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  • P Paul Conrad

    BoneSoft wrote:

    world will end on Dec 21 2012 and we'll never know.

    After that date, who would really care? I plan on living life to its fullest everyday upto that date, and including that day, and afterwards. Nothings going to happen.

    "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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    BoneSoft
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    Paul Conrad wrote:

    Nothings going to happen

    Of course not. It's a running joke in the office. Helps dodge some deadline discussions ;P


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      Paul Conrad wrote:

      and it was pretty obvious what was the cause

      I couldn't tell for sure what you were agreeing to there.


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      Paul Conrad
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      Caused by airplanes being rammed into the building and the burning jet fuel. Sorry, I'm not a conspiracy theorist...

      "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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      • B BoneSoft

        Paul Conrad wrote:

        Nothings going to happen

        Of course not. It's a running joke in the office. Helps dodge some deadline discussions ;P


        Visit BoneSoft.com for code generation tools (XML & XSD -> C#, VB, etc...) and some free developer tools as well.

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        Paul Conrad
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        BoneSoft wrote:

        Helps dodge some deadline discussions

        Very true. Just tell folks the project will be completed around 23rd, or so. Oops, that's Christmas vacation time right after Dec. 21st :rolleyes:

        BoneSoft wrote:

        Of course not.

        Yeah, a guy that works with my dad was pretty convinced that Planet X was going to wipe out the earth back in 2003. He invested hundreds of thousands of dollars building some sort of shelter thing up in Alaska, and it never happened. Guy is a PhD in Astrophysics and I figured he would have done his homework a bit better :suss:

        "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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        • P Paul Conrad

          Caused by airplanes being rammed into the building and the burning jet fuel. Sorry, I'm not a conspiracy theorist...

          "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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          BoneSoft
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          Just checking, couldn't tell if you were voting for flying jihadis or the grassy knoll.


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            Just checking, couldn't tell if you were voting for flying jihadis or the grassy knoll.


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            Paul Conrad
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            Yeah, sorry about the vagueness of the one post. Coffee is still kicking in :-O

            "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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            • P Paul Conrad

              BoneSoft wrote:

              Helps dodge some deadline discussions

              Very true. Just tell folks the project will be completed around 23rd, or so. Oops, that's Christmas vacation time right after Dec. 21st :rolleyes:

              BoneSoft wrote:

              Of course not.

              Yeah, a guy that works with my dad was pretty convinced that Planet X was going to wipe out the earth back in 2003. He invested hundreds of thousands of dollars building some sort of shelter thing up in Alaska, and it never happened. Guy is a PhD in Astrophysics and I figured he would have done his homework a bit better :suss:

              "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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              Paul Conrad wrote:

              He invested hundreds of thousands of dollars building some sort of shelter thing up in Alaska

              Good God, as if it would have done him any good or he'd want to be the only one around in the aftermath... And he too can vote. :sigh: I ran accross some pretty whacky stuff on Planet X a couple of years ago. Those people put Scientology to shame on the fruitloop-o-meter. Something to the effect that Planet X orbits a near brown star that we can't see, and once every 4,000 or so years it swings over for a pass around our sun causing a pole shift. Even heard somebody claim that the magnetic drag of it's approach was the actual cause of global warming. Anyway, the people that live in the brown star's system apparently use the rougue planet to come visit Earth once in a while, which they supposedly populated by genitically engineering humans from monkeys and themselves. Good stuff.


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                Paul Conrad wrote:

                He invested hundreds of thousands of dollars building some sort of shelter thing up in Alaska

                Good God, as if it would have done him any good or he'd want to be the only one around in the aftermath... And he too can vote. :sigh: I ran accross some pretty whacky stuff on Planet X a couple of years ago. Those people put Scientology to shame on the fruitloop-o-meter. Something to the effect that Planet X orbits a near brown star that we can't see, and once every 4,000 or so years it swings over for a pass around our sun causing a pole shift. Even heard somebody claim that the magnetic drag of it's approach was the actual cause of global warming. Anyway, the people that live in the brown star's system apparently use the rougue planet to come visit Earth once in a while, which they supposedly populated by genitically engineering humans from monkeys and themselves. Good stuff.


