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  • A Al Beback

    Time for Some Campaignin'[^] :-)

    Christianity: The belief that some cosmic Jewish zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh, drink his blood, and accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. Makes perfect sense.

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    Brady Kelly
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    Your sig is viral, dude!  A friend of mine quoted it from a psy-trance list several months ago, then, just yesterday, him having forgotten who OP'ed it, asked around, resurrecting back into the memetic ether. :suss:

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      Time for Some Campaignin'[^] :-)

      Christianity: The belief that some cosmic Jewish zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh, drink his blood, and accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. Makes perfect sense.

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      Shog9 0
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      Wow. That was really lame. :(

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      'The question is,' said Humpty Dumpty, 'which is to be master - that's all.'

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        Wow. That was really lame. :(

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        Paul Conrad
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        Which was lame? The link, sig, or both? Whole thing as far as I am concerned.

        "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon

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          Which was lame? The link, sig, or both? Whole thing as far as I am concerned.

          "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon

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          Wasn't really looking at the sig, but yeah that's in pretty bad taste as well.

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            Wasn't really looking at the sig, but yeah that's in pretty bad taste as well.

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            Paul Conrad
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            I guess some people don't just get it at all. How would they feel if people started smacking on whatever their belief is?

            "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon

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            • P Paul Conrad

              I guess some people don't just get it at all. How would they feel if people started smacking on whatever their belief is?

              "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon

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              Well, especially given the crap that Gary and Paul have received over their sigs. Double standards... :sigh:

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                Well, especially given the crap that Gary and Paul have received over their sigs. Double standards... :sigh:

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                Paul Conrad
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                Shog9 wrote:

                Double standards...

                Yep, and that's b.s.

                "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon

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                  Wow. That was really lame. :(

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                  Al Beback
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                  Shog9 wrote:

                  Wow. That was really lame.

                  Really? Why the sad smiley? I thought it was a great production. They must have spent quite a bit of time on it.

                  Christianity: The belief that some cosmic Jewish zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh, drink his blood, and accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. Makes perfect sense.

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                    Wasn't really looking at the sig, but yeah that's in pretty bad taste as well.

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                    Al Beback
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                    Shog9 wrote:

                    that's in pretty bad taste as well.

                    Bad taste? There's nothing obscene or vulgar about it, but OK... you're entitled to your opinion. I change my sig once in a while; maybe it's time to do it again.

                    Christianity: The belief that some cosmic Jewish zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh, drink his blood, and accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. Makes perfect sense.

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                    • A Al Beback

                      Shog9 wrote:

                      Wow. That was really lame.

                      Really? Why the sad smiley? I thought it was a great production. They must have spent quite a bit of time on it.

                      Christianity: The belief that some cosmic Jewish zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh, drink his blood, and accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. Makes perfect sense.

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                      Al Beback wrote:

                      They must have spent quite a bit of time on it.

                      I'm sure they did, but... uh... Mark Russell does a better job with just a piano. To me, this just came off as a grab at the kind of popularity "This Land" got them back in '04... but the cuteness and novelty is gone.

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                        I guess some people don't just get it at all. How would they feel if people started smacking on whatever their belief is?

                        "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon

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                        Paul Conrad wrote:

                        How would they feel if people started smacking on whatever their belief is?

                        I would feel fine as long as it wasn't offensive. I cherish freedom of expression. Of course, you're free to express your dislike over my sig. I understand why you may not like it; I'll probably change it soon.

                        Christianity: The belief that some cosmic Jewish zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh, drink his blood, and accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. Makes perfect sense.

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                        • B Brady Kelly

                          Your sig is viral, dude!  A friend of mine quoted it from a psy-trance list several months ago, then, just yesterday, him having forgotten who OP'ed it, asked around, resurrecting back into the memetic ether. :suss:

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                          Al Beback
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                          I found it on some site and couldn't stop laughing. :-)

                          Christianity: The belief that some cosmic Jewish zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh, drink his blood, and accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. Makes perfect sense.

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                            Paul Conrad wrote:

                            How would they feel if people started smacking on whatever their belief is?

                            I would feel fine as long as it wasn't offensive. I cherish freedom of expression. Of course, you're free to express your dislike over my sig. I understand why you may not like it; I'll probably change it soon.

                            Christianity: The belief that some cosmic Jewish zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh, drink his blood, and accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. Makes perfect sense.

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                            Al Beback wrote:

                            I cherish freedom of expression.

                            Same here, and it would be dull if there wasn't that freedom :-D

                            "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon

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                              Shog9 wrote:

                              that's in pretty bad taste as well.

                              Bad taste? There's nothing obscene or vulgar about it, but OK... you're entitled to your opinion. I change my sig once in a while; maybe it's time to do it again.

                              Christianity: The belief that some cosmic Jewish zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh, drink his blood, and accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. Makes perfect sense.

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                              Al Beback wrote:

                              There's nothing obscene or vulgar about it, but OK... you're entitled to your opinion.

                              Yup. :) Not trying to come off as precious here, but it's gonna get a bit difficult to keep flame wars on-topic if we start slamming each other's beliefs in signatures. And after a number of really bitter threads here and in The Lounge sparked by other, pro-Christianity sigs (not to mention the league of programming forum users who've mistook CG's "google it" sig as direct advice) i'm less inclined to buy the idea that folks will just read the post and let the sigs slide.

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                                Paul Conrad wrote:

                                How would they feel if people started smacking on whatever their belief is?

                                I would feel fine as long as it wasn't offensive. I cherish freedom of expression. Of course, you're free to express your dislike over my sig. I understand why you may not like it; I'll probably change it soon.

                                Christianity: The belief that some cosmic Jewish zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh, drink his blood, and accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. Makes perfect sense.

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                                I for one like your sig. :cool:

                                If you don't have the data, you're just another asshole with an opinion.

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                                  Paul Conrad wrote:

                                  How would they feel if people started smacking on whatever their belief is?

                                  I would feel fine as long as it wasn't offensive. I cherish freedom of expression. Of course, you're free to express your dislike over my sig. I understand why you may not like it; I'll probably change it soon.

                                  Christianity: The belief that some cosmic Jewish zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh, drink his blood, and accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. Makes perfect sense.

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                                  Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                                  I like your sig too. It's a good abstract. :)

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                                    I like your sig too. It's a good abstract. :)

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                                    Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote:

                                    I like your sig too

                                    I don't like it at all - but then there are those who have volunteered to tell me that they don't like mine. :omg: I suspect that folks who can't handle some pretty rough sigs should probably stick to message boards about Smurfs and Pink Unicorns.

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                                      Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote:

                                      I like your sig too

                                      I don't like it at all - but then there are those who have volunteered to tell me that they don't like mine. :omg: I suspect that folks who can't handle some pretty rough sigs should probably stick to message boards about Smurfs and Pink Unicorns.

                                      Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

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                                      Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                                      Oakman wrote:

                                      Pink Unicorns

                                      Heh. Funny you should mention Pink Unicorns! I often draw parallels between believing in gods and invisible pink unicorns... (My personal variation of the Flying Spaghetti Monster - or at least I think it's my personal variation. I can't remember if I picked it up from a discussion or if I invented it :~ )

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                                        Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote:

                                        I like your sig too

                                        I don't like it at all - but then there are those who have volunteered to tell me that they don't like mine. :omg: I suspect that folks who can't handle some pretty rough sigs should probably stick to message boards about Smurfs and Pink Unicorns.

                                        Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

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                                        soap brain
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                                        Oakman wrote:

                                        message boards about Smurfs and Pink Unicorns.

                                        THERE ARE MESSAGE BOARDS ABOUT THAT?! WHERE?! :-D :-D :-D

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                                          Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote:

                                          I like your sig too

                                          I don't like it at all - but then there are those who have volunteered to tell me that they don't like mine. :omg: I suspect that folks who can't handle some pretty rough sigs should probably stick to message boards about Smurfs and Pink Unicorns.

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                                          Paul Conrad
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                                          Oakman wrote:

                                          here are those who have volunteered to tell me that they don't like mine

                                          Well, I volunteer to like it :-D

                                          Oakman wrote:

                                          folks who can't handle some pretty rough sigs should probably stick to message boards about Smurfs and Pink Unicorns

                                          :laugh::laugh::laugh: Aren't those message boards for, like, ummmm, little kids :rolleyes:

                                          "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon

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