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  • C CataclysmicQuantum

    Ravel H. Joyce wrote:

    No, you're taking drugs and being a dick.

    Sorry officer, I didn't mean to do that. Here, let me get a condom and I will stash away some cash for some psychotherapy for later.

    The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.

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    soap brain
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    Shut up already.

    Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.

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      Shut up already.

      Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.

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      You have become really shallow man. You are must a mean little kid aren't you? Pretty soon you will end up one of those pesky teenagers up on everyone bizniz and stealin shiz and all that piz'az. I just imagine teh dyed hair with piercings now. YOu already got the tude now you just need the look

      The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.

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        You have become really shallow man. You are must a mean little kid aren't you? Pretty soon you will end up one of those pesky teenagers up on everyone bizniz and stealin shiz and all that piz'az. I just imagine teh dyed hair with piercings now. YOu already got the tude now you just need the look

        The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.

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        If you had powers of observation or deduction, you'd know that you're completely wrong about me. I AM NOT LIKE YOU

        Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.

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          If you had powers of observation or deduction, you'd know that you're completely wrong about me. I AM NOT LIKE YOU

          Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.

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          CataclysmicQuantum
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          Ravel H. Joyce wrote:

          I AM NOT LIKE YOU

          Thank God. You go do your homework and do what your parents tell you to do, and don't think about my character, which is not some freakizoid doped up on drugs freaking out and shit. I don't fit in with anyone becsuse nobody seems to be a half geek half tripper.

          The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.

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          • C CataclysmicQuantum

            Working in a 24/7 restaurant presents interesting social situations and structure. In this analysis I will present to you the steps involved in becoming part of the crowed, trying to secure your income, and maintaining and balancing relations between the coworkers. Step one: Getting hired. Becoming part of the group is the toughest part, you must make them think you know what you are doing and establish a friendly aquantanship with all who works there. You must seem bright, ready to learn, willing to work, and you must share positive and interesting information about yourself. It is also the perfect time to establish work friends and get to know the social order. Who talks to who, and what attitudes people have towards others. There is the "manager" who sneakily gathers information about you and your abilities. A manager is rarely present during 2nd and 3rd shift, but s/he will always know whats up. Once you are plugged in, you can try some tactful manipulation to secure yourself a little. Failure to follow these steps will lead to a quick unemployment, which I have almost encountered and witnessed already. A new dishwasher was fired on her first day for not establishing herself and failing to demonstrate her performance, she was slaughtered, I felt bad for her. Step two: Maintaining. Now here is where things can get tricky. You have established yourself successfully and now you must maintain yourself. You have learned about the people you work with, and they have also started to annoy you. You see that they can be very strange at times, some are just very very rude and shitty. Shitheads are the worst to deal with. You have to be blunt, or else they will step on you. You have to manipulate the social situations to seek a balance, to keep from annoying and being annoyed. This can become very tedious when you are the only male employee, girls talk, and if you are good looking, things can get troublesome. Especially when they are old enough to be your mother and or are not attractive. One actually has the nerve to tell me to "Shut the fuck up" when I'm not even saying anything, thats her way of making fun of me when I'm not talking. :wtf: She is creepy because I think she likes me, and she is funny in the head. Creeps me right out of that place and into my safe fortrous I call my home. Step three: nasua To be continued.X|

            The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a

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            CataclysmicQuantum wrote:

            You must seem bright, ready to learn, willing to work, and you must share positive and interesting information about yourself.

            Their standards in this area can't be very high if they hired you. :laugh:

            CataclysmicQuantum wrote:

            She is creepy because I think she likes me

            Yep, would have to be creepy to like you. Desperate, too. :rose:

            CataclysmicQuantum wrote:

            she is funny in the head

            An absolute requirement to like you. :sigh:

            Doing my part to piss off the religious right.

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              CataclysmicQuantum wrote:

              You must seem bright, ready to learn, willing to work, and you must share positive and interesting information about yourself.

              Their standards in this area can't be very high if they hired you. :laugh:

              CataclysmicQuantum wrote:

              She is creepy because I think she likes me

              Yep, would have to be creepy to like you. Desperate, too. :rose:

              CataclysmicQuantum wrote:

              she is funny in the head

              An absolute requirement to like you. :sigh:

              Doing my part to piss off the religious right.

