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One day, a Mechanical Engineer, an Electrical Engineer, a Chemical Engineer and a Software Engineer were driving down the street in the same car. The car broke down. The Mechanical Engineer said, "I think a rod broke. We can check the rods." The Chemical Engineer said, "The way it sputtered at the end, I don't think it's getting gas. We shall check the gas tank." The Electrical Engineer said, "I think there was a spark and something is wrong with the electrical system. We shall check the circuitry." All three turned to the Software engineer and said, "What do you think?" -- -- -- -- -- -- -- The Software Engineer said, "We shall get out of the car and get in Again."
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One day, a Mechanical Engineer, an Electrical Engineer, a Chemical Engineer and a Software Engineer were driving down the street in the same car. The car broke down. The Mechanical Engineer said, "I think a rod broke. We can check the rods." The Chemical Engineer said, "The way it sputtered at the end, I don't think it's getting gas. We shall check the gas tank." The Electrical Engineer said, "I think there was a spark and something is wrong with the electrical system. We shall check the circuitry." All three turned to the Software engineer and said, "What do you think?" -- -- -- -- -- -- -- The Software Engineer said, "We shall get out of the car and get in Again."
I'll give you three guesses as to where this person is from...
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
I'll give you three guesses as to where this person is from...
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
I'll give you three guesses as to where this person is from...
I bet whole Microsoft that he is from India.
"Sometimes the greatest journey is the distance between two people" - Nice quote from a Nice Indian Movie
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I'll give you three guesses as to where this person is from...
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/20011: Canada 2: Matabeleland 3: India Did I get it right? Where's my prize? :)
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1: Canada 2: Matabeleland 3: India Did I get it right? Where's my prize? :)
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
I'll give you three guesses as to where this person is from...
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001I'll give you three guesses as to where this person is from.
Definitely not from where this person is from. ;P
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I'll give you three guesses as to where this person is from...
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
where this person is from
Unfortunately, it is the five-letter named country in the continent of Asia and regarded as a largest subcontinent and bordered by Bay of Bengal, Indian Ocean and Arabian sea. :sigh:
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1: Canada 2: Matabeleland 3: India Did I get it right? Where's my prize? :)
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Where's my prize?
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I'll give you three guesses as to where this person is from...
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
One day, a Mechanical Engineer, an Electrical Engineer, a Chemical Engineer and a Software Engineer were driving down the street in the same car. The car broke down. The Mechanical Engineer said, "I think a rod broke. We can check the rods." The Chemical Engineer said, "The way it sputtered at the end, I don't think it's getting gas. We shall check the gas tank." The Electrical Engineer said, "I think there was a spark and something is wrong with the electrical system. We shall check the circuitry." All three turned to the Software engineer and said, "What do you think?" -- -- -- -- -- -- -- The Software Engineer said, "We shall get out of the car and get in Again."
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
I'll give you three guesses as to where this person is from...
It wasn't that bad after all :(
At a guess the average CPian had first seen that joke at least 10 years ago and has had someone thinking they were being clever forward or retell it every 3 months since.
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
I'll give you three guesses as to where this person is from...
It wasn't that bad after all :(
Blumen wrote:
It wasn't that bad after all
Good humour has a rhythm and a flow. This didn't.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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One day, a Mechanical Engineer, an Electrical Engineer, a Chemical Engineer and a Software Engineer were driving down the street in the same car. The car broke down. The Mechanical Engineer said, "I think a rod broke. We can check the rods." The Chemical Engineer said, "The way it sputtered at the end, I don't think it's getting gas. We shall check the gas tank." The Electrical Engineer said, "I think there was a spark and something is wrong with the electrical system. We shall check the circuitry." All three turned to the Software engineer and said, "What do you think?" -- -- -- -- -- -- -- The Software Engineer said, "We shall get out of the car and get in Again."
I don't even get it...
I'm finding the only constant in software development is change it self.
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
I'll give you three guesses as to where this person is from...
I bet whole Microsoft that he is from India.
"Sometimes the greatest journey is the distance between two people" - Nice quote from a Nice Indian Movie
hey, What your problem man.. :mad: I have found that whenever you see anything funny or something foolish you writes that "Indians have done this" or "that must be Indian.. " I think you are Indian too.... And if you think Indians are foolish you comes to that category too. That mean wherever you have wrote Indians are foolish it's just because only you ( only one Indian ) is fool ;P
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