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  • C CataclysmicQuantum

    ...is the title of this story. How on earth do I deal with such a women who seems determined to get off at my expense? What on God's (Yes I spelled it leckey) green earth did I do to make her like that? When she sings my name my blood boils. What do I say? I say nothing, I don't even look at her. She tries to talk to me, I talk about drugs. She talks about orgies on drugs. She says she will knock me out of I don't say anything, I say thats contradicting. She says, yes it is. :doh: She says she is going to break both my necks. I give her a task, get me some weed women. Can she handle this simple task? I don't know, we will see. What is the command to sick a German Shepard on another person? :laugh: At my last job the girls called me Joshi Poo, what in the name of Jesus is that? Why can't these girls be young and cute? There was a couple at the Waffle, and there was a couple at my last job that almost made it off the launch pad, but now this one is full of older fatties, and fatties. Maybe someday there will be a nice looking girl working there[fingers crossed].

    The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.

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    Lost User
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    Oh for god's sake. Get a 10 pack of condoms, turn the lights out and get it out of your system

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      Oh for god's sake. Get a 10 pack of condoms, turn the lights out and get it out of your system

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      CataclysmicQuantum
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      I'm not going to fuck around with her.

      The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.

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      • C CataclysmicQuantum

        I'm not going to fuck around with her.

        The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.

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        Lost User
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        CataclysmicQuantum wrote:

        I'm not going to f*** around with her.

        Any port in a storm

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          CataclysmicQuantum wrote:

          I'm not going to f*** around with her.

          Any port in a storm

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          CataclysmicQuantum
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          Its just not my thing, big fat girls. X|

          The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.

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          • C CataclysmicQuantum

            ...is the title of this story. How on earth do I deal with such a women who seems determined to get off at my expense? What on God's (Yes I spelled it leckey) green earth did I do to make her like that? When she sings my name my blood boils. What do I say? I say nothing, I don't even look at her. She tries to talk to me, I talk about drugs. She talks about orgies on drugs. She says she will knock me out of I don't say anything, I say thats contradicting. She says, yes it is. :doh: She says she is going to break both my necks. I give her a task, get me some weed women. Can she handle this simple task? I don't know, we will see. What is the command to sick a German Shepard on another person? :laugh: At my last job the girls called me Joshi Poo, what in the name of Jesus is that? Why can't these girls be young and cute? There was a couple at the Waffle, and there was a couple at my last job that almost made it off the launch pad, but now this one is full of older fatties, and fatties. Maybe someday there will be a nice looking girl working there[fingers crossed].

            The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.

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            MrPlankton
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            CataclysmicQuantum wrote:

            I give her a task, get me some weed women

            In jail there are no fat women, only convicts that wan't to be your boyfriend.

            MrPlankton

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              CataclysmicQuantum wrote:

              I give her a task, get me some weed women

              In jail there are no fat women, only convicts that wan't to be your boyfriend.

              MrPlankton

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              CataclysmicQuantum
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              Everyone smokes weed around here. Even rich old people.

              The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.

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              • C CataclysmicQuantum

                Its just not my thing, big fat girls. X|

                The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.

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                Tim Craig
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                CataclysmicQuantum wrote:

                Its just not my thing, big fat girls.

                Too bad because it appears her thing is dorky, ignorant assed, short order cook druggies.

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                • C CataclysmicQuantum

                  Its just not my thing, big fat girls. X|

                  The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.

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                  leckey 0
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                  You mean underage, fat girls, right?

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                  • C CataclysmicQuantum

                    ...is the title of this story. How on earth do I deal with such a women who seems determined to get off at my expense? What on God's (Yes I spelled it leckey) green earth did I do to make her like that? When she sings my name my blood boils. What do I say? I say nothing, I don't even look at her. She tries to talk to me, I talk about drugs. She talks about orgies on drugs. She says she will knock me out of I don't say anything, I say thats contradicting. She says, yes it is. :doh: She says she is going to break both my necks. I give her a task, get me some weed women. Can she handle this simple task? I don't know, we will see. What is the command to sick a German Shepard on another person? :laugh: At my last job the girls called me Joshi Poo, what in the name of Jesus is that? Why can't these girls be young and cute? There was a couple at the Waffle, and there was a couple at my last job that almost made it off the launch pad, but now this one is full of older fatties, and fatties. Maybe someday there will be a nice looking girl working there[fingers crossed].

                    The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.

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                    leckey 0
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                    CataclysmicQuantum wrote:

                    I spelled it leckey

                    Just proving you are obsessed with me. I'm sure I'm the only girl above 18 to have this distinction. [Note, since this is SB, it's Fair Game.]

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                      CataclysmicQuantum wrote:

                      I spelled it leckey

                      Just proving you are obsessed with me. I'm sure I'm the only girl above 18 to have this distinction. [Note, since this is SB, it's Fair Game.]

                      New feature! Scroll down to see CP offenders! Current rant: "The 50 Greatest Comedy Skits of All-Time!" http://craptasticnation.blogspot.com/[^]

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                      CataclysmicQuantum
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                      leckey wrote:

                      Just proving you are obsessed with me.

                      Yeah, a geek and good looking. Its like wow. :rolleyes:

                      The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.

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                        You mean underage, fat girls, right?

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                        CataclysmicQuantum
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                        No she is just too big for me.

                        The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.

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                        • C CataclysmicQuantum

                          No she is just too big for me.

                          The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.

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                          CataclysmicQuantum wrote:

                          No she is just too big for me.

                          We could rephrase that "Im just not *big* enough for her" :laugh: :laugh:

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                            Everyone smokes weed around here. Even rich old people.

                            The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.

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                            Oakman
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                            CataclysmicQuantum wrote:

                            Everyone smokes weed around here.

                            And in jail your owner will trade your ass around to get as much as he wants.

                            Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

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                              Oh for god's sake. Get a 10 pack of condoms, turn the lights out and get it out of your system

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                              Oakman
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                              Josh Gray wrote:

                              Get a 10 pack of condoms, turn the lights out and get it out of your system

                              That's an image I didn't really need to have. X|

                              Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

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                                Josh Gray wrote:

                                Get a 10 pack of condoms, turn the lights out and get it out of your system

                                That's an image I didn't really need to have. X|

                                Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

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                                Oakman wrote:

                                That's an image I didn't really need to have.

                                ;P I did forget one step, scotch guarding the sheets

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                                  CataclysmicQuantum wrote:

                                  No she is just too big for me.

                                  We could rephrase that "Im just not *big* enough for her" :laugh: :laugh:

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                                  Josh Gray wrote:

                                  just not *big* enough for her

                                  Or her pet gerbil

                                  Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

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                                    Josh Gray wrote:

                                    just not *big* enough for her

                                    Or her pet gerbil

                                    Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

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                                    Oakman wrote:

                                    Or her pet gerbil

                                    Which she registered lost at the local vet. Last seen friday night heading into "unknown" territory, owner willing to pay any cleaning costs associated with its retrieval/return.

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                                      DemonPossessed wrote:

                                      Do you think anyone here would even be remotely be interested in hearing about the pathetic life of a drug addicted burger cooking boy?

                                      Great People talk about ideas Most people talk about other people Shitheads talk about themselves.

                                      Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

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                                      soap brain
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                                      Oakman wrote:

                                      Shitheads talk about themselves.

                                      Did I ever tell you how great I am? ;P

                                      Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.

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                                        Josh Gray wrote:

                                        just not *big* enough for her

                                        Or her pet gerbil

                                        Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

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                                        Now that is funny.

                                        Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

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