Deadly combination
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Its friday and its raining outside here which is driving me crazy to run out of my office to have few pecks in bar but unfortunately i have to wait till evening :sigh:
rahul
here there is no rain.
SSK. Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain.
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here there is no rain.
SSK. Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain.
Here there is MUCHO RAIN. It is estimated a months rain will fall today! I am busy building a canoe from whatever stationery I can find lying around.
------------------------------------ The meek shall inherit the Earth. And the rest of us will go to the stars. - Omni Magazine
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Here there is MUCHO RAIN. It is estimated a months rain will fall today! I am busy building a canoe from whatever stationery I can find lying around.
------------------------------------ The meek shall inherit the Earth. And the rest of us will go to the stars. - Omni Magazine
Dalek Dave wrote:
I am busy building a canoe from whatever stationery I can find lying around.
Great.:rose:
SSK. Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain.
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Here there is MUCHO RAIN. It is estimated a months rain will fall today! I am busy building a canoe from whatever stationery I can find lying around.
------------------------------------ The meek shall inherit the Earth. And the rest of us will go to the stars. - Omni Magazine
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It looks a better one than the thing I've got! Lever Arch Files and Plastic Wallets have their uses, but let me tell you that as boat building equipment they lack a certain je ne sais quoi!
------------------------------------ The meek shall inherit the Earth. And the rest of us will go to the stars. - Omni Magazine
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It looks a better one than the thing I've got! Lever Arch Files and Plastic Wallets have their uses, but let me tell you that as boat building equipment they lack a certain je ne sais quoi!
------------------------------------ The meek shall inherit the Earth. And the rest of us will go to the stars. - Omni Magazine
this is not an excerpt from a "speciality web site" :) Just wrap yourself from the waist upwards in as much bubble wrap as possible, highlight all exposed areas with a yellow marker and superglue a laser pointer to your head. If the water bursts through the building you will drift away like a fishing float but you will be fluorescent and have an attached light source so that the RNLI can find you in the dark. Easy.
I still remember having to write your own code in FORTRAN rather than be a cut and paste merchant being pampered by colour coded Intellisense - ahh proper programming - those were the days :)
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this is not an excerpt from a "speciality web site" :) Just wrap yourself from the waist upwards in as much bubble wrap as possible, highlight all exposed areas with a yellow marker and superglue a laser pointer to your head. If the water bursts through the building you will drift away like a fishing float but you will be fluorescent and have an attached light source so that the RNLI can find you in the dark. Easy.
I still remember having to write your own code in FORTRAN rather than be a cut and paste merchant being pampered by colour coded Intellisense - ahh proper programming - those were the days :)
Baconbutty wrote:
superglue a laser pointer to your head
Selotape maybe! :)
------------------------------------ The meek shall inherit the Earth. And the rest of us will go to the stars. - Omni Magazine
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Here there is MUCHO RAIN. It is estimated a months rain will fall today! I am busy building a canoe from whatever stationery I can find lying around.
------------------------------------ The meek shall inherit the Earth. And the rest of us will go to the stars. - Omni Magazine
Time to dust off that speed boat you won on Bullseye 20 years ago! :) (NOTE: To those not from the UK or under 30 - you just won't understand)
Ali
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Time to dust off that speed boat you won on Bullseye 20 years ago! :) (NOTE: To those not from the UK or under 30 - you just won't understand)
Ali
Aye, Bully's Star Prize... Let's see what you could've won... [Swish of nylon curtains] A cheap tacky Boat even though you live 100 miles from the sea. You can't beat a bit of bully!
------------------------------------ The meek shall inherit the Earth. And the rest of us will go to the stars. - Omni Magazine
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Aye, Bully's Star Prize... Let's see what you could've won... [Swish of nylon curtains] A cheap tacky Boat even though you live 100 miles from the sea. You can't beat a bit of bully!
------------------------------------ The meek shall inherit the Earth. And the rest of us will go to the stars. - Omni Magazine
What's more, they only got 1 Star Prize between the 2 guys! What were they supposed to do, cut it in half? :-D Jim B 'You could leave here with your BFH, your Bus Fair Home' (audience laughs but no one is quite sure why) Aaahhh, Sunday afternoons just aren't the same anymore! :)
Ali
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What's more, they only got 1 Star Prize between the 2 guys! What were they supposed to do, cut it in half? :-D Jim B 'You could leave here with your BFH, your Bus Fair Home' (audience laughs but no one is quite sure why) Aaahhh, Sunday afternoons just aren't the same anymore! :)
Ali
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Aye, Bully's Star Prize... Let's see what you could've won... [Swish of nylon curtains] A cheap tacky Boat even though you live 100 miles from the sea. You can't beat a bit of bully!
------------------------------------ The meek shall inherit the Earth. And the rest of us will go to the stars. - Omni Magazine
When they got to the prize board it was always: [assume the announcer's stoopid accent] Iiiiinnnn onnnnnnnaa! Cutlery, Iiiiinnnn twoooooooo! Cutlery, Iiiiinnnn ttthhhreee! A weekends break for three to Selafield, Iiiiinnnn Foooowaaaa! Cutlery, Iiiiinnnn fiyaveeeee! Cutlery, Iiiiinnnn Sssiiixsaa! Bob Monkhouse's Bumper Book of Jokes And Bulliiessss Sssssstarrrr Prrrizzze Tooonighhhttt is....... ...Cutlery!
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.