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  • V Vasudevan Deepak Kumar

    Member 3068970 wrote:

    what do you do while your boss goes on leave

    True to my conscience, I should take the initiative and responsibility for my team, preparing the up-to-date status and filing to his desk. This would induce his confidence level in the team that his absence would not affect the organization in anyway.

    Member 3068970 wrote:

    Meanwhile i am thinking i should utilize the internet to watch peris-hilton type videos

    Very Bad. Would you do it in your big brother's house?

    Member 3068970 wrote:

    nobody is going to ask me for a week "what is the status?"

    Wouldn't your heart ask?

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    A pessimist sees only the dark side of the clouds, and mopes; a philosopher sees both sides, and shrugs; an optimist doesn't see the clouds at all - he's walking on them. --Leonard Louis Levinson

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    Vasudevan Deepak Kumar wrote:

    True to my conscience, I should take the initiative and responsibility for my team, preparing the up-to-date status and filing to his desk. This would induce his confidence level in the team that his absence would not affect the organization in anyway.

    How would you get your head so far up his arse if he's on holiday?

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      The same as if he's here...he let's me, and all the other groups run things as we see fit with little interaction... However, when I go on leave (military speak for vacation), I might go and speak to the network manager and have him "monitor" certain people in my group whom I feel might be taking advantage of my being gone. :wtf:

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        Vasudevan Deepak Kumar wrote:

        True to my conscience, I should take the initiative and responsibility for my team, preparing the up-to-date status and filing to his desk. This would induce his confidence level in the team that his absence would not affect the organization in anyway.

        How would you get your head so far up his arse if he's on holiday?

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        Vasudevan Deepak Kumar
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        J4amieC wrote:

        How would you get your head so far up his arse if he's on holiday?

        He is not going on a permanent holiday from the company right? Instead of sending a bit-by-bit update like the normal, the thing that is required is consolidate the statuses and at each end of day, we ought to report him. Once he is back, he can review them at leisure. Though perusing a large pile of status reports on return would be a bit of task, that would pay him in terms of confidence boost for him emphasizing that his employees understand their responsibility and his company can manage even if he his little absent and can take off here and there for his personal errands.

        Vasudevan Deepak Kumar Personal Homepage
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        A pessimist sees only the dark side of the clouds, and mopes; a philosopher sees both sides, and shrugs; an optimist doesn't see the clouds at all - he's walking on them. --Leonard Louis Levinson

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          I'm my own boss, but if I went away and left myself in charge and then caught myself misusing company equipment I'd have no option but to issue myself with a very severe reprimand, and perhaps even give myself the sack. My boss is a hard task master, but given the stubborn, argumentative and thoroughly awkward nature of his single employee, I can well understand it. :)

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          Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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          LOL That's pretty much my take on it too... :laugh: ...except that my partner also works for me, so I get to spank her if she's slacking off. :-O

          Anna :rose: Linting the day away :cool: Anna's Place | Tears and Laughter "If mushy peas are the food of the devil, the stotty cake is the frisbee of God"

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            LOL That's pretty much my take on it too... :laugh: ...except that my partner also works for me, so I get to spank her if she's slacking off. :-O

            Anna :rose: Linting the day away :cool: Anna's Place | Tears and Laughter "If mushy peas are the food of the devil, the stotty cake is the frisbee of God"

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            Colin Angus Mackay
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            Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote:

            so I get to spank her if she's slacking off

            need... to... work... this... afternoon.... must... remove.... images....

            Upcoming FREE developer events: * Developer Day Scotland Recent blog posts: * Introduction to LINQ to XML (Part 1) - (Part 2) My website | Blog

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            • V Vasudevan Deepak Kumar

              J4amieC wrote:

              How would you get your head so far up his arse if he's on holiday?

              He is not going on a permanent holiday from the company right? Instead of sending a bit-by-bit update like the normal, the thing that is required is consolidate the statuses and at each end of day, we ought to report him. Once he is back, he can review them at leisure. Though perusing a large pile of status reports on return would be a bit of task, that would pay him in terms of confidence boost for him emphasizing that his employees understand their responsibility and his company can manage even if he his little absent and can take off here and there for his personal errands.

              Vasudevan Deepak Kumar Personal Homepage
              Tech Gossips
              A pessimist sees only the dark side of the clouds, and mopes; a philosopher sees both sides, and shrugs; an optimist doesn't see the clouds at all - he's walking on them. --Leonard Louis Levinson

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              I think you've misunderstood[^] my post!

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              • C Colin Angus Mackay

                Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote:

                so I get to spank her if she's slacking off

                need... to... work... this... afternoon.... must... remove.... images....

                Upcoming FREE developer events: * Developer Day Scotland Recent blog posts: * Introduction to LINQ to XML (Part 1) - (Part 2) My website | Blog

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                Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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                My job here is done. ;P ;P ;P Ironically today Beth is probably working harder than I am (she's visiting a customer site to finish integrating a system this week), while I'm just fiddling around with our soon-to-be-launched new site and listening to Planet Rock on DAB. :cool:

                Anna :rose: Linting the day away :cool: Anna's Place | Tears and Laughter "If mushy peas are the food of the devil, the stotty cake is the frisbee of God"

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                  Typical Indian post. The more I hear the more I think you are all lazy and useless. Is it true? are ou all as lazy as this scrounging good for nothing n'er-do-well?

                  Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

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                  • A Anna Jayne Metcalfe

                    LOL That's pretty much my take on it too... :laugh: ...except that my partner also works for me, so I get to spank her if she's slacking off. :-O

                    Anna :rose: Linting the day away :cool: Anna's Place | Tears and Laughter "If mushy peas are the food of the devil, the stotty cake is the frisbee of God"

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                    Dan Neely
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                    **

                    T M I!!!

                    **

                    You know, every time I tried to win a bar-bet about being able to count to 1000 using my fingers I always got punched out when I reached 4.... -- El Corazon

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                      Typical Indian post. The more I hear the more I think you are all lazy and useless. Is it true? are ou all as lazy as this scrounging good for nothing n'er-do-well?

                      Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

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                      NormDroid
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                      fat_boy lights the fuse, then retires to a safe distance.

                      www.software-kinetics.co.uk

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                      • L Lost User

                        Typical Indian post. The more I hear the more I think you are all lazy and useless. Is it true? are ou all as lazy as this scrounging good for nothing n'er-do-well?

                        Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

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                        DeepToot
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                        Id be using company bandwidth to play Unreal Tournament...

                        Steve Welborn Phat Solutions

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                          **

                          T M I!!!

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                          You know, every time I tried to win a bar-bet about being able to count to 1000 using my fingers I always got punched out when I reached 4.... -- El Corazon

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                          Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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                          "Your TMI threshold is set too low. Diagnostic enforcement is strongly recommended." ;P

                          Anna :rose: Linting the day away :cool: Anna's Place | Tears and Laughter "If mushy peas are the food of the devil, the stotty cake is the frisbee of God"

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                            Start packing your things. The guard will be by in a few minutes to escort you out of the building.

                            You know, every time I tried to win a bar-bet about being able to count to 1000 using my fingers I always got punched out when I reached 4.... -- El Corazon

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                              Start packing your things. The guard will be by in a few minutes to escort you out of the building.

                              You know, every time I tried to win a bar-bet about being able to count to 1000 using my fingers I always got punched out when I reached 4.... -- El Corazon

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                              NormDroid
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                              :laugh:, ya know one day this is going to happen.

                              www.software-kinetics.co.uk

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                                jchigg2000
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                                I find many of these responses ironic, considering most of us are sitting at work typing them... :^)

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                                  :laugh:, ya know one day this is going to happen.

                                  www.software-kinetics.co.uk

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                                  Dan Neely
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                                  you mean like the 'Indian CS Professor' who used to mock homework posts on the C# forum? :rolleyes:

                                  You know, every time I tried to win a bar-bet about being able to count to 1000 using my fingers I always got punched out when I reached 4.... -- El Corazon

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                                    I find many of these responses ironic, considering most of us are sitting at work typing them... :^)

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                                    jchigg2000 wrote:

                                    I find many of these responses ironic, considering most of us are sitting at work typing them...

                                    Oh no no, not me, I'm an angel, I have ethics, I would never... (whoops, gotta go, the boss is calling.)

                                    - Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is impotent. - Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. - Is he both able and willing? Whence then is evil? - Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God? Epicurus

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                                      Bert delaVega
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                                      If you were professional, you would continue to do the work that you're paid for and expected to do. You don't pause for a week because you're not supervised. Deadlines don't work that way.

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                                      • A Anna Jayne Metcalfe

                                        My job here is done. ;P ;P ;P Ironically today Beth is probably working harder than I am (she's visiting a customer site to finish integrating a system this week), while I'm just fiddling around with our soon-to-be-launched new site and listening to Planet Rock on DAB. :cool:

                                        Anna :rose: Linting the day away :cool: Anna's Place | Tears and Laughter "If mushy peas are the food of the devil, the stotty cake is the frisbee of God"

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                                        Pete OHanlon
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                                        :laugh: Does she get to spank you then?

                                        Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

                                        My blog | My articles

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                                          :laugh: Does she get to spank you then?

                                          Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

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                                          Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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                                          I'm keeping quiet about that bit! :-O Actually, it's more likely I'll get my feet tickled, as she knows I can't handle that!

                                          Anna :rose: Linting the day away :cool: Anna's Place | Tears and Laughter "If mushy peas are the food of the devil, the stotty cake is the frisbee of God"

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