What do you do while you have nothing to do in your job?
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Caos000 wrote:
nothing to do
This is an alien concept. Even when I used to be an employee, this was a non-existent concept. Now that I'm an employer, I have to make time to perform rudimentary activities such as going to the bathroom or performing proper hygiene.
"Every time Lotus Notes starts up, somewhere a puppy, a kitten, a lamb, and a baby seal are killed. Lotus Notes is a conspiracy by the forces of Satan to drive us over the brink into madness. The CRC-32 for each file in the installation includes the numbers 666." Gary Wheeler "You're an idiot." John Simmons, THE Outlaw programmer "I realised that all of my best anecdotes started with "So there we were, pissed". Pete O'Hanlon
Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote:
Now that I'm an employer, I have to make time to perform rudimentary activities such as going to the bathroom or performing proper hygiene.
Look at how Tyco Brahe died[^] The first time I read this, I laughed till I cried. You can be a smart scientist and yet, on some days, be dumber than the neighbour's dog.
Cheers, Vikram.
The hands that help are holier than the lips that pray.
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dunderball[^] any non-computer game played during work hours to pass the time. From the "The Office" episode "office olympics" - throwing paperclips into someone's coffee cup, bouncing a NERF football against the wall, taking bets on who will exit the elevator next, etc etc. I'm bored and the server is down - you up for some Dunderball?
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Slightly safer than Calvinball ;)
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Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote:
Now that I'm an employer, I have to make time to perform rudimentary activities such as going to the bathroom or performing proper hygiene.
Look at how Tyco Brahe died[^] The first time I read this, I laughed till I cried. You can be a smart scientist and yet, on some days, be dumber than the neighbour's dog.
Cheers, Vikram.
The hands that help are holier than the lips that pray.
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Out of curiosity, how did you get your first side job(s)? Don't tell me it was RAC! :doh:
Cheers, Vikram.
The hands that help are holier than the lips that pray.
IT was Code Project. people wrote to me in response to articles.
Christian Graus Please read this if you don't understand the answer I've given you "also I don't think "TranslateOneToTwoBillion OneHundredAndFortySevenMillion FourHundredAndEightyThreeThousand SixHundredAndFortySeven()" is a very good choice for a function name" - SpacixOne ( offering help to someone who really needed it ) ( spaces added for the benefit of people running at < 1280x1024 )
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"Francis Bacon was an influential statesman, philosopher, writer, and scientist in the sixteenth century. He died while stuffing snow into a chicken."
Visit http://www.notreadytogiveup.com/[^] and do something special today.
This is priceless: "Which froze first? The Bacon or the egg?" :laugh:
"Every time Lotus Notes starts up, somewhere a puppy, a kitten, a lamb, and a baby seal are killed. Lotus Notes is a conspiracy by the forces of Satan to drive us over the brink into madness. The CRC-32 for each file in the installation includes the numbers 666." Gary Wheeler "You're an idiot." John Simmons, THE Outlaw programmer "I realised that all of my best anecdotes started with "So there we were, pissed". Pete O'Hanlon
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Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote:
Now that I'm an employer, I have to make time to perform rudimentary activities such as going to the bathroom or performing proper hygiene.
Look at how Tyco Brahe died[^] The first time I read this, I laughed till I cried. You can be a smart scientist and yet, on some days, be dumber than the neighbour's dog.
Cheers, Vikram.
The hands that help are holier than the lips that pray.
Don't worry, I'm not that polite ;p
"Every time Lotus Notes starts up, somewhere a puppy, a kitten, a lamb, and a baby seal are killed. Lotus Notes is a conspiracy by the forces of Satan to drive us over the brink into madness. The CRC-32 for each file in the installation includes the numbers 666." Gary Wheeler "You're an idiot." John Simmons, THE Outlaw programmer "I realised that all of my best anecdotes started with "So there we were, pissed". Pete O'Hanlon
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Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote:
Now that I'm an employer, I have to make time to perform rudimentary activities such as going to the bathroom or performing proper hygiene.
Look at how Tyco Brahe died[^] The first time I read this, I laughed till I cried. You can be a smart scientist and yet, on some days, be dumber than the neighbour's dog.
Cheers, Vikram.
The hands that help are holier than the lips that pray.
Check this one out :laugh: I clicked random and got this prize :D Clickety[^]
"Every time Lotus Notes starts up, somewhere a puppy, a kitten, a lamb, and a baby seal are killed. Lotus Notes is a conspiracy by the forces of Satan to drive us over the brink into madness. The CRC-32 for each file in the installation includes the numbers 666." Gary Wheeler "You're an idiot." John Simmons, THE Outlaw programmer "I realised that all of my best anecdotes started with "So there we were, pissed". Pete O'Hanlon
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Sometimes I dont have tasks assigned to me and I just stay sit down in my chair reading articles about programming or learning something new, because by the way Im behind a big proxy so I cant browse through the Web so free, but sometimes I feel so bored :zzz: in this situation. What do you do while you have nothing to do in your job? :confused:
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John C wrote:
learning about and growing bamboo
Do tell. I had always heard that, depending on the growing conditions, that bamboo either a) Doesn't grow at all, or b) Plant the seed and jump out of the way
Software Zen:
delete this;:) That pretty much describes any plant depending on the environment you put it in. I have at last count 24 species of temperate bamboo growing around the property. We mainly use it for screening but we also have some timber bamboos and unique "specimen" types and some that are the exact same kind as in that movie Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon where they are jumping from culm to culm "Moso". The truth is somewhere in the middle. Most of my bamboos are young still so very small, the majority of them we planted this spring but my biggest one was planted last summer. It's a black bamboo and the running kind Phyllostachys Nigra. Last year it was a smallish plant about 4 feet high in it's pot, very thin stalks about half the thickness of a pencil. This spring it shot up some big culms. Bamboo usually is on a 3 year cycle described as "sleep", "creep" and "Leap", it sleeps the first year, creeps a little larger the second year and leaps into huge culms the third year. This picture was taken 9 days ago, my wife in the picture is just under 6 feet tall and that same culm in the picture as of this morning is about 7 feet tall. http://www.flickr.com/photos/23716568@N00/2546663626/[^] At a guess I think it will top out at 10 feet or so max this year but next year if all goes well next spring's new culms should get pretty close to this plant's full height in this area which is anywhere from 25 to 40 feet. A mature timber sized bamboo can grow to as high as 60 feet. The jump out of the way bit is because bamboo grows new culms every spring and they emerge from the ground as thick as they ever will be so a big timber bamboo can be 4 to 6 inches across. They grow their entire height that they ever will be in a month or two in spring. So you can get over a foot per day of growth, you can almost see them growing. I can't wait! If you are interested in bamboo there is an excellent site and forum here: http://www.bambooweb.info/[^]
"The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do." - Walter Bagehot
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:) That pretty much describes any plant depending on the environment you put it in. I have at last count 24 species of temperate bamboo growing around the property. We mainly use it for screening but we also have some timber bamboos and unique "specimen" types and some that are the exact same kind as in that movie Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon where they are jumping from culm to culm "Moso". The truth is somewhere in the middle. Most of my bamboos are young still so very small, the majority of them we planted this spring but my biggest one was planted last summer. It's a black bamboo and the running kind Phyllostachys Nigra. Last year it was a smallish plant about 4 feet high in it's pot, very thin stalks about half the thickness of a pencil. This spring it shot up some big culms. Bamboo usually is on a 3 year cycle described as "sleep", "creep" and "Leap", it sleeps the first year, creeps a little larger the second year and leaps into huge culms the third year. This picture was taken 9 days ago, my wife in the picture is just under 6 feet tall and that same culm in the picture as of this morning is about 7 feet tall. http://www.flickr.com/photos/23716568@N00/2546663626/[^] At a guess I think it will top out at 10 feet or so max this year but next year if all goes well next spring's new culms should get pretty close to this plant's full height in this area which is anywhere from 25 to 40 feet. A mature timber sized bamboo can grow to as high as 60 feet. The jump out of the way bit is because bamboo grows new culms every spring and they emerge from the ground as thick as they ever will be so a big timber bamboo can be 4 to 6 inches across. They grow their entire height that they ever will be in a month or two in spring. So you can get over a foot per day of growth, you can almost see them growing. I can't wait! If you are interested in bamboo there is an excellent site and forum here: http://www.bambooweb.info/[^]
"The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do." - Walter Bagehot
It sounds like you did you homework before you planted. My ignorant next door neighbors planted their bamboo right against the fence between our yards. Now we have bamboo infesting our lawn, as does another of the neighbors. Neither of us are very happy.
Have faith in yourself; amateurs built the Ark, professionals built the Titanic.
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Sometimes I dont have tasks assigned to me and I just stay sit down in my chair reading articles about programming or learning something new, because by the way Im behind a big proxy so I cant browse through the Web so free, but sometimes I feel so bored :zzz: in this situation. What do you do while you have nothing to do in your job? :confused:
Caos000 wrote:
What do you do while you have nothing to do in your job?
Browse CodeProject. jhaga
How to earn $1000/month.
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Sometimes I dont have tasks assigned to me and I just stay sit down in my chair reading articles about programming or learning something new, because by the way Im behind a big proxy so I cant browse through the Web so free, but sometimes I feel so bored :zzz: in this situation. What do you do while you have nothing to do in your job? :confused:
I work on my reusable code libraries.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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For some reason I thought of the Alien movie tag "In computing, no one can hear you scream."
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For some reason I thought of the Alien movie tag "In computing, no one can hear you scream."
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog
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Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote:
Now that I'm an employer, I have to make time to perform rudimentary activities such as going to the bathroom or performing proper hygiene.
Look at how Tyco Brahe died[^] The first time I read this, I laughed till I cried. You can be a smart scientist and yet, on some days, be dumber than the neighbour's dog.
Cheers, Vikram.
The hands that help are holier than the lips that pray.
It was Francis Bacon...
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It sounds like you did you homework before you planted. My ignorant next door neighbors planted their bamboo right against the fence between our yards. Now we have bamboo infesting our lawn, as does another of the neighbors. Neither of us are very happy.
Have faith in yourself; amateurs built the Ark, professionals built the Titanic.
Yup. Unfortunately it's not always the ignorant neighbors fault initially because most garden centers and nurseries don't bother to educate people even slightly about bamboo and often have downright wrong information on the tags of the plants. Though certainly it's their fault in the long run and unfortunately bamboo collectors have been lax in getting the word out about how to deal with it easily which has led to all sorts of bad publicity for bamboo. Although if they continue to do nothing in the face of it spreading then they are not nice neighbors at all or completely don't notice it which is an excuse only if they are elderly. Bamboo can be controlled with nothing more than a sharp spade and a brief amount of slicing two days a year in fall and early spring. Fortunately bamboo's reputation as being an out of control invader that will reach through your bedroom window and strangle you in your sleep is highly exaggerated and more often than not what people are actually being invaded with is Japanese Knotweed wich is erroneously also called "Mexican bamboo" in the U.S. and that particular plant *is* an invasive nasty weed but it's not bamboo. Bamboo will spread out of control if it's the running kind (the clumpers can't spread out of control) and it is super easy to kill or get rid of if done right. If done wrong it will keep spreading and coming up everywhere. You can *easily* get rid of it no muss or fuss. I posted a guide for a guy with the same problem you have here: http://www.ubcbotanicalgarden.org/forums/showpost.php?p=145313&postcount=21[^] Just be sure it's not Japanese knotweed / mexican "bamboo", you can tell if it's not bamboo because bamboo is an evergreen, it retains it's leaves all winter. Knotweed on the other hand has very large leaves and the leaves and stalks fall over and die every winter (though the roots persist).
"The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do." - Walter Bagehot
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Sometimes I dont have tasks assigned to me and I just stay sit down in my chair reading articles about programming or learning something new, because by the way Im behind a big proxy so I cant browse through the Web so free, but sometimes I feel so bored :zzz: in this situation. What do you do while you have nothing to do in your job? :confused:
Caos000 wrote:
What do you do while you have nothing to do in your job? [Confused]
Find a new job! :) (My job is research. Always things to research, always.)
regards, Paul Watson Ireland & South Africa
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At least he achieved immortality for a few years.
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I work on my reusable code libraries.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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MCP --- To paraphrase Fred Dagg - the views expressed in this post are bloody good ones. --
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nerd! Bryce
MCP --- To paraphrase Fred Dagg - the views expressed in this post are bloody good ones. --
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:) They are paying me to work, after all...
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
This is priceless: "Which froze first? The Bacon or the egg?" :laugh:
"Every time Lotus Notes starts up, somewhere a puppy, a kitten, a lamb, and a baby seal are killed. Lotus Notes is a conspiracy by the forces of Satan to drive us over the brink into madness. The CRC-32 for each file in the installation includes the numbers 666." Gary Wheeler "You're an idiot." John Simmons, THE Outlaw programmer "I realised that all of my best anecdotes started with "So there we were, pissed". Pete O'Hanlon
Hilarious, I didn't see that when I posted it.
Cheers, Vikram.
The hands that help are holier than the lips that pray.
