New JibJab
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Your sig is viral, dude! A friend of mine quoted it from a psy-trance list several months ago, then, just yesterday, him having forgotten who OP'ed it, asked around, resurrecting back into the memetic ether. :suss:
I found it on some site and couldn't stop laughing. :-)
Christianity: The belief that some cosmic Jewish zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh, drink his blood, and accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. Makes perfect sense.
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Paul Conrad wrote:
How would they feel if people started smacking on whatever their belief is?
I would feel fine as long as it wasn't offensive. I cherish freedom of expression. Of course, you're free to express your dislike over my sig. I understand why you may not like it; I'll probably change it soon.
Christianity: The belief that some cosmic Jewish zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh, drink his blood, and accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. Makes perfect sense.
Al Beback wrote:
I cherish freedom of expression.
Same here, and it would be dull if there wasn't that freedom :-D
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon
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Shog9 wrote:
that's in pretty bad taste as well.
Bad taste? There's nothing obscene or vulgar about it, but OK... you're entitled to your opinion. I change my sig once in a while; maybe it's time to do it again.
Christianity: The belief that some cosmic Jewish zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh, drink his blood, and accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. Makes perfect sense.
Al Beback wrote:
There's nothing obscene or vulgar about it, but OK... you're entitled to your opinion.
Yup. :) Not trying to come off as precious here, but it's gonna get a bit difficult to keep flame wars on-topic if we start slamming each other's beliefs in signatures. And after a number of really bitter threads here and in The Lounge sparked by other, pro-Christianity sigs (not to mention the league of programming forum users who've mistook CG's "google it" sig as direct advice) i'm less inclined to buy the idea that folks will just read the post and let the sigs slide.
Citizen 20.1.01
'The question is,' said Humpty Dumpty, 'which is to be master - that's all.'
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Paul Conrad wrote:
How would they feel if people started smacking on whatever their belief is?
I would feel fine as long as it wasn't offensive. I cherish freedom of expression. Of course, you're free to express your dislike over my sig. I understand why you may not like it; I'll probably change it soon.
Christianity: The belief that some cosmic Jewish zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh, drink his blood, and accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. Makes perfect sense.
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Paul Conrad wrote:
How would they feel if people started smacking on whatever their belief is?
I would feel fine as long as it wasn't offensive. I cherish freedom of expression. Of course, you're free to express your dislike over my sig. I understand why you may not like it; I'll probably change it soon.
Christianity: The belief that some cosmic Jewish zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh, drink his blood, and accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. Makes perfect sense.
I like your sig too. It's a good abstract. :)
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I like your sig too. It's a good abstract. :)
Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote:
I like your sig too
I don't like it at all - but then there are those who have volunteered to tell me that they don't like mine. :omg: I suspect that folks who can't handle some pretty rough sigs should probably stick to message boards about Smurfs and Pink Unicorns.
Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface
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Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote:
I like your sig too
I don't like it at all - but then there are those who have volunteered to tell me that they don't like mine. :omg: I suspect that folks who can't handle some pretty rough sigs should probably stick to message boards about Smurfs and Pink Unicorns.
Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface
Oakman wrote:
Pink Unicorns
Heh. Funny you should mention Pink Unicorns! I often draw parallels between believing in gods and invisible pink unicorns... (My personal variation of the Flying Spaghetti Monster - or at least I think it's my personal variation. I can't remember if I picked it up from a discussion or if I invented it :~ )
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Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote:
I like your sig too
I don't like it at all - but then there are those who have volunteered to tell me that they don't like mine. :omg: I suspect that folks who can't handle some pretty rough sigs should probably stick to message boards about Smurfs and Pink Unicorns.
Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface
Oakman wrote:
message boards about Smurfs and Pink Unicorns.
THERE ARE MESSAGE BOARDS ABOUT THAT?! WHERE?! :-D :-D :-D
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Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote:
I like your sig too
I don't like it at all - but then there are those who have volunteered to tell me that they don't like mine. :omg: I suspect that folks who can't handle some pretty rough sigs should probably stick to message boards about Smurfs and Pink Unicorns.
Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface
Oakman wrote:
here are those who have volunteered to tell me that they don't like mine
Well, I volunteer to like it :-D
Oakman wrote:
folks who can't handle some pretty rough sigs should probably stick to message boards about Smurfs and Pink Unicorns
:laugh::laugh::laugh: Aren't those message boards for, like, ummmm, little kids :rolleyes:
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon
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Oakman wrote:
here are those who have volunteered to tell me that they don't like mine
Well, I volunteer to like it :-D
Oakman wrote:
folks who can't handle some pretty rough sigs should probably stick to message boards about Smurfs and Pink Unicorns
:laugh::laugh::laugh: Aren't those message boards for, like, ummmm, little kids :rolleyes:
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon
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Oakman wrote:
Pink Unicorns
Heh. Funny you should mention Pink Unicorns! I often draw parallels between believing in gods and invisible pink unicorns... (My personal variation of the Flying Spaghetti Monster - or at least I think it's my personal variation. I can't remember if I picked it up from a discussion or if I invented it :~ )
Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote:
often draw parallels between believing in gods and invisible pink unicorns... (My personal variation of the Flying Spaghetti Monster - or at least I think it's my personal variation. I can't remember if I picked it up from a discussion or if I invented it )
Do you get royalties?[^] ;P And my personal favorite.[^] :cool:
If you don't have the data, you're just another asshole with an opinion.
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Paul Conrad wrote:
Aren't those message boards for, like, ummmm, little kids
Ask Ravel :laugh:
Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface
:laugh: I am sure he probably spends his time between here and there.
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon
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Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote:
often draw parallels between believing in gods and invisible pink unicorns... (My personal variation of the Flying Spaghetti Monster - or at least I think it's my personal variation. I can't remember if I picked it up from a discussion or if I invented it )
Do you get royalties?[^] ;P And my personal favorite.[^] :cool:
If you don't have the data, you're just another asshole with an opinion.
Tim Craig wrote:
Do you get royalties?
:laugh: There ya go! I'm watching this psychology video series, and last night I watched an episode about how we remember and forget. If I could only remember what was said...
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Oakman wrote:
here are those who have volunteered to tell me that they don't like mine
Well, I volunteer to like it :-D
Oakman wrote:
folks who can't handle some pretty rough sigs should probably stick to message boards about Smurfs and Pink Unicorns
:laugh::laugh::laugh: Aren't those message boards for, like, ummmm, little kids :rolleyes:
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon
Paul Conrad wrote:
Aren't those message boards for, like, ummmm, little kids :rolleyes:
You're going to bounce in unihell, devoid of the pink and invisible unilove, for eternity!
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Paul Conrad wrote:
Aren't those message boards for, like, ummmm, little kids :rolleyes:
You're going to bounce in unihell, devoid of the pink and invisible unilove, for eternity!
Oooooh my, I scared :rolleyes:
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon
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Oooooh my, I scared :rolleyes:
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon
I'm as serious as the pope is about this!
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I'm as serious as the pope is about this!
:laugh:
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon