She Must Have Been Lesbian
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Brady Kelly wrote:
To get all those virgins?
Does it say the virgins are all female? If there is a mix, do you think all the female virgins are taken already? What does that leave the male suicide bombers?
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Colin Angus Mackay wrote:
Does it say the virgins are all female?
There is some (growing) debate that understood properly, "martyrs in Allah's Cause" are actually promised white grapes, not virgins.
Colin Angus Mackay wrote:
If there is a mix, do you think all the female virgins are taken already? What does that leave the male suicide bombers?
According to "the Perfect Man" (sneaking, thieving, murdering, raping, "child-loving" terrorist), hell is inhabited mostly by women. So, let's see: 1) hell is inhabited mostly by women 2) "martyrs in Allah's Cause" are expecting (and are being promised by their recruiters and handlers) to get 72 virgins 3) but Islamic "Paradise" is essentially as sexually-segregated as Islamic "society" ergo: 4a) most "martyrs in Allah's Cause" are going to get 72 copies of Yasser Arafat! or: 4b) most "martyrs in Allah's Cause" are going to find that *they* are the "virgin" shared by 72 copies of Yasser Arafat! For, after all, there's that bit about the boys who are like pearls scattered about.
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Brady Kelly wrote:
To get all those virgins?
Does it say the virgins are all female? If there is a mix, do you think all the female virgins are taken already? What does that leave the male suicide bombers?
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Colin Angus Mackay wrote:
Does it say the virgins are all female?
It looks very scary for the male martyrs if there aren't. :~ Imagine naked Abdulla, trying to hide his pleasure at seeing some young boy naked, in front of his maker.
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Woman blows herself up[^]. To get all those virgins?
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Colin Angus Mackay wrote:
Does it say the virgins are all female?
It looks very scary for the male martyrs if there aren't. :~ Imagine naked Abdulla, trying to hide his pleasure at seeing some young boy naked, in front of his maker.
You may have just given Adnan nightmares...
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Brady Kelly wrote:
To get all those virgins
Imagine - they may all look like - and talk like - Heinze. X|
Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface
You are just jealous.
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You are just jealous.
Chief Master C# wrote:
You are just jealous
Of your viginity? not likely. . . Of your looks? Not at all. . . Of your earning power? Don't make me laugh. . . Of your education? Oh, please. . .Of your IQ? I figure it's about 35 points below mine. . .Of your ability to make friends? ROFL. . .Of your programming skills? Say what?
Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface
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Chief Master C# wrote:
You are just jealous
Of your viginity? not likely. . . Of your looks? Not at all. . . Of your earning power? Don't make me laugh. . . Of your education? Oh, please. . .Of your IQ? I figure it's about 35 points below mine. . .Of your ability to make friends? ROFL. . .Of your programming skills? Say what?
Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface
Oakman wrote:
Of your viginity?
Whats wrong with being a virgin?
Oakman wrote:
Of your looks?
Yes.
Oakman wrote:
Of your IQ?
I think mines in the mid 120s, I doubt yours in over 150, in fact I doubt its greater then 110.
Oakman wrote:
Of your programming skills?
My programming skills are far greater than most people my age who only program for a hobby.
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You are just jealous.
Chief Master C# wrote:
You are just jealous.
Just look at the picture he *chose* to use to represent himself ... he's a "cat man" (should that "man" have had an extra set of quotes?) So, yes, the likes of him would tend to be jealous even of the likes of you -- you might notice that he can't seem to resist the temptation to direct snarky comments at you: jealousy, and a feeling of rank inferiority, on his part. Pure and simple.
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Chief Master C# wrote:
You are just jealous.
Just look at the picture he *chose* to use to represent himself ... he's a "cat man" (should that "man" have had an extra set of quotes?) So, yes, the likes of him would tend to be jealous even of the likes of you -- you might notice that he can't seem to resist the temptation to direct snarky comments at you: jealousy, and a feeling of rank inferiority, on his part. Pure and simple.
Ilíon wrote:
Just look at the picture he *chose* to use to represent himself ... he's a "cat man" (should that "man" have had an extra set of quotes?) So, yes, the likes of him would tend to be jealous even of the likes of you -- you might notice that he can't seem to resist the temptation to direct snarky comments at you: jealousy, and a feeling of rank inferiority, on his part. Pure and simple.
Well said.
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Oakman wrote:
Of your viginity?
Whats wrong with being a virgin?
Oakman wrote:
Of your looks?
Yes.
Oakman wrote:
Of your IQ?
I think mines in the mid 120s, I doubt yours in over 150, in fact I doubt its greater then 110.
Oakman wrote:
Of your programming skills?
My programming skills are far greater than most people my age who only program for a hobby.
Chief Master C# wrote:
Whats wrong with being a virgin?
Nothing. . .If you're female. . .under the age of seven. . .and very ugly.