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              Tim Craig wrote:

              CataclysmicQuantum wrote: she is funny in the head An absolute requirement to like you.

              My God I'm doomed. All the girls that have ever liked me have been funny in some way. Bummer, it looks like I'm going to have to prepare for craziness. God prepares my mind with psychedelics.

              The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.

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                Tim Craig wrote:

                CataclysmicQuantum wrote: she is funny in the head An absolute requirement to like you.

                My God I'm doomed. All the girls that have ever liked me have been funny in some way. Bummer, it looks like I'm going to have to prepare for craziness. God prepares my mind with psychedelics.

                The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.

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                CataclysmicQuantum wrote:

                All the girls that have ever liked me have been funny in some way.

                Maybe you're just a poor judge of people. Of course, why would I expect you to be good at anything?

                Doing my part to piss off the religious right.

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                  CataclysmicQuantum wrote:

                  All the girls that have ever liked me have been funny in some way.

                  Maybe you're just a poor judge of people. Of course, why would I expect you to be good at anything?

                  Doing my part to piss off the religious right.

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                  Tim Craig wrote:

                  Of course, why would I expect you to be good at anything?

                  Because I can fix any home PC for cheap, and write software.

                  The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.

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                  • C CataclysmicQuantum

                    Tim Craig wrote:

                    Of course, why would I expect you to be good at anything?

                    Because I can fix any home PC for cheap, and write software.

                    The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.

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                    CataclysmicQuantum wrote:

                    Because I can fix any home PC for cheap, and write software.

                    Guess you're so good at that people are lining up and you had to quit your day job. :suss:

                    Doing my part to piss off the religious right.

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                    • T Tim Craig

                      CataclysmicQuantum wrote:

                      Because I can fix any home PC for cheap, and write software.

                      Guess you're so good at that people are lining up and you had to quit your day job. :suss:

                      Doing my part to piss off the religious right.

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                      People call me, sometimes they ask me stupid questions like "Whats this thing down here that keeps popping up?". "Ok now how do I get online?".

                      The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.

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                        People call me, sometimes they ask me stupid questions like "Whats this thing down here that keeps popping up?". "Ok now how do I get online?".

                        The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.

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                        CataclysmicQuantum wrote:

                        they ask me stupid questions

                        Obviously, they knew who to call. ;)

                        Doing my part to piss off the religious right.

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                          CataclysmicQuantum wrote:

                          they ask me stupid questions

                          Obviously, they knew who to call. ;)

                          Doing my part to piss off the religious right.

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                          CataclysmicQuantum
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                          Well I get calls for damaged hard drives, all the usuals. I rebuilt a computer because it overheated, and its still running today. I replaced the motherboard in a dell laptop once too. That was tedious.

                          The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.

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                            CataclysmicQuantum wrote:

                            they ask me stupid questions

                            Obviously, they knew who to call. ;)

                            Doing my part to piss off the religious right.

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                            gold!

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                            • C CataclysmicQuantum

                              Tim Craig wrote:

                              Of course, why would I expect you to be good at anything?

                              Because I can fix any home PC for cheap, and write software.

                              The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.

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                              CataclysmicQuantum wrote:

                              Because I can fix any home PC for cheap

                              If you could do that, there's plenty of places that would give you a job maintaining PCs at about four times your present salary. Conclusion: you can't.

                              CataclysmicQuantum wrote:

                              write software

                              We have seen your code. Conclusion: you can't.

                              Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

                              modified on Sunday, April 27, 2008 4:07 AM

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                                CataclysmicQuantum wrote:

                                Because I can fix any home PC for cheap

                                If you could do that, there's plenty of places that would give you a job maintaining PCs at about four times your present salary. Conclusion: you can't.

                                CataclysmicQuantum wrote:

                                write software

                                We have seen your code. Conclusion: you can't.

                                Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

                                modified on Sunday, April 27, 2008 4:07 AM

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                                Oakman wrote:

                                If you could do that, there's plenty of places that would give you a job maintaining PCs at aboyut four times your present salary. Conclusion: you can't.

                                Bullshit, thats why I get all these fucking PCs and phone calls. And thats why I worked at circuit city's Firedog team. The thing is though is that they make you stand out on the floor your whole shift, with the load music, people looking over your shoulder, and you are supposed to sell computers and computer services. Talk about a shitload of work in a shitty environment. I made enough to buy a brand new laptop though.

                                Oakman wrote:

                                We have seen your code. Conclusion: you can.

                                :-D

                                The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.

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                                  Oakman wrote:

                                  If you could do that, there's plenty of places that would give you a job maintaining PCs at aboyut four times your present salary. Conclusion: you can't.

                                  Bullshit, thats why I get all these fucking PCs and phone calls. And thats why I worked at circuit city's Firedog team. The thing is though is that they make you stand out on the floor your whole shift, with the load music, people looking over your shoulder, and you are supposed to sell computers and computer services. Talk about a shitload of work in a shitty environment. I made enough to buy a brand new laptop though.

                                  Oakman wrote:

                                  We have seen your code. Conclusion: you can.

                                  :-D

                                  The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.

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                                  Thanks for responding. We'll need a little while to consider an answer before getting back to you. Please hold your breath until we do.

                                  Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

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                                    Thanks for responding. We'll need a little while to consider an answer before getting back to you. Please hold your breath until we do.

                                    Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

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                                    CataclysmicQuantum
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                                    You really suck, get out of the soapbox, you don't belong here.

                                    The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.

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                                      Working in a 24/7 restaurant presents interesting social situations and structure. In this analysis I will present to you the steps involved in becoming part of the crowed, trying to secure your income, and maintaining and balancing relations between the coworkers. Step one: Getting hired. Becoming part of the group is the toughest part, you must make them think you know what you are doing and establish a friendly aquantanship with all who works there. You must seem bright, ready to learn, willing to work, and you must share positive and interesting information about yourself. It is also the perfect time to establish work friends and get to know the social order. Who talks to who, and what attitudes people have towards others. There is the "manager" who sneakily gathers information about you and your abilities. A manager is rarely present during 2nd and 3rd shift, but s/he will always know whats up. Once you are plugged in, you can try some tactful manipulation to secure yourself a little. Failure to follow these steps will lead to a quick unemployment, which I have almost encountered and witnessed already. A new dishwasher was fired on her first day for not establishing herself and failing to demonstrate her performance, she was slaughtered, I felt bad for her. Step two: Maintaining. Now here is where things can get tricky. You have established yourself successfully and now you must maintain yourself. You have learned about the people you work with, and they have also started to annoy you. You see that they can be very strange at times, some are just very very rude and shitty. Shitheads are the worst to deal with. You have to be blunt, or else they will step on you. You have to manipulate the social situations to seek a balance, to keep from annoying and being annoyed. This can become very tedious when you are the only male employee, girls talk, and if you are good looking, things can get troublesome. Especially when they are old enough to be your mother and or are not attractive. One actually has the nerve to tell me to "Shut the fuck up" when I'm not even saying anything, thats her way of making fun of me when I'm not talking. :wtf: She is creepy because I think she likes me, and she is funny in the head. Creeps me right out of that place and into my safe fortrous I call my home. Step three: nasua To be continued.X|

                                      The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a

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                                      CataclysmicQuantum wrote:

                                      you must make them think you know what you are doing

                                      Alternatively, but purely as suggestion: Learn and understand what you ddo, so that maybe you end up actually knowing what you do.

                                      CataclysmicQuantum wrote:

                                      you can try some tactful manipulation to secure yourself a little

                                      Of course, you could just be good at what you do. I've worked at places like this: high employee burn rate, and a few long term folks that look like they couldn't get a job elsewhere. But that seems to be the core of 24/7 culture.

                                      CataclysmicQuantum wrote:

                                      One actually has the nerve to tell me to "Shut the f*** up" when I'm not even saying anything, thats her way of making fun of me when I'm not talking

                                      Funny, recently on maturenymphosjobadvise.com I read that: "..and there's these funny smart aleck boys, think everyone is hot for them, but wouldn't last me a minute. We have one that looks like he'd clock in at 30 seconds, really annoying. I tell him to shut the fuck up when he isn't even talking. Always creeps him out!"

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                                        You really suck, get out of the soapbox, you don't belong here.

                                        The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.

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                                        And you do? X|

                                        Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.

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                                          And you do? X|

                                          Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.

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                                          CataclysmicQuantum
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                                          Of course I belong here, do you think I am lounge material? Tou on the other hand are misguided, you shouldn't be here in this snake pit, you are only 13.

                                          The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.

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