                Visit BoneSoft.com for code generation tools (XML & XSD -> C#, VB, etc...) and some free developer tools as well.

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                Paul Conrad
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                BoneSoft wrote:

                And he too can vote.

                Very scary thought, too.

                BoneSoft wrote:

                Even heard somebody claim that the magnetic drag of it's approach was the actual cause of global warming.

                Heard that too, and this guy even tries to claim when Planet X swings by, it stops the earth's rotation, and it was the cause of Noah's Flood in the Bible. His argument is that all the water on earth was still in motion and the earth's rotation slowed down fast enough for one mega tsunami event.

                BoneSoft wrote:

                the people that live in the brown star's system apparently use the rougue planet to come visit Earth once in a while

                I see. When Planet X isn't making its trip, they come in UFOs to check on their little science experiment :rolleyes: Wonder if some of them post here on CP? :laugh:

                "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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                • P Paul Conrad

                  BoneSoft wrote:

                  And he too can vote.

                  Very scary thought, too.

                  BoneSoft wrote:

                  Even heard somebody claim that the magnetic drag of it's approach was the actual cause of global warming.

                  Heard that too, and this guy even tries to claim when Planet X swings by, it stops the earth's rotation, and it was the cause of Noah's Flood in the Bible. His argument is that all the water on earth was still in motion and the earth's rotation slowed down fast enough for one mega tsunami event.

                  BoneSoft wrote:

                  the people that live in the brown star's system apparently use the rougue planet to come visit Earth once in a while

                  I see. When Planet X isn't making its trip, they come in UFOs to check on their little science experiment :rolleyes: Wonder if some of them post here on CP? :laugh:

                  "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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                  BoneSoft
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                  Paul Conrad wrote:

                  Wonder if some of them post here on CP

                  That would explain a few things...


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                  • P Paul Conrad

                    Trollslayer wrote:

                    just jump to wild conclusions

                    :laugh::laugh::laugh: I don't need to. I remember watching the towers fall that day, and it was pretty obvious what was the cause.

                    "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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                    Brady Kelly
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                    Paul Conrad wrote:

                    I remember watching the towers fall that day

                    So do I. I was at the Tech-Ed ending party, surreal enough made up like an outdoor fair in an underground parking garage, and I went back to my room for a joint, and as I stood up to leave, I walked past the TV and saw the first tower collapse. :( It was very surreal. I knew what had happened, but didn't expect the collapse.

                    Daily WTF Memes

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                    • M Matthew Faithfull

                      Oakman wrote:

                      triggering the pancaked collapse.

                      Which did not occur. Ruled out by the fact that pancaking would simply have been too slow to match the observed collapse time and could not have occured symetrically in an asymetrically reinforced building with asymetrical fires. Even without the unexplained molten metal and eye witness testimonies of multiple eplosions and a demolition countdown this would be a pathetically inadequate explanation. Albeit that they had next to no physical evidence to go on as the crime scene was cleared without forensic examination.

                      "The secret of happiness is freedom, and the secret of freedom, courage." Thucydides (B.C. 460-400)

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                      Hey Matthew: The sky is green. It turned green last night at 10 pm. I saw it. It's the US inducing electromagnetic interference to block Soviet propaganda transmissions. Look outside right now! Not blue, GREEN. You have no physical evidence that it's not green, so it's green.

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                        Hey Matthew: The sky is green. It turned green last night at 10 pm. I saw it. It's the US inducing electromagnetic interference to block Soviet propaganda transmissions. Look outside right now! Not blue, GREEN. You have no physical evidence that it's not green, so it's green.

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                        73Zeppelin wrote:

                        The sky is green

                        Now he's going to blame the Swiss Gnomes.

