The Girlfriend Trainer
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Just one, but she was all there was. She was special to me, she is not some piece of shit. I don't know what she is getting herself into these days, hopefully it isn't bad.
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
Oh, she sounds reawy spesal! I'm sure you two made the cutest couple!
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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Oh, she sounds reawy spesal! I'm sure you two made the cutest couple!
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
She was nice, she liked to sing and dance to the song on the radio, she spoke her mind the way it is, she didn't put cherrys and surgar on all were words. She was suprizingly blunt, she was not afraid to tell you who she is and what she does. She was forgiving, friendly, cheerful, and very very interesting. She was a tough titty too, she was strong, smoked like a chimney, was constanty smoking weed like it was abundant as water, and she said she works on her uncles semi truck or somethign, and she wants to be a welder when she gets older. She was good lookin and she never wore makup, she was just cool. Sometimes though, she was another person, made me thhink she was bi polar. It not only hurt me but it drove me crazy trying to figure her out. One day she was the stacie I liked and we would talk and flirt and whotnot, then the next day she was some girl. I could tell just by looking at her that she was in that 'some other girl' personality. I thought I was some crazy unlucky son of a bitch to fall for a girl like her, and I suffered after I quit working their with her, I wanted her so much but I coudln't contact her, her phone was down. She owed 600 to verizon, she paid her families bills. She was the only one that worked basically, so she had to support her own damn family. She had an affair with he old boss too, who is 40 years old and married with kids. :doh: :doh: :sigh: What is a man to do when he falls for a girl like that? I died a little inside, and regrown bigger and stronger. There is so much more to it that you don't even realize, its a good thing I made it out ok. I could have been up shit creek without a paddle.
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
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She was nice, she liked to sing and dance to the song on the radio, she spoke her mind the way it is, she didn't put cherrys and surgar on all were words. She was suprizingly blunt, she was not afraid to tell you who she is and what she does. She was forgiving, friendly, cheerful, and very very interesting. She was a tough titty too, she was strong, smoked like a chimney, was constanty smoking weed like it was abundant as water, and she said she works on her uncles semi truck or somethign, and she wants to be a welder when she gets older. She was good lookin and she never wore makup, she was just cool. Sometimes though, she was another person, made me thhink she was bi polar. It not only hurt me but it drove me crazy trying to figure her out. One day she was the stacie I liked and we would talk and flirt and whotnot, then the next day she was some girl. I could tell just by looking at her that she was in that 'some other girl' personality. I thought I was some crazy unlucky son of a bitch to fall for a girl like her, and I suffered after I quit working their with her, I wanted her so much but I coudln't contact her, her phone was down. She owed 600 to verizon, she paid her families bills. She was the only one that worked basically, so she had to support her own damn family. She had an affair with he old boss too, who is 40 years old and married with kids. :doh: :doh: :sigh: What is a man to do when he falls for a girl like that? I died a little inside, and regrown bigger and stronger. There is so much more to it that you don't even realize, its a good thing I made it out ok. I could have been up shit creek without a paddle.
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
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CataclysmicQuantum wrote:
What is a man to do when he falls for a girl like that?
A man? A man would realise she's a fucking idiot and move on. A boy on the other hand...
Maybe I should make a soap opera titled "The Young and the Horny".
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
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Maybe I should make a soap opera titled "The Young and the Horny".
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
CataclysmicQuantum wrote:
Maybe I should make a soap opera titled "The Young and the Horny".
No that would be as boring as shit. We've all been there, probably more than once. I've had some shockers but I wouldnt change it for anything. You cant know when you've found a good one if you've not been burnt by a few bad ones.
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She was nice, she liked to sing and dance to the song on the radio, she spoke her mind the way it is, she didn't put cherrys and surgar on all were words. She was suprizingly blunt, she was not afraid to tell you who she is and what she does. She was forgiving, friendly, cheerful, and very very interesting. She was a tough titty too, she was strong, smoked like a chimney, was constanty smoking weed like it was abundant as water, and she said she works on her uncles semi truck or somethign, and she wants to be a welder when she gets older. She was good lookin and she never wore makup, she was just cool. Sometimes though, she was another person, made me thhink she was bi polar. It not only hurt me but it drove me crazy trying to figure her out. One day she was the stacie I liked and we would talk and flirt and whotnot, then the next day she was some girl. I could tell just by looking at her that she was in that 'some other girl' personality. I thought I was some crazy unlucky son of a bitch to fall for a girl like her, and I suffered after I quit working their with her, I wanted her so much but I coudln't contact her, her phone was down. She owed 600 to verizon, she paid her families bills. She was the only one that worked basically, so she had to support her own damn family. She had an affair with he old boss too, who is 40 years old and married with kids. :doh: :doh: :sigh: What is a man to do when he falls for a girl like that? I died a little inside, and regrown bigger and stronger. There is so much more to it that you don't even realize, its a good thing I made it out ok. I could have been up shit creek without a paddle.
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
Cry me a river.
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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I know I'm guilty of it too but it is sad that people still give Joshua the attention he is starving for. He's like a stray animal, feed it once and it keeps coming back.
I'm a Christian: I *know* that I'm perverted. - Ilion
But that stray animal is just so hypnotically pathetic.
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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CataclysmicQuantum wrote:
Maybe I should make a soap opera titled "The Young and the Horny".
No that would be as boring as shit. We've all been there, probably more than once. I've had some shockers but I wouldnt change it for anything. You cant know when you've found a good one if you've not been burnt by a few bad ones.
Yeah, I know.
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
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Cry me a river.
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
You just wait young punk. You will see.
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
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But that stray animal is just so hypnotically pathetic.
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
Well it seems to me that the threads are filled with Ravels and Quantums during this time, that doesn't appear to be very sleep inducing to me.
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
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You just wait young punk. You will see.
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
Punk? Punk?! Get outta here! :)
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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Punk? Punk?! Get outta here! :)
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
Ravel H. Joyce wrote:
Punk? Punk?! Get outta here!
Never! I will be 80 years old posting on Code Project 4D 9.0 Quantum Edition.
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
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Ravel H. Joyce wrote:
Punk? Punk?! Get outta here!
Never! I will be 80 years old posting on Code Project 4D 9.0 Quantum Edition.
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
You know, you have the honour of being basically the only person I'm cheeky to.
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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You know, you have the honour of being basically the only person I'm cheeky to.
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
Cheeky? I had to look that one up. Thats a poor choice of words.
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
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Cheeky? I had to look that one up. Thats a poor choice of words.
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
I suppose you have a better word for it?
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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But that stray animal is just so hypnotically pathetic.
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
Ravel H. Joyce wrote:
But that stray animal is just so hypnotically pathetic.
Yep and no matter how many times you kick it it will just keep coming back for more.
I'm a Christian: I *know* that I'm perverted. - Ilion
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I suppose you have a better word for it?
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
Bold, blunt maybe?
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
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Bold, blunt maybe?
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
Bold yes, cheeky definitely.
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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CataclysmicQuantum wrote:
When are you going to get it through your head that I'm a motherless f***ing p simp?
I fixed your typos for you.
Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface
:laugh:
And when the sunlight hits the olive oil, don't hesitate.
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Bold yes, cheeky definitely.
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
Cheeky sounds like something a girl should say/
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.