Magic C++ Program

Amir_Saniyan

This is a real code :laugh: Magic.cpp:

#include"Magic.h"
Dear Computer
Please print "Hello World!" string
Then wait until user pressed a key
Best Regards
Programmer

Magic.h:

#include<stdio.h>
#include<conio.h>
#define a )
#define Best ;
#define Computer (void){
#define Dear void main
#define key ;
#define pressed (
#define Please printf
#define Programmer
#define print (
#define Regards }
#define string );
#define Then int
#define until =
#define user getch
#define wait x

BadKarma

Nice, but the following is worse, way, way , way worse. Its valid c/c++ code :laugh:

??=define _i_ int
??=define _i (??/
_i_
??=include<stdio.h>
_i_ main ??/
_i ??/
__i, char* ??/
i_??/
??(??/
??))
??=define _endl_ ; 
??<char _s??/
??(9??/
??), _i__??/
??(4??/
??) _endl_
??=define _s_ _endl_ _s
??<_s_ ??/
??(0??/
??) = '??/
??=' _s_ ??/
??(1??/
??) = '??/
??(' _s_ ??/
??(2??/
??) = '??/
??/??/' _endl_
??=define _m_(m_) ? m_ :
??>_s_ ??/
??(3??/
??) = '??/
??)' _s_ ??/
??(4??/
??) = '??/
??'' _s_ ??/
??(5??/
??) = '??<' _endl_
??=define _START(s) for _i __i__ = s _endl_
??<_i_ e = (__i == 2) ? (((*i_??/
??(1??/
??)-0x30) < 0) ??/
??!??/
??! ((*i_??/
??(1??/
??)-0x30) > 9)) _m_(9) (*i_??/
??(1??/
??)-0x30): 9 _endl_
??=define _VALIDATE(v) __i__ < e _endl_ __i__++)
??<_s_ ??/
??(6??/
??) = '??/
??!' _s_ ??/
??(7??/
??) = '??/
??>' _s_ ??/
??(8??/
??) = '??-' _endl_ 
??>
??=define move_to(n) case n:
??<_START(0) _VALIDATE(0)
??=define skip ) _endl_ break _endl_
??<switch (__i__) 
??< move_to(0)
??=define to_mem sprintf (_i__,
??<to_mem "??/
???/?=" skip 
??> move_to(1) 
??=define _do_i_ "%d. "
??< to_mem "??/
???/?(" skip 
??>move_to(2) 
??< to_mem "??/
???/?/" skip
??> move_to(3)
??< to_mem "??/
???/?)" skip
??=define move_screen printf (
??=define show_single(i) , _s ??/
??(i??/
??)
??=define _char_ " %c"
??>move_to(4) 
??< to_mem "??/
???/?'" skip 
??> move_to(5) 
??< to_mem "??/
???/?<" skip
??=define _endl_null_ return 0 _endl_
??>move_to(6) 
??< to_mem "??/
???/?!" skip 
??> move_to(7) 
??< to_mem "??/
???/?>" skip 
??=define _text_ " %s means "
??>move_to(8) 
??< to_mem "??/
???/?-" skip ??> 
??>move_screen _do_i_ "_text_"_text_"_char_"_char_"??/
??/n", __i__, _i__ show_single (__i__)) _endl_ 
??> 
??> 
??> _endl_null_ 
??>

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leppie

Go back to the 80's!

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BadKarma

What did I do wrong :(

Learn from the mistakes of others, you may not live long enough to make them all yourself.

leppie

BadKarma wrote:

What did I do wrong

I was talking about those tri/digraphs or whatever they call them ;P (so 80's!)

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asadullah ansari

are you goin to 80s??? i am really goin to mad!!!

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Pete OHanlon

Sweet. :-D Of course, feature creep will getcha with this one.

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BillW33

Now that is some _ugly_ code!

BillW33

Wow, talk about obfuscating the code!

The Cake of Deceit

Psuedocode in realcode! Sweet! :laugh:

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peterchen

Reminds me of a certain guy :~

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Lost User

Someone who always says "please", "dear" and "best regards"? :laugh: Reminds me of pretty much all of the people I work with. :)

cliran

got to love cpp...

Megidolaon

wow, You ca really **** up your code with C++... :laugh: