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  • S soap brain

    Wow, that's more Tool than I have, but no, Evanescence is the only thing better than Tool.

    Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.

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    CataclysmicQuantum
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    Ravel H. Joyce wrote:

    Evanescence is the only thing better than Tool.

    I hate that goth shit. She needs to stop apologizing for all those dicks that didn't cum because of her white face paint.

    The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.

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    • C CataclysmicQuantum

      Ravel H. Joyce wrote:

      Evanescence is the only thing better than Tool.

      I hate that goth shit. She needs to stop apologizing for all those dicks that didn't cum because of her white face paint.

      The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.

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      soap brain
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      But yeah[^] Nine Inch Nails are way cooler[^]

      Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.

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      • S soap brain

        But yeah[^] Nine Inch Nails are way cooler[^]

        Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.

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        CataclysmicQuantum
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        That looks gay as Kyle. What was that?

        The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.

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        • C CataclysmicQuantum

          That looks gay as Kyle. What was that?

          The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.

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          soap brain
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          You don't recognize your favourite band?[^]

          Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.

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          • S soap brain

            You don't recognize your favourite band?[^]

            Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.

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            CataclysmicQuantum
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            I don't care if they throw themselves in a blender and make NIN roll ups as long as they create the music.

            The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.

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            • C CataclysmicQuantum

              I don't care if they throw themselves in a blender and make NIN roll ups as long as they create the music.

              The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.

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              soap brain
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              OK, that's fine, but bear that in mind before criticizing someone else for their image, despite the fact that Amy Lee doesn't actually wear 'white face paint'.

              Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.

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              • C CataclysmicQuantum

                I don't think thats a good thing. We are talking about girls, not being smiled at. Or how about this, all girls talk about me like I am a one hundred dollar bill waiting to be picked up off the table.

                The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.

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                Lost User
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                Hmm... $99.

                Visit http://www.notreadytogiveup.com/[^] and do something special today.

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                • L Lost User

                  Hmm... $99.

                  Visit http://www.notreadytogiveup.com/[^] and do something special today.

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                  soap brain
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                  Isn't that a bit generous?

                  Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.

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                  • S soap brain

                    But that stray animal is just so hypnotically pathetic.

                    Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.

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                    Rob Graham
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                    I find the amount of attention you pay to him to make you equally annoying. You should learn to ignore him and your baser urges, lest you become thought of as equally abnoxious. :mad:

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                    • R Rob Graham

                      I find the amount of attention you pay to him to make you equally annoying. You should learn to ignore him and your baser urges, lest you become thought of as equally abnoxious. :mad:

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                      NormDroid
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                      'tis true.

                      www.software-kinetics.co.uk

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                      • R Rob Graham

                        I find the amount of attention you pay to him to make you equally annoying. You should learn to ignore him and your baser urges, lest you become thought of as equally abnoxious. :mad:

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                        soap brain
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                        Well, nobody else wants to talk to me, as usual.

                        Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.

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                        • S soap brain

                          Well, nobody else wants to talk to me, as usual.

                          Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.

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                          Oakman
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                          Ravel H. Joyce wrote:

                          Well, nobody else wants to talk to me, as usual.

                          Maybe that's because they'd be afraid of being mistaken for Captain Colostomy.

                          Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

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                          • S soap brain

                            Too bad my legs aren't very strong. :sigh:

                            Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.

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                            DemonPossessed
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                            Just be careful though, if you kick it too hard it might start incoherently blathering things like "bitch" or "pimp" or making websites about you. :laugh:

                            I'm a Christian: I *know* that I'm perverted. - Ilion

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                            • S soap brain

                              Well, nobody else wants to talk to me, as usual.

                              Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.

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                              Rob Graham
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                              You call that 'talk'?

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                                CataclysmicQuantum wrote:

                                it was for those whose girlfriends and wifes that are out of control.

                                I see. And since the odds of you ever having either one are somewhere between slim and none, this was just a public service announcement for those of us who are not charismatically-challenged?

                                Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

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                                Paul Conrad
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                                Oakman wrote:

                                this was just a public service announcement

                                :laugh::laugh::laugh:

                                "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon

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                                • O Oakman

                                  CataclysmicQuantum wrote:

                                  When are you going to get it through your head that I'm a motherless f***ing p simp?

                                  I fixed your typos for you.

                                  Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

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                                  Paul Conrad
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                                  :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh: That's the best come back I've hear in a while :-D

                                  "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon

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                                  • D DemonPossessed

                                    I know I'm guilty of it too but it is sad that people still give Joshua the attention he is starving for. He's like a stray animal, feed it once and it keeps coming back.

                                    I'm a Christian: I *know* that I'm perverted. - Ilion

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                                    Paul Conrad
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                                    DemonPossessed wrote:

                                    He's like a stray animal, feed it once and it keeps coming back.

                                    Oh, that is definite sig material for the Soapbox :laugh::laugh::laugh: I am personally going through a very rough time, and that is the beast thing I've heard in a while, thanks, dude.

                                    "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon

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                                    • O Oakman

                                      Ravel H. Joyce wrote:

                                      Well, nobody else wants to talk to me, as usual.

                                      Maybe that's because they'd be afraid of being mistaken for Captain Colostomy.

                                      Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

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                                      soap brain
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                                      Oakman wrote:

                                      Maybe that's because they'd be afraid of being mistaken for Captain Colostomy.

                                      I wouldn't make that mistake...

                                      Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.

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                                      • R Rob Graham

                                        You call that 'talk'?

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                                        soap brain
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                                        I could go into it more, but I'm not going to, because I've found that no good ever comes of it.

                                        Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.

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                                        • S soap brain

                                          Punk? Punk?! Get outta here! :)

                                          Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.

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                                          Stephen Hewitt
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                                          I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

                                          Steve

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