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Start packing your things. The guard will be by in a few minutes to escort you out of the building.
You know, every time I tried to win a bar-bet about being able to count to 1000 using my fingers I always got punched out when I reached 4.... -- El Corazon
:laugh:, ya know one day this is going to happen.
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I find many of these responses ironic, considering most of us are sitting at work typing them... :^)
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:laugh:, ya know one day this is going to happen.
you mean like the 'Indian CS Professor' who used to mock homework posts on the C# forum? :rolleyes:
You know, every time I tried to win a bar-bet about being able to count to 1000 using my fingers I always got punched out when I reached 4.... -- El Corazon
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I find many of these responses ironic, considering most of us are sitting at work typing them... :^)
jchigg2000 wrote:
I find many of these responses ironic, considering most of us are sitting at work typing them...
Oh no no, not me, I'm an angel, I have ethics, I would never... (whoops, gotta go, the boss is calling.)
- Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is impotent. - Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. - Is he both able and willing? Whence then is evil? - Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God? Epicurus
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If you were professional, you would continue to do the work that you're paid for and expected to do. You don't pause for a week because you're not supervised. Deadlines don't work that way.
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My job here is done. ;P ;P ;P Ironically today Beth is probably working harder than I am (she's visiting a customer site to finish integrating a system this week), while I'm just fiddling around with our soon-to-be-launched new site and listening to Planet Rock on DAB. :cool:
Anna :rose: Linting the day away :cool: Anna's Place | Tears and Laughter "If mushy peas are the food of the devil, the stotty cake is the frisbee of God"
:laugh: Does she get to spank you then?
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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:laugh: Does she get to spank you then?
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
I'm keeping quiet about that bit! :-O Actually, it's more likely I'll get my feet tickled, as she knows I can't handle that!
Anna :rose: Linting the day away :cool: Anna's Place | Tears and Laughter "If mushy peas are the food of the devil, the stotty cake is the frisbee of God"
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"Your TMI threshold is set too low. Diagnostic enforcement is strongly recommended." ;P
Anna :rose: Linting the day away :cool: Anna's Place | Tears and Laughter "If mushy peas are the food of the devil, the stotty cake is the frisbee of God"
Increasing TMI threshold denied by group policy. To appeal this decision contact Mr XYZ; Director, IT Prudity (caution bringing attention to yourself this way can be detrimental to continued employment).
You know, every time I tried to win a bar-bet about being able to count to 1000 using my fingers I always got punched out when I reached 4.... -- El Corazon
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I'm keeping quiet about that bit! :-O Actually, it's more likely I'll get my feet tickled, as she knows I can't handle that!
Anna :rose: Linting the day away :cool: Anna's Place | Tears and Laughter "If mushy peas are the food of the devil, the stotty cake is the frisbee of God"
I would love to know what's going on in the five or so posts above this but for some reason the corporate firewall is replacing the text with pictures of kittens. What's up with that?
Imagine that you are hired to build a bridge over a river. The river gets slightly wider every day; sometimes it shrinks but nobody can predict when. Your contract says you can't use concrete or steel - the client only provides timber and cut stone (but won't tell you what kind). Gravity changes from hour to hour, as does the viscosity of air. Your only tools are a hacksaw, a chainsaw, a rubber mallet, and a length of rope. Welcome to my world. -Me explaining my job to an engineer
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Increasing TMI threshold denied by group policy. To appeal this decision contact Mr XYZ; Director, IT Prudity (caution bringing attention to yourself this way can be detrimental to continued employment).
You know, every time I tried to win a bar-bet about being able to count to 1000 using my fingers I always got punched out when I reached 4.... -- El Corazon
Group policy decision overruled by corporate policy change. For immediate release: The position of "Director IT Prudity" has been retired following the recent acquisition of Company, Inc. by Google, Inc. Henceforth, all expressions of prudity will be replaced by copious quantities of bean bags and lava lamps." ;P ;P ;P
Anna :rose: Linting the day away :cool: Anna's Place | Tears and Laughter "If mushy peas are the food of the devil, the stotty cake is the frisbee of God"
modified on Monday, May 19, 2008 3:53 PM
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Group policy decision overruled by corporate policy change. For immediate release: The position of "Director IT Prudity" has been retired following the recent acquisition of Company, Inc. by Google, Inc. Henceforth, all expressions of prudity will be replaced by copious quantities of bean bags and lava lamps." ;P ;P ;P
Anna :rose: Linting the day away :cool: Anna's Place | Tears and Laughter "If mushy peas are the food of the devil, the stotty cake is the frisbee of God"
modified on Monday, May 19, 2008 3:53 PM
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I would love to know what's going on in the five or so posts above this but for some reason the corporate firewall is replacing the text with pictures of kittens. What's up with that?
Imagine that you are hired to build a bridge over a river. The river gets slightly wider every day; sometimes it shrinks but nobody can predict when. Your contract says you can't use concrete or steel - the client only provides timber and cut stone (but won't tell you what kind). Gravity changes from hour to hour, as does the viscosity of air. Your only tools are a hacksaw, a chainsaw, a rubber mallet, and a length of rope. Welcome to my world. -Me explaining my job to an engineer
I've no idea. When I dropped them in the forum they were labradors....:doh:
Anna :rose: Linting the day away :cool: Anna's Place | Tears and Laughter "If mushy peas are the food of the devil, the stotty cake is the frisbee of God"
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1 day of paid slacking off a week. That'd be nice. *sigh*
You know, every time I tried to win a bar-bet about being able to count to 1000 using my fingers I always got punched out when I reached 4.... -- El Corazon
I tried that - unfortunately my day of slacking off has a nasty habit of becoming a day of updating company accounts. :doh::doh::doh:
Anna :rose: Linting the day away :cool: Anna's Place | Tears and Laughter "If mushy peas are the food of the devil, the stotty cake is the frisbee of God"