Swap Shop
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The underneath of my desk is much like Chuck Norrissessess brain: empty.
It's not empty, the contents is just moving so fast you can't see it. Everyone knows Chuck Norris seldom moves slower than the speed of light. :rolleyes:
Nothing is exactly what it seems but everything with seems can be unpicked.
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The post on what is under people's desks got me thinking. Would anyone like to theoretically swap what is under their desk for what is under mine? At the end of the process in the best BBC tradition you can just hand it all to a passing cleaner and avoid any obligation to actually post it out. As a reminder I have the following: Two boxes of books (SQL Server 7.0 anyone?), the motor from one of those radio controlled blimps that I won at a TechEd, 27 football programmes, a copy of Aldous Huxley's 'Brave New World' and a broken mug. I would like to swap for a Smarties Mug without too much internal staining.
amelvin1968 wrote:
I would like to swap for a Smarties Mug without too much internal staining.
Sorry no Smarties mug, but I do have a Dennis the Menace and Gnasher mug from 1997, no chips or cracks, and its black so the stains do not show! Any offers? I would like anything to do with the Bay City Rollers or mullets in general :) Or a signed photo of David Hasselhoofff! ;) TTFN
Ali
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The post on what is under people's desks got me thinking. Would anyone like to theoretically swap what is under their desk for what is under mine? At the end of the process in the best BBC tradition you can just hand it all to a passing cleaner and avoid any obligation to actually post it out. As a reminder I have the following: Two boxes of books (SQL Server 7.0 anyone?), the motor from one of those radio controlled blimps that I won at a TechEd, 27 football programmes, a copy of Aldous Huxley's 'Brave New World' and a broken mug. I would like to swap for a Smarties Mug without too much internal staining.
Geez. Nobody's asked for Posh Paws. Come on people - at least ask for a Maggie Philbin or a Cheggers (the currency of course being 2 Maggies and 4 Cheggers equal to 1 Noel).
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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digital man wrote:
much like Chuck Norrissessess brain: empty
shhhhhhh... jesus man, are you trying to get us all killed! *shiftyeyes*
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The post on what is under people's desks got me thinking. Would anyone like to theoretically swap what is under their desk for what is under mine? At the end of the process in the best BBC tradition you can just hand it all to a passing cleaner and avoid any obligation to actually post it out. As a reminder I have the following: Two boxes of books (SQL Server 7.0 anyone?), the motor from one of those radio controlled blimps that I won at a TechEd, 27 football programmes, a copy of Aldous Huxley's 'Brave New World' and a broken mug. I would like to swap for a Smarties Mug without too much internal staining.
amelvin1968 wrote:
At the end of the process in the best BBC tradition you can just hand it all to a passing cleaner and avoid any obligation to actually post it out.
hmmm... okay... how about I pass the hantavirus risk, asbestos risk, snake bite risk, and spider risk all off to you? :) I have to check under the desk every day before I put any legs in there. The last thing I need is a rattle snake chasing the mice that party in my office to get royally pissed at getting his tail stepped on. :-D
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."
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It's not empty, the contents is just moving so fast you can't see it. Everyone knows Chuck Norris seldom moves slower than the speed of light. :rolleyes:
Nothing is exactly what it seems but everything with seems can be unpicked.
But the underneath of my desk is composed entirely of tachyons and they can kick the crap out of Chucky Cheese.
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amelvin1968 wrote:
I would like to swap for a Smarties Mug without too much internal staining.
Sorry no Smarties mug, but I do have a Dennis the Menace and Gnasher mug from 1997, no chips or cracks, and its black so the stains do not show! Any offers? I would like anything to do with the Bay City Rollers or mullets in general :) Or a signed photo of David Hasselhoofff! ;) TTFN
Ali
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amelvin1968 wrote:
At the end of the process in the best BBC tradition you can just hand it all to a passing cleaner and avoid any obligation to actually post it out.
hmmm... okay... how about I pass the hantavirus risk, asbestos risk, snake bite risk, and spider risk all off to you? :) I have to check under the desk every day before I put any legs in there. The last thing I need is a rattle snake chasing the mice that party in my office to get royally pissed at getting his tail stepped on. :-D
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."
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Keeping the scorpions to yourself? :laugh:
You know, every time I tried to win a bar-bet about being able to count to 1000 using my fingers I always get punched out when I reach 4.... -- El Corazon
dan neely wrote:
Keeping the scorpions to yourself?
absolutely, I am waiting for the year of the scorpion and then I am travelling to egypt to battle the scorpion king and send the armies of annubis back into the sands.... until then I have to train.... take THAT! *splat* see books on Access are good for something!
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."
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But the underneath of my desk is composed entirely of tachyons and they can kick the crap out of Chucky Cheese.
I'll see your tachyons and raise you a Klingon hoard, I'm sure I had one in one of these draws... ..one moment please... . . ..ah there we are, yes, one Klingon hoard complete with batliths and wrinkly heads ;P I am seriously going to need a clean out around here before we move offices :laugh:
Nothing is exactly what it seems but everything with seems can be unpicked.
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The post on what is under people's desks got me thinking. Would anyone like to theoretically swap what is under their desk for what is under mine? At the end of the process in the best BBC tradition you can just hand it all to a passing cleaner and avoid any obligation to actually post it out. As a reminder I have the following: Two boxes of books (SQL Server 7.0 anyone?), the motor from one of those radio controlled blimps that I won at a TechEd, 27 football programmes, a copy of Aldous Huxley's 'Brave New World' and a broken mug. I would like to swap for a Smarties Mug without too much internal staining.
I dont know, I don't have the courage to look under mine...
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Alison Pentland wrote:
Or a signed photo of David Hasselhoofff!
*Elaine looks shifty*
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I didn't say what I was going to do with it! ;)
Ali
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I'll see your tachyons and raise you a Klingon hoard, I'm sure I had one in one of these draws... ..one moment please... . . ..ah there we are, yes, one Klingon hoard complete with batliths and wrinkly heads ;P I am seriously going to need a clean out around here before we move offices :laugh:
Nothing is exactly what it seems but everything with seems can be unpicked.
Matthew Faithfull wrote:
I am seriously going to need a clean out around here before we move offices
spilled gagh... great....
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."
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Matthew Faithfull wrote:
I am seriously going to need a clean out around here before we move offices
spilled gagh... great....
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."
I don't suppose you know how to get bloodwine stains out of an office carpet by any chance? :doh: I knew I shouldn't have opened that draw but I was looking for things to swap with digital man for his tackyons. I'm going to need something to attach stuff to the new notice board, like notes reminding people that office desks are not the place to store your fictional subatomic particle collection or beligerant alien armies, ouch weyurgle au
Nothing is exactly what it seems but everything with seems can be unpicked.
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dan neely wrote:
Keeping the scorpions to yourself?
absolutely, I am waiting for the year of the scorpion and then I am travelling to egypt to battle the scorpion king and send the armies of annubis back into the sands.... until then I have to train.... take THAT! *splat* see books on Access are good for something!
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."
Is it Access '97? I have some bisuit crumbs I'm prepared to gather together in exchange!
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I don't suppose you know how to get bloodwine stains out of an office carpet by any chance? :doh: I knew I shouldn't have opened that draw but I was looking for things to swap with digital man for his tackyons. I'm going to need something to attach stuff to the new notice board, like notes reminding people that office desks are not the place to store your fictional subatomic particle collection or beligerant alien armies, ouch weyurgle au
Nothing is exactly what it seems but everything with seems can be unpicked.
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I don't suppose you know how to get bloodwine stains out of an office carpet by any chance? :doh: I knew I shouldn't have opened that draw but I was looking for things to swap with digital man for his tackyons. I'm going to need something to attach stuff to the new notice board, like notes reminding people that office desks are not the place to store your fictional subatomic particle collection or beligerant alien armies, ouch weyurgle au
Nothing is exactly what it seems but everything with seems can be unpicked.
Matthew Faithfull wrote:
I don't suppose you know how to get bloodwine stains out of an office carpet by any chance?
actually, yes, tribbles... of course you might want to guard your grains too.... ;)
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."
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Is it Access '97? I have some bisuit crumbs I'm prepared to gather together in exchange!
A. Melvin wrote:
Is it Access '97?
Using Access 2 for windows, Que series, 1994. It's parked right next to my Fundamentals Programming with Fortran 77.
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."
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I dont know, I don't have the courage to look under mine...
[My Blog]
"Visual studio desperately needs some performance improvements. It is sometimes almost as slow as eclipse." - Rüdiger Klaehn
"Real men use mspaint for writing code and notepad for designing graphics." - Anna-Jayne Metcalfednh wrote:
I dont know, I don't have the courage to look under mine...
awww... come on... don't you WANT to know if there is a rattlesnake or alien blob from outer space under there?
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."
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Matthew Faithfull wrote:
I don't suppose you know how to get bloodwine stains out of an office carpet by any chance?
actually, yes, tribbles... of course you might want to guard your grains too.... ;)
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."
:~ Hmm, wouldn't they just eat the carpet? or were you thinking of vigorous scrubbing with one or more dead tribbles. Anyway, email me one and I'll give it a try :-D
Nothing is exactly what it seems but everything with seems can be unpicked.