"They.Are.Fam-i-leee" OR, Have I Finally Figured Out "The Community?"
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I have no idea what you are talking about. It appears you are just babling away to yourself, anyway. Why don't you go back to writing about how much you don't care when everyone votes you a one? That was really funny.
Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface
Oakman wrote:
I have no idea what you are talking about.
An old theaterhand like you? And you really expect others to believe you don't know what all-purpose "family" put-down[^] I'm talking about? I suppose you need to ditch the cat, first, before you can try to pull that off.
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All this time, has the key to understanding "the community" (to use Mr Maunder's memorable term for you kiddies) been right before me, and I just *wouldn't* bring myself to see it? Is it that, in the mortal words of the Pointer Sisters "You. Are. Fam-i-leee?" Is it that no matter where you happen to stick your dicks, "the community" are actually a Coterie of Cranky Queens? (*) (see here[^] through here[^]) "Family" :laugh: I like that. "Dude! That's so family!" :laugh: (*) If I understand "family-speak" on this point, the technical term is more like "bunch of bitter old bitchy queens," but I don't speak "family," and I like the alliteration of my phrase.
Actually, I think the true key to understanding how the other people on the forum feel about you lies in one of your many Bette Midler CDs. If a careful review of all her lyrics in your possession doesn't produce any results, try consulting other local fan club members. Hope this helps.
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Actually, I think the true key to understanding how the other people on the forum feel about you lies in one of your many Bette Midler CDs. If a careful review of all her lyrics in your possession doesn't produce any results, try consulting other local fan club members. Hope this helps.
Vincent Reynolds wrote:
Actually, I think the true key to understanding how the other people on the forum feel about you lies in one of your many Bette Midler CDs.
Oddly enough, I don't have a single one. My CD collection runs in the direction of Christian music.
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Vincent Reynolds wrote:
Actually, I think the true key to understanding how the other people on the forum feel about you lies in one of your many Bette Midler CDs.
Oddly enough, I don't have a single one. My CD collection runs in the direction of Christian music.
Ilíon wrote:
Oddly enough, I don't have a single one. My CD collection runs in the direction of Christian music.
While I'm not exactly surprised, I still suspect there's a Bette Midler fan inside you, just waiting to be let out of the closet.
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Ilíon wrote:
Oddly enough, I don't have a single one. My CD collection runs in the direction of Christian music.
While I'm not exactly surprised, I still suspect there's a Bette Midler fan inside you, just waiting to be let out of the closet.
Vincent Reynolds wrote:
While I'm not exactly surprised, I still suspect there's a Bette Midler fan inside you, just waiting to be let out of the closet.
And I expect that your inner Bette Midler fan never, while no doubt possessing a fabulous wardrobe, has never seen a closet from the inside. So, where does that leave us, "family-man?" And, like the the rest of the girls, you need to make up your mind. You want to "accuse" me of being a Bette Midler fan, and then you want to cluck with self-satisfaction because I am not ... while still "suspecting" that I really must be.
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Vincent Reynolds wrote:
While I'm not exactly surprised, I still suspect there's a Bette Midler fan inside you, just waiting to be let out of the closet.
And I expect that your inner Bette Midler fan never, while no doubt possessing a fabulous wardrobe, has never seen a closet from the inside. So, where does that leave us, "family-man?" And, like the the rest of the girls, you need to make up your mind. You want to "accuse" me of being a Bette Midler fan, and then you want to cluck with self-satisfaction because I am not ... while still "suspecting" that I really must be.
Ilíon wrote:
And I expect that your inner Bette Midler fan never, while no doubt possessing a fabulous wardrobe, has never seen a closet from the inside. So, where does that leave us, "family-man?"
Sorry to disappoint, but I'm happily straight, and married for 18 years (although I do think jeans and tee shirts are fabulous, and it means a lot to me that you share that opinion). You, on the other hand, repeatedly refer to other men as "my pet", write like the effeminate love child of Larry Craig and Mr. Burns, and actually put effort into making up your own gay slang. You know, if you'd only give them a chance, I bet you'd love Coldplay.
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Ilíon wrote:
And I expect that your inner Bette Midler fan never, while no doubt possessing a fabulous wardrobe, has never seen a closet from the inside. So, where does that leave us, "family-man?"
Sorry to disappoint, but I'm happily straight, and married for 18 years (although I do think jeans and tee shirts are fabulous, and it means a lot to me that you share that opinion). You, on the other hand, repeatedly refer to other men as "my pet", write like the effeminate love child of Larry Craig and Mr. Burns, and actually put effort into making up your own gay slang. You know, if you'd only give them a chance, I bet you'd love Coldplay.
Vincent Reynolds wrote:
Sorry to disappoint, but I'm happily straight, and married for 18 years (although I do think jeans and tee shirts are fabulous, and it means a lot to me that you share that opinion). You, on the other hand, repeatedly refer to other men as "my pet", write like the effeminate love child of Larry Craig and Mr. Burns, and actually put effort into making up your own gay slang. You know, if you'd only give them a chance, I bet you'd love Coldplay.
So *that's* what you were on about with all your Bette Midler sashaying -- you were mincing around your attempted insinuation that I am "gay." You poor "family-guy" -- just can't make up your mind, can you? Am I too stupid to see what's in front of me, or am I such a nuancy-boy that I "get it" about "family-jokes?" Is "digtial man's" "joke" just about the worst thing ever, or is it howlingly funny when you "family-guys" engage in a running "family-discussion" about me?
Vincent Reynolds wrote:
You know, if you'd only give them a chance, I bet you'd love Coldplay.
And now, in apparent disapointment that mere insinuation didn't have the desired effect, you seem to be trying the slightly more direct approach of recommending this or that (apparently) "family-friendly" (apparently) music(*). You "family-guys" are forever trying to convert others! You must have a huge faith-investment in "family-music" ... Hell! Even I would never imagine that just listening to, say, Amy Grant (be still, my racing heart, even after all these years), would convert you to Christianity. (*) I have no idea what/who Coldplay is.
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Vincent Reynolds wrote:
Sorry to disappoint, but I'm happily straight, and married for 18 years (although I do think jeans and tee shirts are fabulous, and it means a lot to me that you share that opinion). You, on the other hand, repeatedly refer to other men as "my pet", write like the effeminate love child of Larry Craig and Mr. Burns, and actually put effort into making up your own gay slang. You know, if you'd only give them a chance, I bet you'd love Coldplay.
So *that's* what you were on about with all your Bette Midler sashaying -- you were mincing around your attempted insinuation that I am "gay." You poor "family-guy" -- just can't make up your mind, can you? Am I too stupid to see what's in front of me, or am I such a nuancy-boy that I "get it" about "family-jokes?" Is "digtial man's" "joke" just about the worst thing ever, or is it howlingly funny when you "family-guys" engage in a running "family-discussion" about me?
Vincent Reynolds wrote:
You know, if you'd only give them a chance, I bet you'd love Coldplay.
And now, in apparent disapointment that mere insinuation didn't have the desired effect, you seem to be trying the slightly more direct approach of recommending this or that (apparently) "family-friendly" (apparently) music(*). You "family-guys" are forever trying to convert others! You must have a huge faith-investment in "family-music" ... Hell! Even I would never imagine that just listening to, say, Amy Grant (be still, my racing heart, even after all these years), would convert you to Christianity. (*) I have no idea what/who Coldplay is.
Wow. I rest my case.
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Wow. I rest my case.
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All this time, has the key to understanding "the community" (to use Mr Maunder's memorable term for you kiddies) been right before me, and I just *wouldn't* bring myself to see it? Is it that, in the mortal words of the Pointer Sisters "You. Are. Fam-i-leee?" Is it that no matter where you happen to stick your dicks, "the community" are actually a Coterie of Cranky Queens? (*) (see here[^] through here[^]) "Family" :laugh: I like that. "Dude! That's so family!" :laugh: (*) If I understand "family-speak" on this point, the technical term is more like "bunch of bitter old bitchy queens," but I don't speak "family," and I like the alliteration of my phrase.
This community would be quite pleased to see trash like yourself depart for good. Go find a place that welcomes gutter mouthed trolls, you're not wanted here.
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This community would be quite pleased to see trash like yourself depart for good. Go find a place that welcomes gutter mouthed trolls, you're not wanted here.
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Rob Graham wrote:
This community would be quite pleased to see trash like yourself depart for good. Go find a place that welcomes gutter mouthed trolls, you're not wanted here.
You jest! You trashy little (girlie) joker, you!
Remarkable. You're actually still smarting over being caught out falling for DXM-head's little impersonation trick. And it bothers you so much that now you are imagining that all those who found that funny (if a bit pitiful) are gay and somehow envious of you. (weird that you would think anyone would be envious of such a childish immature troll as yourself). No one envy's you, stupid. We all despise you. You are beneath contempt.
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Remarkable. You're actually still smarting over being caught out falling for DXM-head's little impersonation trick. And it bothers you so much that now you are imagining that all those who found that funny (if a bit pitiful) are gay and somehow envious of you. (weird that you would think anyone would be envious of such a childish immature troll as yourself). No one envy's you, stupid. We all despise you. You are beneath contempt.
Rob Graham wrote:
Remarkable. You're actually still smarting [sic] over being caught out [sic] falling for [sic] DXM-head's little impersonation trick. And it bothers you [sic] so much that now you are imagining [sic] that all those who found that funny (if a bit pitiful) are gay and somehow envious of you. (weird that you would think anyone would be envious of such a childish immature troll as yourself) [sic]. No one envy's [sic] you, stupid [sic]. We all despise you. You are beneath contempt [sic].
... and so unreflective, so lacking in nuance. And yet, so phychic (but, that's a "family" trait, isn't it?), and borderline psychotic.
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Oakman wrote:
I have no idea what you are talking about.
An old theaterhand like you? And you really expect others to believe you don't know what all-purpose "family" put-down[^] I'm talking about? I suppose you need to ditch the cat, first, before you can try to pull that off.
Y'know, Ilion, every couple of months or so, you start making all these suggestive remarks about and to me - like you're hoping I'm gay. So let me, once again make it clear: 1. I am not gay. 2. Even if I was, I wouldn't let you get within ten feet of me. 3. If you ever took out your dick in front of me, I'd cut it off and make you eat it before you bled to death. So it's pretty much a waste of time for you to keep cybernetically sniffing around my asshole, cause you'll never get any closer to your fantasies about me than you are at this moment. Are we clear now?
Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface
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Y'know, Ilion, every couple of months or so, you start making all these suggestive remarks about and to me - like you're hoping I'm gay. So let me, once again make it clear: 1. I am not gay. 2. Even if I was, I wouldn't let you get within ten feet of me. 3. If you ever took out your dick in front of me, I'd cut it off and make you eat it before you bled to death. So it's pretty much a waste of time for you to keep cybernetically sniffing around my asshole, cause you'll never get any closer to your fantasies about me than you are at this moment. Are we clear now?
Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface
Oakman wrote:
Y'know, Ilion, every couple of months or so, you start making all these suggestive remarks about and to me - like you're hoping I'm gay. So let me, once again make it clear: 1. I am not gay. 2. Even if I was, I wouldn't let you get within ten feet of me. 3. If you ever took out your dick in front of me, I'd cut it off and make you eat it before you bled to death. So it's pretty much a waste of time for you to keep cybernetically sniffing around my asshole, cause you'll never get any closer to your fantasies about me than you are at this moment. Are we clear now?
You poor, poor dearie, you! Life is *so* unfair when you own comes back to you, isn't it? Really! You're supposed to be able to say stupid things about me, but I'm not to be allowed to point out the obvious connections. Oh! The unfairness of it all! And, as we *both* know,
Oakman sez:[^] ... and your dick is way too small.
YOU have expressed intimate knowledge about, and far too much interest in, my dick.
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Remarkable. You're actually still smarting over being caught out falling for DXM-head's little impersonation trick. And it bothers you so much that now you are imagining that all those who found that funny (if a bit pitiful) are gay and somehow envious of you. (weird that you would think anyone would be envious of such a childish immature troll as yourself). No one envy's you, stupid. We all despise you. You are beneath contempt.
Rob Graham wrote:
somehow envious of you.
I think he has to keep telling himself that we are envious, because deep down inside he knows that he is just not quite good enough to make the grade in here. Every time the truth is revealed - as when he was caught by the impersonation - he has to throw a fit, attacking all and sundry in order, he hopes, to distract attention from his failure to measure up.
Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface
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Oakman wrote:
Y'know, Ilion, every couple of months or so, you start making all these suggestive remarks about and to me - like you're hoping I'm gay. So let me, once again make it clear: 1. I am not gay. 2. Even if I was, I wouldn't let you get within ten feet of me. 3. If you ever took out your dick in front of me, I'd cut it off and make you eat it before you bled to death. So it's pretty much a waste of time for you to keep cybernetically sniffing around my asshole, cause you'll never get any closer to your fantasies about me than you are at this moment. Are we clear now?
You poor, poor dearie, you! Life is *so* unfair when you own comes back to you, isn't it? Really! You're supposed to be able to say stupid things about me, but I'm not to be allowed to point out the obvious connections. Oh! The unfairness of it all! And, as we *both* know,
Oakman sez:[^] ... and your dick is way too small.
YOU have expressed intimate knowledge about, and far too much interest in, my dick.
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Rob Graham wrote:
somehow envious of you.
I think he has to keep telling himself that we are envious, because deep down inside he knows that he is just not quite good enough to make the grade in here. Every time the truth is revealed - as when he was caught by the impersonation - he has to throw a fit, attacking all and sundry in order, he hopes, to distract attention from his failure to measure up.
Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface
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It is possible to infer the size of your dick from the size of your inferiority complex.
Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface
Oakman wrote:
It is possible to infer the size of your dick from the size of your inferiority complex.
Is it really? And, do I really? And, how charming (I'm sure) of you to have such an express interest in the size of my dick. :-\ Sadly :sigh:, I must confess to complete indifference regarding yours. :zzz: I do hope you will not think less of me for it. :laugh: