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  • O Oakman

    Chief Master C# wrote:

    Whats wrong with being a virgin?

    Nothing. . .If you're female. . .under the age of seven. . .and very ugly.

    Chief Master C# wrote:

    Of your looks? Yes.

    You forget. You had your picture up for awhile. The answer is an emphatic No.

    Chief Master C# wrote:

    I think mines in the mid 120s, I doubt yours in over 150, in fact I doubt its greater then 110.

    You think? It's a test, sonny. You take it and you get a score. It's not a fucking guessing game.

    Chief Master C# wrote:

    My programming skills are far greater than most people my age who only program for a hobby.

    You may indeed have more skill at programming than the average short-order cook. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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    Oakman wrote:

    Nothing. . .If you're female. . .under the age of seven. . .and very ugly.

    :laugh: You are messed up.

    Oakman wrote:

    You forget. You had your picture up for awhile. The answer is an emphatic No.

    I don't need my pic up here no more. Its on myspace now.

    Oakman wrote:

    You think?

    I took a test, the results vary. So the average is in the mid 120s.

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      Chief Master C# wrote:

      You are just jealous.

      Just look at the picture he *chose* to use to represent himself ... he's a "cat man" (should that "man" have had an extra set of quotes?) So, yes, the likes of him would tend to be jealous even of the likes of you -- you might notice that he can't seem to resist the temptation to direct snarky comments at you: jealousy, and a feeling of rank inferiority, on his part. Pure and simple.

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      Ilíon wrote:

      Just look at the picture he *chose* to use to represent himself ... he's a "cat man" (should that "man" have had an extra set of quotes?)

      LOL. If you think having a cat is a sign of sexual orientation, you show that you have little knowledge of either cats, or sex. Somehow, I imagine that you are afraid of both.

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        Oakman wrote:

        Nothing. . .If you're female. . .under the age of seven. . .and very ugly.

        :laugh: You are messed up.

        Oakman wrote:

        You forget. You had your picture up for awhile. The answer is an emphatic No.

        I don't need my pic up here no more. Its on myspace now.

        Oakman wrote:

        You think?

        I took a test, the results vary. So the average is in the mid 120s.

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        Chief Master C# wrote:

        You are messed up

        Me and W.C. Fields. (you really need to get an education. :laugh:)

        Chief Master C# wrote:

        don't need my pic up here no more.

        Did you post your 'programs' and I use the word loosely, on myspace, too?

        Chief Master C# wrote:

        I took a test, the results vary.

        Really? Well you must have taken a special test, then. Maybe one for special ed.

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          Ilíon wrote:

          Just look at the picture he *chose* to use to represent himself ... he's a "cat man" (should that "man" have had an extra set of quotes?) So, yes, the likes of him would tend to be jealous even of the likes of you -- you might notice that he can't seem to resist the temptation to direct snarky comments at you: jealousy, and a feeling of rank inferiority, on his part. Pure and simple.

          Well said.

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          Chief Master C# wrote:

          Ilíon wrote: even of the likes of you Well said.

          You don't even realise when you are being insulted, do you?

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          • I Ilion

            Chief Master C# wrote:

            You are just jealous.

            Just look at the picture he *chose* to use to represent himself ... he's a "cat man" (should that "man" have had an extra set of quotes?) So, yes, the likes of him would tend to be jealous even of the likes of you -- you might notice that he can't seem to resist the temptation to direct snarky comments at you: jealousy, and a feeling of rank inferiority, on his part. Pure and simple.

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            Jorgen Sigvardsson
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            Do you have anything against cats, or their owners?

            -- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit

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            • R Rob Graham

              You may have just given Adnan nightmares...

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              Rob Graham wrote:

              You may have just given Adnan nightmares...

              ... or the horn.

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              • O Oakman

                Ilíon wrote:

                Just look at the picture he *chose* to use to represent himself ... he's a "cat man" (should that "man" have had an extra set of quotes?)

                LOL. If you think having a cat is a sign of sexual orientation, you show that you have little knowledge of either cats, or sex. Somehow, I imagine that you are afraid of both.

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                Pete OHanlon
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                Oakman wrote:

                If you think having a cat is a sign of sexual orientation,

                And nobody reached for the obvious pussy jokes?

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                • O Oakman

                  Chief Master C# wrote:

                  Ilíon wrote: even of the likes of you Well said.

                  You don't even realise when you are being insulted, do you?

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                  You are stupid.

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                  • P Pete OHanlon

                    Rob Graham wrote:

                    You may have just given Adnan nightmares...

                    ... or the horn.

                    Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

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                    Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                    may have just given Adnan nightmares... ... or the horn

                    Ewww :laugh:

                    "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon

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                    • O Oakman

                      Chief Master C# wrote:

                      Ilíon wrote: even of the likes of you Well said.

                      You don't even realise when you are being insulted, do you?

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                      That makes me really doubt his IQ is in the 120's :suss:

                      "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon

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                      • I Ilion

                        Colin Angus Mackay wrote:

                        Does it say the virgins are all female?

                        There is some (growing) debate that understood properly, "martyrs in Allah's Cause" are actually promised white grapes, not virgins.

                        Colin Angus Mackay wrote:

                        If there is a mix, do you think all the female virgins are taken already? What does that leave the male suicide bombers?

                        According to "the Perfect Man" (sneaking, thieving, murdering, raping, "child-loving" terrorist), hell is inhabited mostly by women. So, let's see: 1) hell is inhabited mostly by women 2) "martyrs in Allah's Cause" are expecting (and are being promised by their recruiters and handlers) to get 72 virgins 3) but Islamic "Paradise" is essentially as sexually-segregated as Islamic "society" ergo: 4a) most "martyrs in Allah's Cause" are going to get 72 copies of Yasser Arafat! or: 4b) most "martyrs in Allah's Cause" are going to find that *they* are the "virgin" shared by 72 copies of Yasser Arafat! For, after all, there's that bit about the boys who are like pearls scattered about.

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                        Or 3. They go straight to hell and get the 72 virgins!

                        Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                        • P Paul Conrad

                          That makes me really doubt his IQ is in the 120's :suss:

                          "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon

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                          Paul Conrad wrote:

                          That makes me really doubt his IQ is in the 120's

                          I don't doubt it. I have faith, great faith, that he's 110, tops. Note that his original post said that he thought it was in the mid 120's. Claims made later that he was tested are simply smoke screens.

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                            Oakman wrote:

                            If you think having a cat is a sign of sexual orientation,

                            And nobody reached for the obvious pussy jokes?

                            Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

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                            Don't you think?

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                              Brady Kelly wrote:

                              To get all those virgins?

                              Does it say the virgins are all female? If there is a mix, do you think all the female virgins are taken already? What does that leave the male suicide bombers?

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                              "What does that leave the male suicide bombers?" Dead...just like the female types...

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                                That makes me really doubt his IQ is in the 120's :suss:

                                "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon

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                                Paul Conrad wrote:

                                That makes me really doubt his IQ is in the 120's [Suspicious]

                                Not only is his IQ low, he obviously has the emotional maturity of a small child.

                                I'm a Christian: I *know* that I'm perverted. - Ilion

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                                  Paul Conrad wrote:

                                  That makes me really doubt his IQ is in the 120's [Suspicious]

                                  Not only is his IQ low, he obviously has the emotional maturity of a small child.

                                  I'm a Christian: I *know* that I'm perverted. - Ilion

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                                  DemonPossessed wrote:

                                  he obviously has the emotional maturity of a small child

                                  Yeah, from what I can I tell from his posts, my 7 year old kid is more emotionally mature :rolleyes:

                                  "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon

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                                  • I Ilion

                                    Don't you think?

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                                    But is oft worth repeating. BTW - 5ed to counter the 1 vote.

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