Big Fat Girl Almost Old Enough To Be Your Mother...
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...is the title of this story. How on earth do I deal with such a women who seems determined to get off at my expense? What on God's (Yes I spelled it leckey) green earth did I do to make her like that? When she sings my name my blood boils. What do I say? I say nothing, I don't even look at her. She tries to talk to me, I talk about drugs. She talks about orgies on drugs. She says she will knock me out of I don't say anything, I say thats contradicting. She says, yes it is. :doh: She says she is going to break both my necks. I give her a task, get me some weed women. Can she handle this simple task? I don't know, we will see. What is the command to sick a German Shepard on another person? :laugh: At my last job the girls called me Joshi Poo, what in the name of Jesus is that? Why can't these girls be young and cute? There was a couple at the Waffle, and there was a couple at my last job that almost made it off the launch pad, but now this one is full of older fatties, and fatties. Maybe someday there will be a nice looking girl working there[fingers crossed].
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
CataclysmicQuantum wrote:
I spelled it leckey
Just proving you are obsessed with me. I'm sure I'm the only girl above 18 to have this distinction. [Note, since this is SB, it's Fair Game.]
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CataclysmicQuantum wrote:
I spelled it leckey
Just proving you are obsessed with me. I'm sure I'm the only girl above 18 to have this distinction. [Note, since this is SB, it's Fair Game.]
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leckey wrote:
Just proving you are obsessed with me.
Yeah, a geek and good looking. Its like wow. :rolleyes:
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
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You mean underage, fat girls, right?
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No she is just too big for me.
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
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No she is just too big for me.
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
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Everyone smokes weed around here. Even rich old people.
The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.
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Oh for god's sake. Get a 10 pack of condoms, turn the lights out and get it out of your system
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Josh Gray wrote:
Get a 10 pack of condoms, turn the lights out and get it out of your system
That's an image I didn't really need to have. X|
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CataclysmicQuantum wrote:
No she is just too big for me.
We could rephrase that "Im just not *big* enough for her" :laugh: :laugh:
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Josh Gray wrote:
just not *big* enough for her
Or her pet gerbil
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DemonPossessed wrote:
Do you think anyone here would even be remotely be interested in hearing about the pathetic life of a drug addicted burger cooking boy?
Great People talk about ideas Most people talk about other people Shitheads talk about themselves.
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Oakman wrote:
Shitheads talk about themselves.
Did I ever tell you how great I am? ;P
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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Josh Gray wrote:
just not *big* enough for her
Or her pet gerbil
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