joke is going to end before he's even halfway through. Steve T.