Chief Master C# wrote:
Of your looks? Yes.
You forget. You had your picture up for awhile. The answer is an emphatic No.
Chief Master C# wrote:
I think mines in the mid 120s, I doubt yours in over 150, in fact I doubt its greater then 110.
You think? It's a test, sonny. You take it and you get a score. It's not a fucking guessing game.
Chief Master C# wrote:
My programming skills are far greater than most people my age who only program for a hobby.
You may indeed have more skill at programming than the average short-order cook. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface
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Chief Master C# wrote:
Whats wrong with being a virgin?
Nothing. . .If you're female. . .under the age of seven. . .and very ugly.
Chief Master C# wrote:
Of your looks? Yes.
You forget. You had your picture up for awhile. The answer is an emphatic No.
Chief Master C# wrote:
I think mines in the mid 120s, I doubt yours in over 150, in fact I doubt its greater then 110.
You think? It's a test, sonny. You take it and you get a score. It's not a fucking guessing game.
Chief Master C# wrote:
My programming skills are far greater than most people my age who only program for a hobby.
You may indeed have more skill at programming than the average short-order cook. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface
Oakman wrote:
Nothing. . .If you're female. . .under the age of seven. . .and very ugly.
:laugh: You are messed up.
Oakman wrote:
You forget. You had your picture up for awhile. The answer is an emphatic No.
I don't need my pic up here no more. Its on myspace now.
Oakman wrote:
You think?
I took a test, the results vary. So the average is in the mid 120s.
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Chief Master C# wrote:
You are just jealous.
Just look at the picture he *chose* to use to represent himself ... he's a "cat man" (should that "man" have had an extra set of quotes?) So, yes, the likes of him would tend to be jealous even of the likes of you -- you might notice that he can't seem to resist the temptation to direct snarky comments at you: jealousy, and a feeling of rank inferiority, on his part. Pure and simple.
Ilíon wrote:
Just look at the picture he *chose* to use to represent himself ... he's a "cat man" (should that "man" have had an extra set of quotes?)
LOL. If you think having a cat is a sign of sexual orientation, you show that you have little knowledge of either cats, or sex. Somehow, I imagine that you are afraid of both.
Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface
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Oakman wrote:
Nothing. . .If you're female. . .under the age of seven. . .and very ugly.
:laugh: You are messed up.
Oakman wrote:
You forget. You had your picture up for awhile. The answer is an emphatic No.
I don't need my pic up here no more. Its on myspace now.
Oakman wrote:
You think?
I took a test, the results vary. So the average is in the mid 120s.
Chief Master C# wrote:
You are messed up
Me and W.C. Fields. (you really need to get an education. :laugh:)
Chief Master C# wrote:
don't need my pic up here no more.
Did you post your 'programs' and I use the word loosely, on myspace, too?
Chief Master C# wrote:
I took a test, the results vary.
Really? Well you must have taken a special test, then. Maybe one for special ed.
Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface
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Ilíon wrote:
Just look at the picture he *chose* to use to represent himself ... he's a "cat man" (should that "man" have had an extra set of quotes?) So, yes, the likes of him would tend to be jealous even of the likes of you -- you might notice that he can't seem to resist the temptation to direct snarky comments at you: jealousy, and a feeling of rank inferiority, on his part. Pure and simple.
Well said.
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Chief Master C# wrote:
You are just jealous.
Just look at the picture he *chose* to use to represent himself ... he's a "cat man" (should that "man" have had an extra set of quotes?) So, yes, the likes of him would tend to be jealous even of the likes of you -- you might notice that he can't seem to resist the temptation to direct snarky comments at you: jealousy, and a feeling of rank inferiority, on his part. Pure and simple.
Do you have anything against cats, or their owners?
-- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit
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You may have just given Adnan nightmares...
Rob Graham wrote:
You may have just given Adnan nightmares...
... or the horn.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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Ilíon wrote:
Just look at the picture he *chose* to use to represent himself ... he's a "cat man" (should that "man" have had an extra set of quotes?)
LOL. If you think having a cat is a sign of sexual orientation, you show that you have little knowledge of either cats, or sex. Somehow, I imagine that you are afraid of both.
Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface
Oakman wrote:
If you think having a cat is a sign of sexual orientation,
And nobody reached for the obvious pussy jokes?
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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Chief Master C# wrote:
Ilíon wrote: even of the likes of you Well said.
You don't even realise when you are being insulted, do you?
Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface
You are stupid.
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Rob Graham wrote:
You may have just given Adnan nightmares...
... or the horn.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
may have just given Adnan nightmares... ... or the horn
Ewww :laugh:
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon
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Chief Master C# wrote:
Ilíon wrote: even of the likes of you Well said.
You don't even realise when you are being insulted, do you?
Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface
That makes me really doubt his IQ is in the 120's :suss:
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon