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  • C CataclysmicQuantum

    It starts with some kid studying or whatever and ends in some guy having sex with several girls. Now you have to watch a NIN video[^]

    The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.

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    soap brain
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    The film clip is really pretty, but the song is just meh. 3 Libras, on the other hand, actually has meaning in the film clip. Some guy?! SOME GUY??? MAYNARD! MAYNAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!!!! Plus the song is damn awesome.

    Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.

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    • C CataclysmicQuantum

      Maybe I should make a soap opera titled "The Young and the Horny".

      The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.

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      Brady Kelly
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      You and some others are already turning the Soapbox into a soap opera.

      Pits fall into Chuck Norris.

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        The film clip is really pretty, but the song is just meh. 3 Libras, on the other hand, actually has meaning in the film clip. Some guy?! SOME GUY??? MAYNARD! MAYNAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!!!! Plus the song is damn awesome.

        Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.

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        CataclysmicQuantum
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        I think I downloaded the whole tool discography, I know I downloaded a bunch of tool. I have 94 tracks, 9.1 hours. I have 9,503 songs 642 hours worth of music. Nine Inch Nails is way better,

        The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.

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        • C CataclysmicQuantum

          I think I downloaded the whole tool discography, I know I downloaded a bunch of tool. I have 94 tracks, 9.1 hours. I have 9,503 songs 642 hours worth of music. Nine Inch Nails is way better,

          The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.

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          soap brain
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          Wow, that's more Tool than I have, but no, Evanescence is the only thing better than Tool.

          Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.

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            Wow, that's more Tool than I have, but no, Evanescence is the only thing better than Tool.

            Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.

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            CataclysmicQuantum
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            Ravel H. Joyce wrote:

            Evanescence is the only thing better than Tool.

            I hate that goth shit. She needs to stop apologizing for all those dicks that didn't cum because of her white face paint.

            The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.

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            • C CataclysmicQuantum

              Ravel H. Joyce wrote:

              Evanescence is the only thing better than Tool.

              I hate that goth shit. She needs to stop apologizing for all those dicks that didn't cum because of her white face paint.

              The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.

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              soap brain
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              But yeah[^] Nine Inch Nails are way cooler[^]

              Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.

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                But yeah[^] Nine Inch Nails are way cooler[^]

                Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.

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                CataclysmicQuantum
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                That looks gay as Kyle. What was that?

                The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.

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                • C CataclysmicQuantum

                  That looks gay as Kyle. What was that?

                  The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.

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                  soap brain
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                  You don't recognize your favourite band?[^]

                  Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.

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                    You don't recognize your favourite band?[^]

                    Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.

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                    CataclysmicQuantum
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                    I don't care if they throw themselves in a blender and make NIN roll ups as long as they create the music.

                    The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.

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                    • C CataclysmicQuantum

                      I don't care if they throw themselves in a blender and make NIN roll ups as long as they create the music.

                      The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.

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                      soap brain
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                      OK, that's fine, but bear that in mind before criticizing someone else for their image, despite the fact that Amy Lee doesn't actually wear 'white face paint'.

                      Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.

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                      • C CataclysmicQuantum

                        I don't think thats a good thing. We are talking about girls, not being smiled at. Or how about this, all girls talk about me like I am a one hundred dollar bill waiting to be picked up off the table.

                        The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.

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                        Lost User
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                        Hmm... $99.

                        Visit http://www.notreadytogiveup.com/[^] and do something special today.

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                        • L Lost User

                          Hmm... $99.

                          Visit http://www.notreadytogiveup.com/[^] and do something special today.

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                          soap brain
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                          Isn't that a bit generous?

                          Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.

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                          • S soap brain

                            But that stray animal is just so hypnotically pathetic.

                            Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.

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                            Rob Graham
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                            I find the amount of attention you pay to him to make you equally annoying. You should learn to ignore him and your baser urges, lest you become thought of as equally abnoxious. :mad:

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                              I find the amount of attention you pay to him to make you equally annoying. You should learn to ignore him and your baser urges, lest you become thought of as equally abnoxious. :mad:

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                              NormDroid
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                              'tis true.

                              www.software-kinetics.co.uk

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                              • R Rob Graham

                                I find the amount of attention you pay to him to make you equally annoying. You should learn to ignore him and your baser urges, lest you become thought of as equally abnoxious. :mad:

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                                soap brain
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                                Well, nobody else wants to talk to me, as usual.

                                Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.

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                                • S soap brain

                                  Well, nobody else wants to talk to me, as usual.

                                  Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.

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                                  Oakman
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                                  Ravel H. Joyce wrote:

                                  Well, nobody else wants to talk to me, as usual.

                                  Maybe that's because they'd be afraid of being mistaken for Captain Colostomy.

                                  Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

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                                  • S soap brain

                                    Too bad my legs aren't very strong. :sigh:

                                    Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.

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                                    DemonPossessed
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                                    Just be careful though, if you kick it too hard it might start incoherently blathering things like "bitch" or "pimp" or making websites about you. :laugh:

                                    I'm a Christian: I *know* that I'm perverted. - Ilion

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                                      Well, nobody else wants to talk to me, as usual.

                                      Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.

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                                      Rob Graham
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                                      You call that 'talk'?

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                                        CataclysmicQuantum wrote:

                                        it was for those whose girlfriends and wifes that are out of control.

                                        I see. And since the odds of you ever having either one are somewhere between slim and none, this was just a public service announcement for those of us who are not charismatically-challenged?

                                        Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

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                                        Paul Conrad
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                                        Oakman wrote:

                                        this was just a public service announcement

                                        :laugh::laugh::laugh:

                                        "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon

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                                        • O Oakman

                                          CataclysmicQuantum wrote:

                                          When are you going to get it through your head that I'm a motherless f***ing p simp?

                                          I fixed your typos for you.

                                          Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

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                                          Paul Conrad
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                                          :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh: That's the best come back I've hear in a while :-D

                                          "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon

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