                        Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

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                          Paul Conrad wrote:

                          I remember watching the towers fall that day

                          So do I. I was at the Tech-Ed ending party, surreal enough made up like an outdoor fair in an underground parking garage, and I went back to my room for a joint, and as I stood up to leave, I walked past the TV and saw the first tower collapse. :( It was very surreal. I knew what had happened, but didn't expect the collapse.

                          Daily WTF Memes

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                          Paul Conrad
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                          Brady Kelly wrote:

                          It was very surreal.

                          Felt the same here. I was in a lot of disbelief about it until I saw the headlines in the paper the next day. That is about when reality really set in for me. And remembering seeing people jumping out of the building was pretty bad, too. No judging their decision to do so. What angers me more than 9/11 is all of the conspiracy b.s. that float around it.

                          "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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                          • O Oakman

                            73Zeppelin wrote:

                            The sky is green

                            Now he's going to blame the Swiss Gnomes.

                            Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

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                            Oakman wrote:

                            Gnomes.

                            You mean those creepy things people put in their gardens that come alive at night? :rolleyes:

                            "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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                            • O Oakman

                              73Zeppelin wrote:

                              The sky is green

                              Now he's going to blame the Swiss Gnomes.

                              Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

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                              73Zeppelin
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                              Of course he will! And then I'll admit it was us! Muwhahahahahaha

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                                Matthew Faithfull wrote:

                                without resorting to hand waving, magic, unexplained phenomena and new physics.

                                Where did they resort to that? Give specific examples citing the page number of the report and the exact mistake that these engineers made, if you please. Otherwise I'll just have to write you off as one more crank with no knowledge of physics who hasn't even bothered to read the report. Bah, who am I kidding. I've already written you off, but feel free to prove me wrong.

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                                James L. Thomson wrote:

                                Bah, who am I kidding. I've already written you off, but feel free to prove me wrong.

                                Where's the 10 button? :laugh: Guess you'll have to settle for a simple 5.

                                If you don't have the data, you're just another asshole with an opinion.

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                                  73Zeppelin wrote:

                                  The sky is green

                                  Now he's going to blame the Swiss Gnomes.

                                  Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

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                                  Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                                  The Bavarian gnomes, a.k.a. The Illuminati.

                                  -- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit

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                                  • P Paul Conrad

                                    Brady Kelly wrote:

                                    It was very surreal.

                                    Felt the same here. I was in a lot of disbelief about it until I saw the headlines in the paper the next day. That is about when reality really set in for me. And remembering seeing people jumping out of the building was pretty bad, too. No judging their decision to do so. What angers me more than 9/11 is all of the conspiracy b.s. that float around it.

                                    "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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                                    I never thought I'd see someone hawking an 'Extra' edition of a newspaper on the street.

                                    Today's lesson is brought to you by the word "niggardly". Remember kids, don't attribute to racism what can be explained by Scandinavian language roots. -- Robert Royall

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                                      I never thought I'd see someone hawking an 'Extra' edition of a newspaper on the street.

                                      Today's lesson is brought to you by the word "niggardly". Remember kids, don't attribute to racism what can be explained by Scandinavian language roots. -- Robert Royall

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                                      dan neely wrote:

                                      thought I'd see someone hawking an 'Extra' edition of a newspaper on the street

                                      I didn't say anything about hawking an extra paper. I did have the L.A. Times delivered to me at that time. I still have the front page of 9/12's paper, and also when the Angels won the World Series in '02, along with Mark McGwire breaking Roger Maris's homerun record. Those were all at the time when I actually wasted money subscribing to a newspaper.

                                      "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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                                      • P Paul Conrad

                                        led mike wrote:

                                        you aren't supposed to actually read the documentation

                                        Documentation? What documentation? :laugh:

                                        "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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                                        It's the bit before the code starts, You know or

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                                          It's the bit before the code starts, You know or

                                          pseudonym67 My Articles[^] Beginning KDevelop Programming[^]

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                                          Paul Conrad
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                                          Hope you saw the joke icon :rolleyes:

                                          "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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