The Girlfriend Trainer
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When are you going to get it through your head that I'm a mother fucking pimp?
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
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When are you going to get it through your head that I'm a mother fucking pimp?
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
When are you going to get it through your head that you're not?
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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When are you going to get it through your head that you're not?
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
Girls seem to like me when I am nice to them. When I engage in a casual conversation a simple smile and an easy voice can go a long way.
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
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Girls seem to like me when I am nice to them. When I engage in a casual conversation a simple smile and an easy voice can go a long way.
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
Everyone smiles at me. Beat that.
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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Everyone smiles at me. Beat that.
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
I don't think thats a good thing. We are talking about girls, not being smiled at. Or how about this, all girls talk about me like I am a one hundred dollar bill waiting to be picked up off the table.
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
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I don't think thats a good thing. We are talking about girls, not being smiled at. Or how about this, all girls talk about me like I am a one hundred dollar bill waiting to be picked up off the table.
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
And yet all you get are psycho nazi girls... :doh:
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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And yet all you get are psycho nazi girls... :doh:
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
Just one, but she was all there was. She was special to me, she is not some piece of shit. I don't know what she is getting herself into these days, hopefully it isn't bad.
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
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Just one, but she was all there was. She was special to me, she is not some piece of shit. I don't know what she is getting herself into these days, hopefully it isn't bad.
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
Oh, she sounds reawy spesal! I'm sure you two made the cutest couple!
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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Oh, she sounds reawy spesal! I'm sure you two made the cutest couple!
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
She was nice, she liked to sing and dance to the song on the radio, she spoke her mind the way it is, she didn't put cherrys and surgar on all were words. She was suprizingly blunt, she was not afraid to tell you who she is and what she does. She was forgiving, friendly, cheerful, and very very interesting. She was a tough titty too, she was strong, smoked like a chimney, was constanty smoking weed like it was abundant as water, and she said she works on her uncles semi truck or somethign, and she wants to be a welder when she gets older. She was good lookin and she never wore makup, she was just cool. Sometimes though, she was another person, made me thhink she was bi polar. It not only hurt me but it drove me crazy trying to figure her out. One day she was the stacie I liked and we would talk and flirt and whotnot, then the next day she was some girl. I could tell just by looking at her that she was in that 'some other girl' personality. I thought I was some crazy unlucky son of a bitch to fall for a girl like her, and I suffered after I quit working their with her, I wanted her so much but I coudln't contact her, her phone was down. She owed 600 to verizon, she paid her families bills. She was the only one that worked basically, so she had to support her own damn family. She had an affair with he old boss too, who is 40 years old and married with kids. :doh: :doh: :sigh: What is a man to do when he falls for a girl like that? I died a little inside, and regrown bigger and stronger. There is so much more to it that you don't even realize, its a good thing I made it out ok. I could have been up shit creek without a paddle.
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
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She was nice, she liked to sing and dance to the song on the radio, she spoke her mind the way it is, she didn't put cherrys and surgar on all were words. She was suprizingly blunt, she was not afraid to tell you who she is and what she does. She was forgiving, friendly, cheerful, and very very interesting. She was a tough titty too, she was strong, smoked like a chimney, was constanty smoking weed like it was abundant as water, and she said she works on her uncles semi truck or somethign, and she wants to be a welder when she gets older. She was good lookin and she never wore makup, she was just cool. Sometimes though, she was another person, made me thhink she was bi polar. It not only hurt me but it drove me crazy trying to figure her out. One day she was the stacie I liked and we would talk and flirt and whotnot, then the next day she was some girl. I could tell just by looking at her that she was in that 'some other girl' personality. I thought I was some crazy unlucky son of a bitch to fall for a girl like her, and I suffered after I quit working their with her, I wanted her so much but I coudln't contact her, her phone was down. She owed 600 to verizon, she paid her families bills. She was the only one that worked basically, so she had to support her own damn family. She had an affair with he old boss too, who is 40 years old and married with kids. :doh: :doh: :sigh: What is a man to do when he falls for a girl like that? I died a little inside, and regrown bigger and stronger. There is so much more to it that you don't even realize, its a good thing I made it out ok. I could have been up shit creek without a paddle.
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
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CataclysmicQuantum wrote:
What is a man to do when he falls for a girl like that?
A man? A man would realise she's a fucking idiot and move on. A boy on the other hand...
Maybe I should make a soap opera titled "The Young and the Horny".
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
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Maybe I should make a soap opera titled "The Young and the Horny".
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
CataclysmicQuantum wrote:
Maybe I should make a soap opera titled "The Young and the Horny".
No that would be as boring as shit. We've all been there, probably more than once. I've had some shockers but I wouldnt change it for anything. You cant know when you've found a good one if you've not been burnt by a few bad ones.
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She was nice, she liked to sing and dance to the song on the radio, she spoke her mind the way it is, she didn't put cherrys and surgar on all were words. She was suprizingly blunt, she was not afraid to tell you who she is and what she does. She was forgiving, friendly, cheerful, and very very interesting. She was a tough titty too, she was strong, smoked like a chimney, was constanty smoking weed like it was abundant as water, and she said she works on her uncles semi truck or somethign, and she wants to be a welder when she gets older. She was good lookin and she never wore makup, she was just cool. Sometimes though, she was another person, made me thhink she was bi polar. It not only hurt me but it drove me crazy trying to figure her out. One day she was the stacie I liked and we would talk and flirt and whotnot, then the next day she was some girl. I could tell just by looking at her that she was in that 'some other girl' personality. I thought I was some crazy unlucky son of a bitch to fall for a girl like her, and I suffered after I quit working their with her, I wanted her so much but I coudln't contact her, her phone was down. She owed 600 to verizon, she paid her families bills. She was the only one that worked basically, so she had to support her own damn family. She had an affair with he old boss too, who is 40 years old and married with kids. :doh: :doh: :sigh: What is a man to do when he falls for a girl like that? I died a little inside, and regrown bigger and stronger. There is so much more to it that you don't even realize, its a good thing I made it out ok. I could have been up shit creek without a paddle.
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
Cry me a river.
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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I know I'm guilty of it too but it is sad that people still give Joshua the attention he is starving for. He's like a stray animal, feed it once and it keeps coming back.
I'm a Christian: I *know* that I'm perverted. - Ilion
But that stray animal is just so hypnotically pathetic.
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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CataclysmicQuantum wrote:
Maybe I should make a soap opera titled "The Young and the Horny".
No that would be as boring as shit. We've all been there, probably more than once. I've had some shockers but I wouldnt change it for anything. You cant know when you've found a good one if you've not been burnt by a few bad ones.
Yeah, I know.
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
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Cry me a river.
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
You just wait young punk. You will see.
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
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But that stray animal is just so hypnotically pathetic.
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
Well it seems to me that the threads are filled with Ravels and Quantums during this time, that doesn't appear to be very sleep inducing to me.
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
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You just wait young punk. You will see.
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
Punk? Punk?! Get outta here! :)
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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Punk? Punk?! Get outta here! :)
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
Ravel H. Joyce wrote:
Punk? Punk?! Get outta here!
Never! I will be 80 years old posting on Code Project 4D 9.0 Quantum Edition.
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
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Ravel H. Joyce wrote:
Punk? Punk?! Get outta here!
Never! I will be 80 years old posting on Code Project 4D 9.0 Quantum Edition.
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
You know, you have the honour of being basically the only person I'm cheeky to.
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.