How pathetic does it get?
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The other article authors on this site have bribed your computer so that you have to slow down producing articles - little do they know that all your articles are written in Frontpage. Seriously though, why do you need anything more powerful than Notepad? It's more than feature complete for a lot of my customers.
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
Seriously though, why do you need anything more powerful than Notepad? It's more than feature complete for a lot of my customers.
That's a neat trick Pete, taking customer requirements, developing a spec, spending a couple of months in development and then delivering Notepad and getting paid for it :)
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
Seriously though, why do you need anything more powerful than Notepad? It's more than feature complete for a lot of my customers.
That's a neat trick Pete, taking customer requirements, developing a spec, spending a couple of months in development and then delivering Notepad and getting paid for it :)
martin_hughes wrote:
That's a neat trick Pete, taking customer requirements, developing a spec, spending a couple of months in development and then delivering Notepad and getting paid for it
Hey - we're a full service outfit. Mind you this is why I employ a 27 stone goon called Karl - he's finally mastered the phrase "Pay up or else."
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Marc Clifton wrote:
it's [Word] so pathetic that 1: it takes so long to load and 2: even after loading it's not really ready!
There is a solution. :~ Solution to Word 2007 Problems[^] :-D
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The other article authors on this site have bribed your computer so that you have to slow down producing articles - little do they know that all your articles are written in Frontpage. Seriously though, why do you need anything more powerful than Notepad? It's more than feature complete for a lot of my customers.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
Seriously though, why do you need anything more powerful than Notepad? It's more than feature complete for a lot of my customers.
Ironically, I fire up notepad almost always first. In this particular case, I wanted some pretty headers and clickable links. I almost used FrontPage but thought, well, let's give Word a try, I haven't used in ages! But I discovered that notepad does wierd things with line wraps. If you have linewrap enabled, it places hard returns in strange locations, like it's formatting to a printer or something. Marc
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Even ssssslllloooowwwweeeerrrrr........
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Alpha Nerd wrote:
Even ssssslllloooowwwweeeerrrrr........
That's strange. I don't find it slow at all. We are professional publishers so publishing tools are the core of our every day work. The problem with Word is that if the document is large (say 800 - 1000 pages) word just chokes and is unworkable. Anything over 500 pages is impossible to edit. None of the editors have been complaining about large documents since we switched to OpenOffice. I, personally, implement SharePoint and Office Interop utilities (Microsoft.Office.Interop.Word.dll in this case) to automate parts of the publishing process. When I implement Word programmatically the process takes an inordinate amount of time to complete, especially applying styles to a document. Because some of our customers mandate that documents under review are delivered to their editors in Word I will be stuck with the white elephant for the foreseeable future.
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Brady Kelly wrote:
What OS?
vista
Brady Kelly wrote:
All my Office Start Menu shortcuts have stopped working (they just do nothing)
yep. i still have the icons, though. a look at the Properties shows that they're not typical shortcuts (the Target is read-only and isn't an exe, for example). i fixed it by creating normal shortcuts and pinning them to the top of the start menu.
have you tried word safe mode?
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So, I fire up Word 2007 and after an interminably long load time, a blank document shows up, cursor flashing and all. I start typing. No text. Wait another five seconds. Oh, there it is. And whatever Word does, load a font, whatever, then it's fine. But it's so pathetic that 1: it takes so long to load and 2: even after loading it's not really ready! Marc
Hmm. Microsoft must have hired away some of the Lotus Notes team. Notes does the same thing. Around 7-10 seconds after you start writing a new e-mail, it locks up for about 5 seconds. It eventually catches up. Unfortunately, I'm a wordy bugger, so I can't finish an e-mail in 7 seconds and send it.
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here here, I am tempted to go to open office but if I change office apps I'll be in the dog house for the next few months while she gets used to the different UI. I guess I'll wait till I have pissed her off for someting else and load the new office while I'm already on the dog shop.
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So, I fire up Word 2007 and after an interminably long load time, a blank document shows up, cursor flashing and all. I start typing. No text. Wait another five seconds. Oh, there it is. And whatever Word does, load a font, whatever, then it's fine. But it's so pathetic that 1: it takes so long to load and 2: even after loading it's not really ready! Marc
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Alpha Nerd wrote:
Even ssssslllloooowwwweeeerrrrr........
That's strange. I don't find it slow at all. We are professional publishers so publishing tools are the core of our every day work. The problem with Word is that if the document is large (say 800 - 1000 pages) word just chokes and is unworkable. Anything over 500 pages is impossible to edit. None of the editors have been complaining about large documents since we switched to OpenOffice. I, personally, implement SharePoint and Office Interop utilities (Microsoft.Office.Interop.Word.dll in this case) to automate parts of the publishing process. When I implement Word programmatically the process takes an inordinate amount of time to complete, especially applying styles to a document. Because some of our customers mandate that documents under review are delivered to their editors in Word I will be stuck with the white elephant for the foreseeable future.
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I'm on-line therefore I am. JimmyRopesThat's wrong. Java makes Oo.org so sssssssssssssllllllllllllllllloooooowwwwwwwwwwww...........
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That's wrong. Java makes Oo.org so sssssssssssssllllllllllllllllloooooowwwwwwwwwwww...........
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Alpha Nerd wrote:
Java makes Oo.org so sssssssssssssllllllllllllllllloooooowwwwwwwwwwww...........
Sounds like you don't have enough memory.
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Alpha Nerd wrote:
Java makes Oo.org so sssssssssssssllllllllllllllllloooooowwwwwwwwwwww...........
Sounds like you don't have enough memory.
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