Skip to content
  • Categories
  • Recent
  • Tags
  • Popular
  • World
  • Users
  • Groups
Skins
  • Light
  • Cerulean
  • Cosmo
  • Flatly
  • Journal
  • Litera
  • Lumen
  • Lux
  • Materia
  • Minty
  • Morph
  • Pulse
  • Sandstone
  • Simplex
  • Sketchy
  • Spacelab
  • United
  • Yeti
  • Zephyr
  • Dark
  • Cyborg
  • Darkly
  • Quartz
  • Slate
  • Solar
  • Superhero
  • Vapor

  • Default (No Skin)
  • No Skin
Collapse
Code Project
  1. Home
  2. The Lounge
  3. Teenage boys

Teenage boys

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved The Lounge
collaborationperformancetutorialquestion
29 Posts 14 Posters 0 Views 1 Watching
  • Oldest to Newest
  • Newest to Oldest
  • Most Votes
Reply
  • Reply as topic
Log in to reply
This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
  • D Dy

    My nephew spent the weekend at ours, and being a teenage boy he is basically nocturnal. So when we went to bed, he stayed up playing on the internet. I thought I had a fair idea of what he would be doing, looking at picture of "models" and that sort of thing. Boy was I wrong! Turns out he was trying to download software to crack the activation of some software he's downloaded at home. Cheeky little sod. In the morning, he sheepishly tells me that he thinks my computer has a virus called avast, telling me that this virus popped up a message on the screen telling him that the software he was running (called crack.exe) had a virus - "that can't be right can it Uncle?". Oh boy, here we go. It took me two ours to get into Windows on Sunday morning, and twelve hours to let avast run a through scan and clean up the mess he's made. I could throttle the little git. I've finally got the system back up and running, with only two small problems. When you click your name to load your profile, the 'loading your personal settings' screen appears and takes around 4 minutes to complete, and when shutting down it takes around six minutes. There's nothing untoward in the event viewer logs, just the normal services, and I'm having little luck finding out what the OS could be doing during these periods on MSDN and google. Can anyone point me towards a guide as to what the machine could be doing during these periods so I can try to speed it up?

    - Dy

    L Offline
    L Offline
    Lost User
    wrote on last edited by
    #15

    Norton Ghost. That and creating User acounts for idiots.

    Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

    J 1 Reply Last reply
    0
    • L leppie

      Christian Graus wrote:

      zack effron totally nude full on was one

      I dunno who or what that is, but it sounds scary enough :)

      xacc.ide - now with TabsToSpaces support
      IronScheme - 1.0 alpha 3 out now

      C Offline
      C Offline
      Christian Graus
      wrote on last edited by
      #16

      The male star of high school musical.

      Christian Graus Please read this if you don't understand the answer I've given you "also I don't think "TranslateOneToTwoBillion OneHundredAndFortySevenMillion FourHundredAndEightyThreeThousand SixHundredAndFortySeven()" is a very good choice for a function name" - SpacixOne ( offering help to someone who really needed it ) ( spaces added for the benefit of people running at < 1280x1024 )

      L 1 Reply Last reply
      0
      • C Christian Graus

        The male star of high school musical.

        Christian Graus Please read this if you don't understand the answer I've given you "also I don't think "TranslateOneToTwoBillion OneHundredAndFortySevenMillion FourHundredAndEightyThreeThousand SixHundredAndFortySeven()" is a very good choice for a function name" - SpacixOne ( offering help to someone who really needed it ) ( spaces added for the benefit of people running at < 1280x1024 )

        L Offline
        L Offline
        leppie
        wrote on last edited by
        #17

        Really scary!

        xacc.ide - now with TabsToSpaces support
        IronScheme - 1.0 alpha 3 out now

        C 1 Reply Last reply
        0
        • C Christian Graus

          Actually, I blamed my father in law at first and lectured him on deleting his history, not downloading any ActiveX, etc. Whenver my tenant does a google search now, it finds porn and shows photos. No matter what she looks for

          Christian Graus Please read this if you don't understand the answer I've given you "also I don't think "TranslateOneToTwoBillion OneHundredAndFortySevenMillion FourHundredAndEightyThreeThousand SixHundredAndFortySeven()" is a very good choice for a function name" - SpacixOne ( offering help to someone who really needed it ) ( spaces added for the benefit of people running at < 1280x1024 )

          R Offline
          R Offline
          Rajesh R Subramanian
          wrote on last edited by
          #18

          Christian Graus wrote:

          Whenver my tenant does a google search now, it finds porn and shows photos. No matter what she looks for

          Lucky tenant! :-D Why don't you try disabling the suspicious BHO entries with the help of HijackThis? I've fixed similar problems (more than once) at my neighbors place.

          Nobody can give you wiser advice than yourself. - Cicero .·´¯`·->Rajesh<-·´¯`·. Codeproject.com: Visual C++ MVP

          C 1 Reply Last reply
          0
          • R Rajesh R Subramanian

            Christian Graus wrote:

            Whenver my tenant does a google search now, it finds porn and shows photos. No matter what she looks for

            Lucky tenant! :-D Why don't you try disabling the suspicious BHO entries with the help of HijackThis? I've fixed similar problems (more than once) at my neighbors place.

            Nobody can give you wiser advice than yourself. - Cicero .·´¯`·->Rajesh<-·´¯`·. Codeproject.com: Visual C++ MVP

            C Offline
            C Offline
            Christian Graus
            wrote on last edited by
            #19

            I felt the safest thing was to just reinstall.

            Christian Graus Please read this if you don't understand the answer I've given you "also I don't think "TranslateOneToTwoBillion OneHundredAndFortySevenMillion FourHundredAndEightyThreeThousand SixHundredAndFortySeven()" is a very good choice for a function name" - SpacixOne ( offering help to someone who really needed it ) ( spaces added for the benefit of people running at < 1280x1024 )

            R Z 2 Replies Last reply
            0
            • L leppie

              Really scary!

              xacc.ide - now with TabsToSpaces support
              IronScheme - 1.0 alpha 3 out now

              C Offline
              C Offline
              Christian Graus
              wrote on last edited by
              #20

              yes, indeed. Most of her other searches were not lounge friendly. At 10.

              Christian Graus Please read this if you don't understand the answer I've given you "also I don't think "TranslateOneToTwoBillion OneHundredAndFortySevenMillion FourHundredAndEightyThreeThousand SixHundredAndFortySeven()" is a very good choice for a function name" - SpacixOne ( offering help to someone who really needed it ) ( spaces added for the benefit of people running at < 1280x1024 )

              Z 1 Reply Last reply
              0
              • C Christian Graus

                I felt the safest thing was to just reinstall.

                Christian Graus Please read this if you don't understand the answer I've given you "also I don't think "TranslateOneToTwoBillion OneHundredAndFortySevenMillion FourHundredAndEightyThreeThousand SixHundredAndFortySeven()" is a very good choice for a function name" - SpacixOne ( offering help to someone who really needed it ) ( spaces added for the benefit of people running at < 1280x1024 )

                R Offline
                R Offline
                Rajesh R Subramanian
                wrote on last edited by
                #21

                Reinstall what? Windows?

                Nobody can give you wiser advice than yourself. - Cicero .·´¯`·->Rajesh<-·´¯`·. Codeproject.com: Visual C++ MVP

                1 Reply Last reply
                0
                • D Dy

                  My nephew spent the weekend at ours, and being a teenage boy he is basically nocturnal. So when we went to bed, he stayed up playing on the internet. I thought I had a fair idea of what he would be doing, looking at picture of "models" and that sort of thing. Boy was I wrong! Turns out he was trying to download software to crack the activation of some software he's downloaded at home. Cheeky little sod. In the morning, he sheepishly tells me that he thinks my computer has a virus called avast, telling me that this virus popped up a message on the screen telling him that the software he was running (called crack.exe) had a virus - "that can't be right can it Uncle?". Oh boy, here we go. It took me two ours to get into Windows on Sunday morning, and twelve hours to let avast run a through scan and clean up the mess he's made. I could throttle the little git. I've finally got the system back up and running, with only two small problems. When you click your name to load your profile, the 'loading your personal settings' screen appears and takes around 4 minutes to complete, and when shutting down it takes around six minutes. There's nothing untoward in the event viewer logs, just the normal services, and I'm having little luck finding out what the OS could be doing during these periods on MSDN and google. Can anyone point me towards a guide as to what the machine could be doing during these periods so I can try to speed it up?

                  - Dy

                  R Offline
                  R Offline
                  Ri Qen Sin
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #22

                  Funny, I used to be just like that, but I was clever and ran every unknown executable under an account called "Sandbox" (with privledges more restricted than Guest).

                  So the creationist says: Everything must have a designer. God designed everything. I say: Why is God the only exception? Why not make the "designs" (like man) exceptions and make God a creation of man?

                  1 Reply Last reply
                  0
                  • C Christian Graus

                    yes, indeed. Most of her other searches were not lounge friendly. At 10.

                    Christian Graus Please read this if you don't understand the answer I've given you "also I don't think "TranslateOneToTwoBillion OneHundredAndFortySevenMillion FourHundredAndEightyThreeThousand SixHundredAndFortySeven()" is a very good choice for a function name" - SpacixOne ( offering help to someone who really needed it ) ( spaces added for the benefit of people running at < 1280x1024 )

                    Z Offline
                    Z Offline
                    Zhat
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #23

                    She may look 10, but she's actually 21...or is it the other way around?? :)

                    L 1 Reply Last reply
                    0
                    • C Christian Graus

                      I felt the safest thing was to just reinstall.

                      Christian Graus Please read this if you don't understand the answer I've given you "also I don't think "TranslateOneToTwoBillion OneHundredAndFortySevenMillion FourHundredAndEightyThreeThousand SixHundredAndFortySeven()" is a very good choice for a function name" - SpacixOne ( offering help to someone who really needed it ) ( spaces added for the benefit of people running at < 1280x1024 )

                      Z Offline
                      Z Offline
                      Zhat
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #24

                      Your Niece?????????????????? :wtf:

                      1 Reply Last reply
                      0
                      • Z Zhat

                        She may look 10, but she's actually 21...or is it the other way around?? :)

                        L Offline
                        L Offline
                        leppie
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #25

                        Maybe 10 in base 21 ;P

                        xacc.ide - now with TabsToSpaces support
                        IronScheme - 1.0 alpha 3 out now

                        1 Reply Last reply
                        0
                        • D Dy

                          My nephew spent the weekend at ours, and being a teenage boy he is basically nocturnal. So when we went to bed, he stayed up playing on the internet. I thought I had a fair idea of what he would be doing, looking at picture of "models" and that sort of thing. Boy was I wrong! Turns out he was trying to download software to crack the activation of some software he's downloaded at home. Cheeky little sod. In the morning, he sheepishly tells me that he thinks my computer has a virus called avast, telling me that this virus popped up a message on the screen telling him that the software he was running (called crack.exe) had a virus - "that can't be right can it Uncle?". Oh boy, here we go. It took me two ours to get into Windows on Sunday morning, and twelve hours to let avast run a through scan and clean up the mess he's made. I could throttle the little git. I've finally got the system back up and running, with only two small problems. When you click your name to load your profile, the 'loading your personal settings' screen appears and takes around 4 minutes to complete, and when shutting down it takes around six minutes. There's nothing untoward in the event viewer logs, just the normal services, and I'm having little luck finding out what the OS could be doing during these periods on MSDN and google. Can anyone point me towards a guide as to what the machine could be doing during these periods so I can try to speed it up?

                          - Dy

                          M Offline
                          M Offline
                          Member 96
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #26

                          We don't have children but when our friends drag theirs around we *always* lock down every computer in the house and password protect the lot and declare them off bounds under threat of extreme prejudice. A kid is like a bomb to any computer.


                          "The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do." - Walter Bagehot

                          1 Reply Last reply
                          0
                          • P PaulPrice

                            I can't believe she had to 'look' for porn, it only takes 2 seconds!

                            Paul

                            M Offline
                            M Offline
                            Member 96
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #27

                            :laugh:


                            "The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do." - Walter Bagehot

                            1 Reply Last reply
                            0
                            • L Lost User

                              Norton Ghost. That and creating User acounts for idiots.

                              Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

                              J Offline
                              J Offline
                              Jack Knife
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #28

                              I have actually found that keeping a Virtual PC image around for guests that need to use the internet solves a lot of these problems. Once the image is the way you want it, you can enable undo disks so it always returns to a 'pristine' when they are finished. Its easy to create a shortcut on start menu that will launch VPC for whatever configuation you have setup as your 'guest usage' system.

                              D 1 Reply Last reply
                              0
                              • J Jack Knife

                                I have actually found that keeping a Virtual PC image around for guests that need to use the internet solves a lot of these problems. Once the image is the way you want it, you can enable undo disks so it always returns to a 'pristine' when they are finished. Its easy to create a shortcut on start menu that will launch VPC for whatever configuation you have setup as your 'guest usage' system.

                                D Offline
                                D Offline
                                Dan Neely
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #29

                                I like this idea.:cool:

                                You know, every time I tried to win a bar-bet about being able to count to 1000 using my fingers I always got punched out when I reached 4.... -- El Corazon

                                1 Reply Last reply
                                0
                                Reply
                                • Reply as topic
                                Log in to reply
                                • Oldest to Newest
                                • Newest to Oldest
                                • Most Votes


                                • Login

                                • Don't have an account? Register

                                • Login or register to search.
                                • First post
                                  Last post
                                0
                                • Categories
                                • Recent
                                • Tags
                                • Popular
                                • World
                                • Users
                                • Groups