"They.Are.Fam-i-leee" OR, Have I Finally Figured Out "The Community?"
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Vincent Reynolds wrote:
Sorry to disappoint, but I'm happily straight, and married for 18 years (although I do think jeans and tee shirts are fabulous, and it means a lot to me that you share that opinion). You, on the other hand, repeatedly refer to other men as "my pet", write like the effeminate love child of Larry Craig and Mr. Burns, and actually put effort into making up your own gay slang. You know, if you'd only give them a chance, I bet you'd love Coldplay.
So *that's* what you were on about with all your Bette Midler sashaying -- you were mincing around your attempted insinuation that I am "gay." You poor "family-guy" -- just can't make up your mind, can you? Am I too stupid to see what's in front of me, or am I such a nuancy-boy that I "get it" about "family-jokes?" Is "digtial man's" "joke" just about the worst thing ever, or is it howlingly funny when you "family-guys" engage in a running "family-discussion" about me?
Vincent Reynolds wrote:
You know, if you'd only give them a chance, I bet you'd love Coldplay.
And now, in apparent disapointment that mere insinuation didn't have the desired effect, you seem to be trying the slightly more direct approach of recommending this or that (apparently) "family-friendly" (apparently) music(*). You "family-guys" are forever trying to convert others! You must have a huge faith-investment in "family-music" ... Hell! Even I would never imagine that just listening to, say, Amy Grant (be still, my racing heart, even after all these years), would convert you to Christianity. (*) I have no idea what/who Coldplay is.
Wow. I rest my case.
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Wow. I rest my case.
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All this time, has the key to understanding "the community" (to use Mr Maunder's memorable term for you kiddies) been right before me, and I just *wouldn't* bring myself to see it? Is it that, in the mortal words of the Pointer Sisters "You. Are. Fam-i-leee?" Is it that no matter where you happen to stick your dicks, "the community" are actually a Coterie of Cranky Queens? (*) (see here[^] through here[^]) "Family" :laugh: I like that. "Dude! That's so family!" :laugh: (*) If I understand "family-speak" on this point, the technical term is more like "bunch of bitter old bitchy queens," but I don't speak "family," and I like the alliteration of my phrase.
This community would be quite pleased to see trash like yourself depart for good. Go find a place that welcomes gutter mouthed trolls, you're not wanted here.
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This community would be quite pleased to see trash like yourself depart for good. Go find a place that welcomes gutter mouthed trolls, you're not wanted here.
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Rob Graham wrote:
This community would be quite pleased to see trash like yourself depart for good. Go find a place that welcomes gutter mouthed trolls, you're not wanted here.
You jest! You trashy little (girlie) joker, you!
Remarkable. You're actually still smarting over being caught out falling for DXM-head's little impersonation trick. And it bothers you so much that now you are imagining that all those who found that funny (if a bit pitiful) are gay and somehow envious of you. (weird that you would think anyone would be envious of such a childish immature troll as yourself). No one envy's you, stupid. We all despise you. You are beneath contempt.
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Remarkable. You're actually still smarting over being caught out falling for DXM-head's little impersonation trick. And it bothers you so much that now you are imagining that all those who found that funny (if a bit pitiful) are gay and somehow envious of you. (weird that you would think anyone would be envious of such a childish immature troll as yourself). No one envy's you, stupid. We all despise you. You are beneath contempt.
Rob Graham wrote:
Remarkable. You're actually still smarting [sic] over being caught out [sic] falling for [sic] DXM-head's little impersonation trick. And it bothers you [sic] so much that now you are imagining [sic] that all those who found that funny (if a bit pitiful) are gay and somehow envious of you. (weird that you would think anyone would be envious of such a childish immature troll as yourself) [sic]. No one envy's [sic] you, stupid [sic]. We all despise you. You are beneath contempt [sic].
... and so unreflective, so lacking in nuance. And yet, so phychic (but, that's a "family" trait, isn't it?), and borderline psychotic.
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Oakman wrote:
I have no idea what you are talking about.
An old theaterhand like you? And you really expect others to believe you don't know what all-purpose "family" put-down[^] I'm talking about? I suppose you need to ditch the cat, first, before you can try to pull that off.
Y'know, Ilion, every couple of months or so, you start making all these suggestive remarks about and to me - like you're hoping I'm gay. So let me, once again make it clear: 1. I am not gay. 2. Even if I was, I wouldn't let you get within ten feet of me. 3. If you ever took out your dick in front of me, I'd cut it off and make you eat it before you bled to death. So it's pretty much a waste of time for you to keep cybernetically sniffing around my asshole, cause you'll never get any closer to your fantasies about me than you are at this moment. Are we clear now?
Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface
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Y'know, Ilion, every couple of months or so, you start making all these suggestive remarks about and to me - like you're hoping I'm gay. So let me, once again make it clear: 1. I am not gay. 2. Even if I was, I wouldn't let you get within ten feet of me. 3. If you ever took out your dick in front of me, I'd cut it off and make you eat it before you bled to death. So it's pretty much a waste of time for you to keep cybernetically sniffing around my asshole, cause you'll never get any closer to your fantasies about me than you are at this moment. Are we clear now?
Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface
Oakman wrote:
Y'know, Ilion, every couple of months or so, you start making all these suggestive remarks about and to me - like you're hoping I'm gay. So let me, once again make it clear: 1. I am not gay. 2. Even if I was, I wouldn't let you get within ten feet of me. 3. If you ever took out your dick in front of me, I'd cut it off and make you eat it before you bled to death. So it's pretty much a waste of time for you to keep cybernetically sniffing around my asshole, cause you'll never get any closer to your fantasies about me than you are at this moment. Are we clear now?
You poor, poor dearie, you! Life is *so* unfair when you own comes back to you, isn't it? Really! You're supposed to be able to say stupid things about me, but I'm not to be allowed to point out the obvious connections. Oh! The unfairness of it all! And, as we *both* know,
Oakman sez:[^] ... and your dick is way too small.
YOU have expressed intimate knowledge about, and far too much interest in, my dick.
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Remarkable. You're actually still smarting over being caught out falling for DXM-head's little impersonation trick. And it bothers you so much that now you are imagining that all those who found that funny (if a bit pitiful) are gay and somehow envious of you. (weird that you would think anyone would be envious of such a childish immature troll as yourself). No one envy's you, stupid. We all despise you. You are beneath contempt.
Rob Graham wrote:
somehow envious of you.
I think he has to keep telling himself that we are envious, because deep down inside he knows that he is just not quite good enough to make the grade in here. Every time the truth is revealed - as when he was caught by the impersonation - he has to throw a fit, attacking all and sundry in order, he hopes, to distract attention from his failure to measure up.
Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface
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Oakman wrote:
Y'know, Ilion, every couple of months or so, you start making all these suggestive remarks about and to me - like you're hoping I'm gay. So let me, once again make it clear: 1. I am not gay. 2. Even if I was, I wouldn't let you get within ten feet of me. 3. If you ever took out your dick in front of me, I'd cut it off and make you eat it before you bled to death. So it's pretty much a waste of time for you to keep cybernetically sniffing around my asshole, cause you'll never get any closer to your fantasies about me than you are at this moment. Are we clear now?
You poor, poor dearie, you! Life is *so* unfair when you own comes back to you, isn't it? Really! You're supposed to be able to say stupid things about me, but I'm not to be allowed to point out the obvious connections. Oh! The unfairness of it all! And, as we *both* know,
Oakman sez:[^] ... and your dick is way too small.
YOU have expressed intimate knowledge about, and far too much interest in, my dick.
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Rob Graham wrote:
somehow envious of you.
I think he has to keep telling himself that we are envious, because deep down inside he knows that he is just not quite good enough to make the grade in here. Every time the truth is revealed - as when he was caught by the impersonation - he has to throw a fit, attacking all and sundry in order, he hopes, to distract attention from his failure to measure up.
Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface
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It is possible to infer the size of your dick from the size of your inferiority complex.
Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface
Oakman wrote:
It is possible to infer the size of your dick from the size of your inferiority complex.
Is it really? And, do I really? And, how charming (I'm sure) of you to have such an express interest in the size of my dick. :-\ Sadly :sigh:, I must confess to complete indifference regarding yours. :zzz: I do hope you will not think less of me for it. :laugh:
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Oakman wrote:
It is possible to infer the size of your dick from the size of your inferiority complex.
Is it really? And, do I really? And, how charming (I'm sure) of you to have such an express interest in the size of my dick. :-\ Sadly :sigh:, I must confess to complete indifference regarding yours. :zzz: I do hope you will not think less of me for it. :laugh:
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Oakman wrote:
and your *wide* stance.
Look at that! ^ even made-up gossip satisfies you. Apparently, to interest you, gossip merely needs to be claimed to be about me.
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It's just so simple to push your buttons and you react so quickly and so over the top. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface
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Ilion, it is impossible for me to think less of you than I already do.
Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface
Oakman wrote:
Ilion, it is impossible for me to think less of you than I already do.
On the other hand, you continuously find novel ways to show me how I can think less of you. Perhaps, as you so fondly hope to convince yourself, you really are smarter than I!
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Vincent Reynolds wrote:
Wow. I rest my case.
Wow. Rest your carcase somewhere else, Sister Sludge. :laugh: Out of my sight would be appreciated.
Ilíon wrote:
Wow. Rest your carcase somewhere else, Sister Sludge. Out of my sight would be appreciated.
Methinks the lady doth protest too much.