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  • C Christian Graus

    "I am wondering what Robbie Coltrane would look like as a 16-year-old. I'm also wondering how he would get through the window of my house." ROTFL. The law is insane. If he's a crook, he's a crook. Show me his picture. On the other hand, some guy was on the front page of our paper, yesterday and identifed by name and where he lives, as someone caught with child porn. What's the bet he's got a broken nose today ?

    Dalek Dave wrote:

    "Password Protected? Your dealing with Geeks, just turn it on, type Gandalf and you're in!" - Frankie Boyle

    Can Frankie Boyle really not spell 'you're' ?

    Christian Graus No longer a Microsoft MVP, but still happy to answer your questions.

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    Dalek Dave
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    Christian Graus wrote:

    Can Frankie Boyle really not spell 'you're'?

    How would you spell it? You Are apostrophised is You're, I can't see what is wrong with it.

    Christian Graus wrote:

    If he's a crook, he's a crook. Show me his picture

    Agreed, I want to see what the thieving bugger looks like.

    Christian Graus wrote:

    as someone caught with child porn. What's the bet he's got a broken nose today ?

    Only a broken nose? I'd nail his testes to a fence! (Sorry if this seems a bit soapboxy, but you started it! :) )

    ------------------------------------ "Password Protected? Your dealing with Geeks, just turn it on, type Gandalf and you're in!" - Frankie Boyle

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    • T tufkap

      You gotta admit that it's an innovative idea to get everyone's attention and to get around the problem of not being able to show the real criminal's photo. :laugh:

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      Dalek Dave
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      Hi Pkam, soon be 9.00 am! :) I have a harder one today, so don't guess too quickly!

      ------------------------------------ "Password Protected? Your dealing with Geeks, just turn it on, type Gandalf and you're in!" - Frankie Boyle

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      • D Dalek Dave

        Robbie Coltrane wanted by New Zealand Police for string of Burglaries! No Way I hear you say... but See here![^] I suppose being a major film star just doesn't pay the bills! :)

        ------------------------------------ "Password Protected? Your dealing with Geeks, just turn it on, type Gandalf and you're in!" - Frankie Boyle

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        Lost User
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        Did you post the CCC yet?

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          Did you post the CCC yet?

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          Dalek Dave
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          No, several CPians complained about my inconsistant publication times, so I will be posting at 9.00 am (UK) each day. Soon be there!

          ------------------------------------ "Password Protected? Your dealing with Geeks, just turn it on, type Gandalf and you're in!" - Frankie Boyle

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          • D Dalek Dave

            Christian Graus wrote:

            Can Frankie Boyle really not spell 'you're'?

            How would you spell it? You Are apostrophised is You're, I can't see what is wrong with it.

            Christian Graus wrote:

            If he's a crook, he's a crook. Show me his picture

            Agreed, I want to see what the thieving bugger looks like.

            Christian Graus wrote:

            as someone caught with child porn. What's the bet he's got a broken nose today ?

            Only a broken nose? I'd nail his testes to a fence! (Sorry if this seems a bit soapboxy, but you started it! :) )

            ------------------------------------ "Password Protected? Your dealing with Geeks, just turn it on, type Gandalf and you're in!" - Frankie Boyle

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            Rage
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            It is the first "your" in your sig that is presumably not correct, that's what CG wanted to point out: Your You're dealing

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            • D Dalek Dave

              No, several CPians complained about my inconsistant publication times, so I will be posting at 9.00 am (UK) each day. Soon be there!

              ------------------------------------ "Password Protected? Your dealing with Geeks, just turn it on, type Gandalf and you're in!" - Frankie Boyle

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              Lost User
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              hey it was me who sujested that. but i didn't know you followed it ;)

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                hey it was me who sujested that. but i didn't know you followed it ;)

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                Dalek Dave
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                Ah, yes. so it was. Well, ok, do you want a sneak preview?

                ------------------------------------ "Password Protected? Your dealing with Geeks, just turn it on, type Gandalf and you're in!" - Frankie Boyle

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                • D Dalek Dave

                  Hi Pkam, soon be 9.00 am! :) I have a harder one today, so don't guess too quickly!

                  ------------------------------------ "Password Protected? Your dealing with Geeks, just turn it on, type Gandalf and you're in!" - Frankie Boyle

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                  tufkap
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                  I'll try not to. ;)

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                  • D Dalek Dave

                    Ah, yes. so it was. Well, ok, do you want a sneak preview?

                    ------------------------------------ "Password Protected? Your dealing with Geeks, just turn it on, type Gandalf and you're in!" - Frankie Boyle

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                    Lost User
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                    sure

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                      sure

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                      Dalek Dave
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                      Hey, that would be unfair to others, (except pkam , he seems to get the thing 80% of the time!) It will have 8 letters, but no more clues! I am such a tease aren't I :-D

                      ------------------------------------ "Password Protected? Your dealing with Geeks, just turn it on, type Gandalf and you're in!" - Frankie Boyle

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                      • D Dalek Dave

                        Hey, that would be unfair to others, (except pkam , he seems to get the thing 80% of the time!) It will have 8 letters, but no more clues! I am such a tease aren't I :-D

                        ------------------------------------ "Password Protected? Your dealing with Geeks, just turn it on, type Gandalf and you're in!" - Frankie Boyle

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                        Dalek Dave wrote:

                        It will have 8 letters

                        is it "Template" (8)

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                        • R Rage

                          It is the first "your" in your sig that is presumably not correct, that's what CG wanted to point out: Your You're dealing

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                          you got him in the corner now :doh:

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                            Hey, that would be unfair to others, (except pkam , he seems to get the thing 80% of the time!) It will have 8 letters, but no more clues! I am such a tease aren't I :-D

                            ------------------------------------ "Password Protected? Your dealing with Geeks, just turn it on, type Gandalf and you're in!" - Frankie Boyle

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                            tufkap
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                            Dalek Dave wrote:

                            (except pkam , he seems to get the thing 80% of the time!)

                            Pkam is a she, actually.

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                            • D Dalek Dave

                              Robbie Coltrane wanted by New Zealand Police for string of Burglaries! No Way I hear you say... but See here![^] I suppose being a major film star just doesn't pay the bills! :)

                              ------------------------------------ "Password Protected? Your dealing with Geeks, just turn it on, type Gandalf and you're in!" - Frankie Boyle

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                              Colin Angus Mackay
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                              And they also get his nationality wrong. Oops!

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                              • D Dalek Dave

                                No, several CPians complained about my inconsistant publication times, so I will be posting at 9.00 am (UK) each day. Soon be there!

                                ------------------------------------ "Password Protected? Your dealing with Geeks, just turn it on, type Gandalf and you're in!" - Frankie Boyle

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                                Dalek Dave wrote:

                                9.00 am (UK)

                                it will be after 3 hours here. 12:00 my Time

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                                  Dalek Dave wrote:

                                  (except pkam , he seems to get the thing 80% of the time!)

                                  Pkam is a she, actually.

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                                  Dalek Dave
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                                  Many apologies! Still it is time! :-D

                                  ------------------------------------ "Password Protected? Your dealing with Geeks, just turn it on, type Gandalf and you're in!" - Frankie Boyle

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                                    It is the first "your" in your sig that is presumably not correct, that's what CG wanted to point out: Your You're dealing

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                                    Dalek Dave
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                                    Hoist with my own Petard... :) A correction will be edited swiftly!

                                    ------------------------------------ "Password Protected? Your dealing with Geeks, just turn it on, type Gandalf and you're in!" - Frankie Boyle

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                                    • R Rajesh R Subramanian

                                      pkam wrote:

                                      Pkam is a she, actually.

                                      Well, there was no clue for him to guess that. Besides that, you were solving crosswords and all! ;P

                                      Please leave us our small pleasures, they are small, but they are ours! - Mycroft Holmes ^ .·´¯`·->Rajesh<-·´¯`·. [Microsoft MVP - Visual C++]

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                                      Dalek Dave
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                                      Oooh that is sure gonna get you in trouble! :)

                                      ------------------------------------ "Password Protected? You're dealing with Geeks, just turn it on, type Gandalf and you're in!" - Frankie Boyle

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                                        Dalek Dave wrote:

                                        (except pkam , he seems to get the thing 80% of the time!)

                                        Pkam is a she, actually.

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                                        Rajesh R Subramanian
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                                        pkam wrote:

                                        Pkam is a she, actually.

                                        Well, there was no clue for him to guess that. Besides that, you were solving crosswords and all! ;P

                                        Please leave us our small pleasures, they are small, but they are ours! - Mycroft Holmes ^ .·´¯`·->Rajesh<-·´¯`·. [Microsoft MVP - Visual C++]

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                                        • D Dalek Dave

                                          Christian Graus wrote:

                                          Can Frankie Boyle really not spell 'you're'?

                                          How would you spell it? You Are apostrophised is You're, I can't see what is wrong with it.

                                          Christian Graus wrote:

                                          If he's a crook, he's a crook. Show me his picture

                                          Agreed, I want to see what the thieving bugger looks like.

                                          Christian Graus wrote:

                                          as someone caught with child porn. What's the bet he's got a broken nose today ?

                                          Only a broken nose? I'd nail his testes to a fence! (Sorry if this seems a bit soapboxy, but you started it! :) )

                                          ------------------------------------ "Password Protected? Your dealing with Geeks, just turn it on, type Gandalf and you're in!" - Frankie Boyle

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                                          Rage
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                                          Sms-styled first unsure rage, one points to almost sailor's art and three teenagers are grammatical rule (3,3,2,3,4) lame attempt, I reckon :-O

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