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You wouldn't want this in your grapes...

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  • D Dalek Dave

    Buy some grapes and get a Spider[^]. I am wondering why the took an Arachnid to a Reptile Centre?:confused:

    ------------------------------------ "I want you to imagine I have a blaster in my hand" - Zaphod Beeblebrox. "You DO have a blaster in your hand" - Freighter Pilot "Yeah, so you don't have to tax your imagination too hard" - Zaphod Beeblebrox

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    Cedric Moonen
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    Yurk... X| Spiders are the only animals that I really don't like. Not because they scare me but I feel really disgusted when I see one. I think if that one went out of grapes I was eating, I think I would have made a 3 meters jump.

    Cédric Moonen Software developer
    Charting control [v1.4]

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    • D Dalek Dave

      Buy some grapes and get a Spider[^]. I am wondering why the took an Arachnid to a Reptile Centre?:confused:

      ------------------------------------ "I want you to imagine I have a blaster in my hand" - Zaphod Beeblebrox. "You DO have a blaster in your hand" - Freighter Pilot "Yeah, so you don't have to tax your imagination too hard" - Zaphod Beeblebrox

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      NormDroid
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      Naturally if this has caused the customer any distress we are of course very sorry," said an Asda spokeswoman. That's just a web of lies.

      www.software-kinetics.co.uk

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        Naturally if this has caused the customer any distress we are of course very sorry," said an Asda spokeswoman. That's just a web of lies.

        www.software-kinetics.co.uk

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        Dalek Dave
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        :doh:

        ------------------------------------ "I want you to imagine I have a blaster in my hand" - Zaphod Beeblebrox. "You DO have a blaster in your hand" - Freighter Pilot "Yeah, so you don't have to tax your imagination too hard" - Zaphod Beeblebrox

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        • D Dalek Dave

          :doh:

          ------------------------------------ "I want you to imagine I have a blaster in my hand" - Zaphod Beeblebrox. "You DO have a blaster in your hand" - Freighter Pilot "Yeah, so you don't have to tax your imagination too hard" - Zaphod Beeblebrox

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          NormDroid
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          I can't find one thread of information which would suggest this story was true.

          www.software-kinetics.co.uk

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            I can't find one thread of information which would suggest this story was true.

            www.software-kinetics.co.uk

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            Dalek Dave
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            I think this spider needs his own website!

            ------------------------------------ "I want you to imagine I have a blaster in my hand" - Zaphod Beeblebrox. "You DO have a blaster in your hand" - Freighter Pilot "Yeah, so you don't have to tax your imagination too hard" - Zaphod Beeblebrox

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            • D Dalek Dave

              I think this spider needs his own website!

              ------------------------------------ "I want you to imagine I have a blaster in my hand" - Zaphod Beeblebrox. "You DO have a blaster in your hand" - Freighter Pilot "Yeah, so you don't have to tax your imagination too hard" - Zaphod Beeblebrox

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              NormDroid
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              :laugh: I'll submit it to google, they've got some good web crawlers _.._ .' '. / __ \ , | >< | , . \ \ / / . \_'--`( )'--'_/ .--'/()\'--. / /` '' `\ \ | | \ /

              www.software-kinetics.co.uk

              modified on Wednesday, May 14, 2008 7:44 AM

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              • D Dalek Dave

                Buy some grapes and get a Spider[^]. I am wondering why the took an Arachnid to a Reptile Centre?:confused:

                ------------------------------------ "I want you to imagine I have a blaster in my hand" - Zaphod Beeblebrox. "You DO have a blaster in your hand" - Freighter Pilot "Yeah, so you don't have to tax your imagination too hard" - Zaphod Beeblebrox

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                Oakman
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                Three years ago this happened twice within a span of months in the suburbs of Boston. However, one of the two spiders was not poisonous. For awhile after that, grocery stores did not sell bagged grapes but laid the bunches out on the racks.

                Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

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                • O Oakman

                  Three years ago this happened twice within a span of months in the suburbs of Boston. However, one of the two spiders was not poisonous. For awhile after that, grocery stores did not sell bagged grapes but laid the bunches out on the racks.

                  Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

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                  NormDroid
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                  Oakman wrote:

                  For awhile after that, grocery stores did not sell bagged grapes but laid the bunches out on the racks.

                  So the spiders can buy them more easily? :)

                  www.software-kinetics.co.uk

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                    :laugh: I'll submit it to google, they've got some good web crawlers _.._ .' '. / __ \ , | >< | , . \ \ / / . \_'--`( )'--'_/ .--'/()\'--. / /` '' `\ \ | | \ /

                    www.software-kinetics.co.uk

                    modified on Wednesday, May 14, 2008 7:44 AM

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                    R Giskard Reventlov
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                    Gach! Enough already.

                    me, me, me

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                    • N NormDroid

                      Oakman wrote:

                      For awhile after that, grocery stores did not sell bagged grapes but laid the bunches out on the racks.

                      So the spiders can buy them more easily? :)

                      www.software-kinetics.co.uk

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                      R Giskard Reventlov
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                      You are smokin'

                      me, me, me

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                      • R R Giskard Reventlov

                        You are smokin'

                        me, me, me

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                        NormDroid
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                        just high on life :-\

                        www.software-kinetics.co.uk

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                        • R R Giskard Reventlov

                          Gach! Enough already.

                          me, me, me

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                          NormDroid
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                          Come on we could spin a few more puns before it's over.

                          www.software-kinetics.co.uk

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                          • D Dalek Dave

                            I think this spider needs his own website!

                            ------------------------------------ "I want you to imagine I have a blaster in my hand" - Zaphod Beeblebrox. "You DO have a blaster in your hand" - Freighter Pilot "Yeah, so you don't have to tax your imagination too hard" - Zaphod Beeblebrox

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                            Dan Neely
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                            ... and a lawyer.

                            You know, every time I tried to win a bar-bet about being able to count to 1000 using my fingers I always got punched out when I reached 4.... -- El Corazon

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                            • N NormDroid

                              Oakman wrote:

                              For awhile after that, grocery stores did not sell bagged grapes but laid the bunches out on the racks.

                              So the spiders can buy them more easily? :)

                              www.software-kinetics.co.uk

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                              Mircea Grelus
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                              Neh. Being in the EU, the spiders were complaining about discrimination, so they were offered a free market too. Romanians and Bulgarians are still waiting for it though.

                              Cheers, Mircea "Pay people peanuts and you get monkeys" - David Ogilvy

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                              • D Dalek Dave

                                Buy some grapes and get a Spider[^]. I am wondering why the took an Arachnid to a Reptile Centre?:confused:

                                ------------------------------------ "I want you to imagine I have a blaster in my hand" - Zaphod Beeblebrox. "You DO have a blaster in your hand" - Freighter Pilot "Yeah, so you don't have to tax your imagination too hard" - Zaphod Beeblebrox

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                                Robert Royall
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                                But did the store give the child new grapes, and then try to sue the child for falsely claiming that the spider was in the grapes when it wasn't, and then try to produce witnesses to say that there was not, in fact, a spider in the grapes at all? Someone get Mustafa on the line ASAP, he'll know what to do!

                                Imagine that you are hired to build a bridge over a river. The river gets slightly wider every day; sometimes it shrinks but nobody can predict when. Your contract says you can't use concrete or steel - the client only provides timber and cut stone (but won't tell you what kind). Gravity changes from hour to hour, as does the viscosity of air. Your only tools are a hacksaw, a chainsaw, a rubber mallet, and a length of rope. Welcome to my world. -Me explaining my job to an engineer

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                                • D Dalek Dave

                                  Buy some grapes and get a Spider[^]. I am wondering why the took an Arachnid to a Reptile Centre?:confused:

                                  ------------------------------------ "I want you to imagine I have a blaster in my hand" - Zaphod Beeblebrox. "You DO have a blaster in your hand" - Freighter Pilot "Yeah, so you don't have to tax your imagination too hard" - Zaphod Beeblebrox

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                                  Zhat
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                                  "I am wondering why the took an Arachnid to a Reptile Centre?" Food...Some Reptiles EAT Arachnids :-O

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