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  • D Diego Moita

    digital man wrote:

    1: It's FOOTBALL.

    I don't know why people don't understand it. It is about conducing a real ball (a sphere like in every other sport) using mostly the foot. I mean, in the U.S./Canada they use the word "football" for a game played mostly by using hands to carry/throw a thing that looks like a small zeppelin or an ostrich egg. Why don't they call it "handzeppelin" or something like that? ;P


    Of all forms of sexual aberration, the most unnatural is abstinence.

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    Mustafa Ismail Mustafa
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    The same way Rugby is also called football.

    "Every time Lotus Notes starts up, somewhere a puppy, a kitten, a lamb, and a baby seal are killed. Lotus Notes is a conspiracy by the forces of Satan to drive us over the brink into madness. The CRC-32 for each file in the installation includes the numbers 666." Gary Wheeler "You're an idiot." John Simmons, THE Outlaw programmer "I realised that all of my best anecdotes started with "So there we were, pissed". Pete O'Hanlon

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    • G Graham Bradshaw

      600mm? Pah! Get one of these[^]

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      Paul Watson
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      :)

      regards, Paul Watson Ireland & South Africa

      Fernando A. Gomez F. wrote:

      At least he achieved immortality for a few years.

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      • P Paul Watson

        digital man wrote:

        1: It's FOOTBALL.

        It's both.

        digital man wrote:

        Ah, those were the days when you could take someone out. Memories.

        Yeah, exactly, memories. Now it is a bunch of overpaid poofters crying foul when their coiffed hair is misplaced by a breeze.

        regards, Paul Watson Ireland & South Africa

        Fernando A. Gomez F. wrote:

        At least he achieved immortality for a few years.

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        Mladen Jankovic
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        Paul Watson wrote:

        bunch of overpaid poofters crying foul when their coiffed hair is misplaced by a breeze

        Look [^] again[^]! :rolleyes:

        Mostly, when you see programmers, they aren't doing anything. One of the attractive things about programmers is that you cannot tell whether or not they are working simply by looking at them. Very often they're sitting there seemingly drinking coffee and gossiping, or just staring into space. What the programmer is trying to do is get a handle on all the individual and unrelated ideas that are scampering around in his head. (Charles M Strauss)

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        • K keyboard warrior

          Paul Watson wrote:

          More a case of hand-ripping-jersey off.

          in the wet and mud... perhaps women are no longer holding the monopoly on the mud wrestling industry.

          ----------------------------------------------------------- "When I first saw it, I just thought that you really, really enjoyed programming in java." - Leslie Sanford

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          keyboard warrior
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          i probably lost man points for posting that.

          ----------------------------------------------------------- "When I first saw it, I just thought that you really, really enjoyed programming in java." - Leslie Sanford

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            Paul Watson wrote:

            bunch of overpaid poofters crying foul when their coiffed hair is misplaced by a breeze

            Look [^] again[^]! :rolleyes:

            Mostly, when you see programmers, they aren't doing anything. One of the attractive things about programmers is that you cannot tell whether or not they are working simply by looking at them. Very often they're sitting there seemingly drinking coffee and gossiping, or just staring into space. What the programmer is trying to do is get a handle on all the individual and unrelated ideas that are scampering around in his head. (Charles M Strauss)

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            Paul Watson
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            Mladen Jankovic wrote:

            Look [^] again[^]! [Roll eyes]

            Yeah, sucks to be a soccer player[^].

            regards, Paul Watson Ireland & South Africa

            Fernando A. Gomez F. wrote:

            At least he achieved immortality for a few years.

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              i probably lost man points for posting that.

              ----------------------------------------------------------- "When I first saw it, I just thought that you really, really enjoyed programming in java." - Leslie Sanford

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              Mustafa Ismail Mustafa
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              You know, I wanted to comment but I decided that silence was the best in this case... I wonder what JSOP has to say when he reads this...

              "Every time Lotus Notes starts up, somewhere a puppy, a kitten, a lamb, and a baby seal are killed. Lotus Notes is a conspiracy by the forces of Satan to drive us over the brink into madness. The CRC-32 for each file in the installation includes the numbers 666." Gary Wheeler "You're an idiot." John Simmons, THE Outlaw programmer "I realised that all of my best anecdotes started with "So there we were, pissed". Pete O'Hanlon

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              • D Diego Moita

                digital man wrote:

                1: It's FOOTBALL.

                I don't know why people don't understand it. It is about conducing a real ball (a sphere like in every other sport) using mostly the foot. I mean, in the U.S./Canada they use the word "football" for a game played mostly by using hands to carry/throw a thing that looks like a small zeppelin or an ostrich egg. Why don't they call it "handzeppelin" or something like that? ;P


                Of all forms of sexual aberration, the most unnatural is abstinence.

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                Paul Watson
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                Funny how your name is Diego[^]... Football eh?

                regards, Paul Watson Ireland & South Africa

                Fernando A. Gomez F. wrote:

                At least he achieved immortality for a few years.

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                • P Paul Watson

                  Funny how your name is Diego[^]... Football eh?

                  regards, Paul Watson Ireland & South Africa

                  Fernando A. Gomez F. wrote:

                  At least he achieved immortality for a few years.

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                  Diego Moita
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                  Paul Watson wrote:

                  Funny how your name is Diego[^]... Football eh?

                  :laugh: No one would remember that goal if it wasn't an aberration. I remain valid, therefore. ;) Oh, btw, as a Brazilian I agree with the British that it shows that cheating is the typical Argentinean football style.


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                  • M Mustafa Ismail Mustafa

                    The same way Rugby is also called football.

                    "Every time Lotus Notes starts up, somewhere a puppy, a kitten, a lamb, and a baby seal are killed. Lotus Notes is a conspiracy by the forces of Satan to drive us over the brink into madness. The CRC-32 for each file in the installation includes the numbers 666." Gary Wheeler "You're an idiot." John Simmons, THE Outlaw programmer "I realised that all of my best anecdotes started with "So there we were, pissed". Pete O'Hanlon

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                    mincefish
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                    That's because it is the Rugby school version of Football. Although the whole William Webb Ellis picking the ball up and running with it to create the game is probably urban legend, it's why Rugby is sometimes called (Rugby) football. It's like Fives - there's a version of that called Rugby Fives, and that's 'cos it was the flavour they invented (?) at the school. I think I might be arguing a completely different point here...

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                    • G Graham Bradshaw

                      600mm? Pah! Get one of these[^]

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                      Dan Neely
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                      1200mm Bah! Piker! poseur! Wannabe! http://www.rcopticalsystems.com/32inch.html[^] Focal ratio is apparently configurable, but probably no less than ~4000mm the minimum ~8000mm for a 'typical' (in as much as it can apply to custom optics) configuration.

                      You know, every time I tried to win a bar-bet about being able to count to 1000 using my fingers I always got punched out when I reached 4.... -- El Corazon

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                        1200mm Bah! Piker! poseur! Wannabe! http://www.rcopticalsystems.com/32inch.html[^] Focal ratio is apparently configurable, but probably no less than ~4000mm the minimum ~8000mm for a 'typical' (in as much as it can apply to custom optics) configuration.

                        You know, every time I tried to win a bar-bet about being able to count to 1000 using my fingers I always got punched out when I reached 4.... -- El Corazon

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                        Graham Bradshaw
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                        I'm tempted. I just need to find a lens case large enough...

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                        • D Diego Moita

                          Paul Watson wrote:

                          Funny how your name is Diego[^]... Football eh?

                          :laugh: No one would remember that goal if it wasn't an aberration. I remain valid, therefore. ;) Oh, btw, as a Brazilian I agree with the British that it shows that cheating is the typical Argentinean football style.


                          Of all forms of sexual aberration, the most unnatural is abstinence.

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                          Paul Watson
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                          hehe. The problem is so many other sports are called Football too (American Football. Gaelic Football. Rugby Football. Australian Rules Football.) Nothing else is called Soccer though. And where I grew up, South Africa, it is called Soccer even by the players.

                          regards, Paul Watson Ireland & South Africa

                          Fernando A. Gomez F. wrote:

                          At least he achieved immortality for a few years.

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                          • M mincefish

                            That's because it is the Rugby school version of Football. Although the whole William Webb Ellis picking the ball up and running with it to create the game is probably urban legend, it's why Rugby is sometimes called (Rugby) football. It's like Fives - there's a version of that called Rugby Fives, and that's 'cos it was the flavour they invented (?) at the school. I think I might be arguing a completely different point here...

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                            Mustafa Ismail Mustafa
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                            Regardless, its still named Rugby football.

                            "Every time Lotus Notes starts up, somewhere a puppy, a kitten, a lamb, and a baby seal are killed. Lotus Notes is a conspiracy by the forces of Satan to drive us over the brink into madness. The CRC-32 for each file in the installation includes the numbers 666." Gary Wheeler "You're an idiot." John Simmons, THE Outlaw programmer "I realised that all of my best anecdotes started with "So there we were, pissed". Pete O'Hanlon

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                            • D Diego Moita

                              Paul Watson wrote:

                              Funny how your name is Diego[^]... Football eh?

                              :laugh: No one would remember that goal if it wasn't an aberration. I remain valid, therefore. ;) Oh, btw, as a Brazilian I agree with the British that it shows that cheating is the typical Argentinean football style.


                              Of all forms of sexual aberration, the most unnatural is abstinence.

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                              Paul Watson
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                              Diego Moita wrote:

                              Oh, btw, as a Brazilian I agree with the British that it shows that cheating is the typical Argentinean football style.

                              Yeah but as a Brazillian you'd agree with anything anti-Argentinian... ;) Plus the Argie Bargies just know how to play to the ref, not the rules. Every great team knows to play the ref. Much as I hate it.

                              regards, Paul Watson Ireland & South Africa

                              Fernando A. Gomez F. wrote:

                              At least he achieved immortality for a few years.

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                                This picture[^] sums up soccer to me. (from here[^].)

                                regards, Paul Watson Ireland & South Africa

                                Fernando A. Gomez F. wrote:

                                At least he achieved immortality for a few years.

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                                Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                                You have a strange definition of the word "beautiful"...

                                -- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit

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                                  I'm tempted. I just need to find a lens case large enough...

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                                  Dan Neely
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                                  Graham Bradshaw wrote:

                                  I just need to find a lens case large enough...

                                  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: More like a pier sunk into bedrock....

                                  You know, every time I tried to win a bar-bet about being able to count to 1000 using my fingers I always got punched out when I reached 4.... -- El Corazon

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                                  • P Paul Watson

                                    This picture[^] sums up soccer to me. (from here[^].)

                                    regards, Paul Watson Ireland & South Africa

                                    Fernando A. Gomez F. wrote:

                                    At least he achieved immortality for a few years.

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                                    Todd Smith
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                                    Such a beautiful sport Soccer![^]

                                    Todd Smith

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                                      You have a strange definition of the word "beautiful"...

                                      -- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit

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                                      Paul Watson
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                                      Not my definition. They call it The Beautiful Game. No idea why.

                                      regards, Paul Watson Ireland & South Africa

                                      Fernando A. Gomez F. wrote:

                                      At least he achieved immortality for a few years.

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                                        This picture[^] sums up soccer to me. (from here[^].)

                                        regards, Paul Watson Ireland & South Africa

                                        Fernando A. Gomez F. wrote:

                                        At least he achieved immortality for a few years.

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                                        Vikram A Punathambekar
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                                        :laugh: Football is such a wussy game. And in cricket we have ball tampering, match fixing, and coach murdering.... :doh:

                                        Cheers, Vikram.


                                        The hands that help are holier than the lips that pray.

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                                        • P Paul Watson

                                          Judging by the guys lined up at these games I'd say a Canon 600mm f/4L at $6000 a pop. Might have been a lucky side-line shot with a 70-200mm though... hard to tell where the photo was taken from. Line on the pitch would suggest from either end of the pitch rather than the side-lines, but it may be the penalty box line. Either way, yeah, nice lens.

                                          regards, Paul Watson Ireland & South Africa

                                          Fernando A. Gomez F. wrote:

                                          At least he achieved immortality for a few years.

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                                          Chris Losinger
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                                          the lights in that stadium must be realllllly bright.

                                          image processing toolkits | batch image processing

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