Magic C++ Program
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This is a real code :laugh: Magic.cpp:
#include"Magic.h"
Dear Computer
Please print "Hello World!" string
Then wait until user pressed a key
Best Regards
ProgrammerMagic.h:
#include<stdio.h>
#include<conio.h>
#define a )
#define Best ;
#define Computer (void){
#define Dear void main
#define key ;
#define pressed (
#define Please printf
#define Programmer
#define print (
#define Regards }
#define string );
#define Then int
#define until =
#define user getch
#define wait xNice, but the following is worse, way, way , way worse. Its valid c/c++ code :laugh:
??=define _i_ int ??=define _i (??/ _i_ ??=include<stdio.h> _i_ main ??/ _i ??/ __i, char* ??/ i_??/ ??(??/ ??)) ??=define _endl_ ; ??<char _s??/ ??(9??/ ??), _i__??/ ??(4??/ ??) _endl_ ??=define _s_ _endl_ _s ??<_s_ ??/ ??(0??/ ??) = '??/ ??=' _s_ ??/ ??(1??/ ??) = '??/ ??(' _s_ ??/ ??(2??/ ??) = '??/ ??/??/' _endl_ ??=define _m_(m_) ? m_ : ??>_s_ ??/ ??(3??/ ??) = '??/ ??)' _s_ ??/ ??(4??/ ??) = '??/ ??'' _s_ ??/ ??(5??/ ??) = '??<' _endl_ ??=define _START(s) for _i __i__ = s _endl_ ??<_i_ e = (__i == 2) ? (((*i_??/ ??(1??/ ??)-0x30) < 0) ??/ ??!??/ ??! ((*i_??/ ??(1??/ ??)-0x30) > 9)) _m_(9) (*i_??/ ??(1??/ ??)-0x30): 9 _endl_ ??=define _VALIDATE(v) __i__ < e _endl_ __i__++) ??<_s_ ??/ ??(6??/ ??) = '??/ ??!' _s_ ??/ ??(7??/ ??) = '??/ ??>' _s_ ??/ ??(8??/ ??) = '??-' _endl_ ??> ??=define move_to(n) case n: ??<_START(0) _VALIDATE(0) ??=define skip ) _endl_ break _endl_ ??<switch (__i__) ??< move_to(0) ??=define to_mem sprintf (_i__, ??<to_mem "??/ ???/?=" skip ??> move_to(1) ??=define _do_i_ "%d. " ??< to_mem "??/ ???/?(" skip ??>move_to(2) ??< to_mem "??/ ???/?/" skip ??> move_to(3) ??< to_mem "??/ ???/?)" skip ??=define move_screen printf ( ??=define show_single(i) , _s ??/ ??(i??/ ??) ??=define _char_ " %c" ??>move_to(4) ??< to_mem "??/ ???/?'" skip ??> move_to(5) ??< to_mem "??/ ???/?<" skip ??=define _endl_null_ return 0 _endl_ ??>move_to(6) ??< to_mem "??/ ???/?!" skip ??> move_to(7) ??< to_mem "??/ ???/?>" skip ??=define _text_ " %s means " ??>move_to(8) ??< to_mem "??/ ???/?-" skip ??> ??>move_screen _do_i_ "_text_"_text_"_char_"_char_"??/ ??/n", __i__, _i__ show_single (__i__)) _endl_ ??> ??> ??> _endl_null_ ??>Learn from the mistakes of others, you may not live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Nice, but the following is worse, way, way , way worse. Its valid c/c++ code :laugh:
??=define _i_ int ??=define _i (??/ _i_ ??=include<stdio.h> _i_ main ??/ _i ??/ __i, char* ??/ i_??/ ??(??/ ??)) ??=define _endl_ ; ??<char _s??/ ??(9??/ ??), _i__??/ ??(4??/ ??) _endl_ ??=define _s_ _endl_ _s ??<_s_ ??/ ??(0??/ ??) = '??/ ??=' _s_ ??/ ??(1??/ ??) = '??/ ??(' _s_ ??/ ??(2??/ ??) = '??/ ??/??/' _endl_ ??=define _m_(m_) ? m_ : ??>_s_ ??/ ??(3??/ ??) = '??/ ??)' _s_ ??/ ??(4??/ ??) = '??/ ??'' _s_ ??/ ??(5??/ ??) = '??<' _endl_ ??=define _START(s) for _i __i__ = s _endl_ ??<_i_ e = (__i == 2) ? (((*i_??/ ??(1??/ ??)-0x30) < 0) ??/ ??!??/ ??! ((*i_??/ ??(1??/ ??)-0x30) > 9)) _m_(9) (*i_??/ ??(1??/ ??)-0x30): 9 _endl_ ??=define _VALIDATE(v) __i__ < e _endl_ __i__++) ??<_s_ ??/ ??(6??/ ??) = '??/ ??!' _s_ ??/ ??(7??/ ??) = '??/ ??>' _s_ ??/ ??(8??/ ??) = '??-' _endl_ ??> ??=define move_to(n) case n: ??<_START(0) _VALIDATE(0) ??=define skip ) _endl_ break _endl_ ??<switch (__i__) ??< move_to(0) ??=define to_mem sprintf (_i__, ??<to_mem "??/ ???/?=" skip ??> move_to(1) ??=define _do_i_ "%d. " ??< to_mem "??/ ???/?(" skip ??>move_to(2) ??< to_mem "??/ ???/?/" skip ??> move_to(3) ??< to_mem "??/ ???/?)" skip ??=define move_screen printf ( ??=define show_single(i) , _s ??/ ??(i??/ ??) ??=define _char_ " %c" ??>move_to(4) ??< to_mem "??/ ???/?'" skip ??> move_to(5) ??< to_mem "??/ ???/?<" skip ??=define _endl_null_ return 0 _endl_ ??>move_to(6) ??< to_mem "??/ ???/?!" skip ??> move_to(7) ??< to_mem "??/ ???/?>" skip ??=define _text_ " %s means " ??>move_to(8) ??< to_mem "??/ ???/?-" skip ??> ??>move_screen _do_i_ "_text_"_text_"_char_"_char_"??/ ??/n", __i__, _i__ show_single (__i__)) _endl_ ??> ??> ??> _endl_null_ ??>Learn from the mistakes of others, you may not live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Go back to the 80's!
xacc.ide - now with TabsToSpaces support
IronScheme - 1.0 alpha 4a out now (29 May 2008) -
What did I do wrong :(
Learn from the mistakes of others, you may not live long enough to make them all yourself.
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This is a real code :laugh: Magic.cpp:
#include"Magic.h"
Dear Computer
Please print "Hello World!" string
Then wait until user pressed a key
Best Regards
ProgrammerMagic.h:
#include<stdio.h>
#include<conio.h>
#define a )
#define Best ;
#define Computer (void){
#define Dear void main
#define key ;
#define pressed (
#define Please printf
#define Programmer
#define print (
#define Regards }
#define string );
#define Then int
#define until =
#define user getch
#define wait xare you goin to 80s??? i am really goin to mad!!!
Truth Can'nt be changed
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This is a real code :laugh: Magic.cpp:
#include"Magic.h"
Dear Computer
Please print "Hello World!" string
Then wait until user pressed a key
Best Regards
ProgrammerMagic.h:
#include<stdio.h>
#include<conio.h>
#define a )
#define Best ;
#define Computer (void){
#define Dear void main
#define key ;
#define pressed (
#define Please printf
#define Programmer
#define print (
#define Regards }
#define string );
#define Then int
#define until =
#define user getch
#define wait xSweet. :-D Of course, feature creep will getcha with this one.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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This is a real code :laugh: Magic.cpp:
#include"Magic.h"
Dear Computer
Please print "Hello World!" string
Then wait until user pressed a key
Best Regards
ProgrammerMagic.h:
#include<stdio.h>
#include<conio.h>
#define a )
#define Best ;
#define Computer (void){
#define Dear void main
#define key ;
#define pressed (
#define Please printf
#define Programmer
#define print (
#define Regards }
#define string );
#define Then int
#define until =
#define user getch
#define wait x -
Nice, but the following is worse, way, way , way worse. Its valid c/c++ code :laugh:
??=define _i_ int ??=define _i (??/ _i_ ??=include<stdio.h> _i_ main ??/ _i ??/ __i, char* ??/ i_??/ ??(??/ ??)) ??=define _endl_ ; ??<char _s??/ ??(9??/ ??), _i__??/ ??(4??/ ??) _endl_ ??=define _s_ _endl_ _s ??<_s_ ??/ ??(0??/ ??) = '??/ ??=' _s_ ??/ ??(1??/ ??) = '??/ ??(' _s_ ??/ ??(2??/ ??) = '??/ ??/??/' _endl_ ??=define _m_(m_) ? m_ : ??>_s_ ??/ ??(3??/ ??) = '??/ ??)' _s_ ??/ ??(4??/ ??) = '??/ ??'' _s_ ??/ ??(5??/ ??) = '??<' _endl_ ??=define _START(s) for _i __i__ = s _endl_ ??<_i_ e = (__i == 2) ? (((*i_??/ ??(1??/ ??)-0x30) < 0) ??/ ??!??/ ??! ((*i_??/ ??(1??/ ??)-0x30) > 9)) _m_(9) (*i_??/ ??(1??/ ??)-0x30): 9 _endl_ ??=define _VALIDATE(v) __i__ < e _endl_ __i__++) ??<_s_ ??/ ??(6??/ ??) = '??/ ??!' _s_ ??/ ??(7??/ ??) = '??/ ??>' _s_ ??/ ??(8??/ ??) = '??-' _endl_ ??> ??=define move_to(n) case n: ??<_START(0) _VALIDATE(0) ??=define skip ) _endl_ break _endl_ ??<switch (__i__) ??< move_to(0) ??=define to_mem sprintf (_i__, ??<to_mem "??/ ???/?=" skip ??> move_to(1) ??=define _do_i_ "%d. " ??< to_mem "??/ ???/?(" skip ??>move_to(2) ??< to_mem "??/ ???/?/" skip ??> move_to(3) ??< to_mem "??/ ???/?)" skip ??=define move_screen printf ( ??=define show_single(i) , _s ??/ ??(i??/ ??) ??=define _char_ " %c" ??>move_to(4) ??< to_mem "??/ ???/?'" skip ??> move_to(5) ??< to_mem "??/ ???/?<" skip ??=define _endl_null_ return 0 _endl_ ??>move_to(6) ??< to_mem "??/ ???/?!" skip ??> move_to(7) ??< to_mem "??/ ???/?>" skip ??=define _text_ " %s means " ??>move_to(8) ??< to_mem "??/ ???/?-" skip ??> ??>move_screen _do_i_ "_text_"_text_"_char_"_char_"??/ ??/n", __i__, _i__ show_single (__i__)) _endl_ ??> ??> ??> _endl_null_ ??>Learn from the mistakes of others, you may not live long enough to make them all yourself.
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This is a real code :laugh: Magic.cpp:
#include"Magic.h"
Dear Computer
Please print "Hello World!" string
Then wait until user pressed a key
Best Regards
ProgrammerMagic.h:
#include<stdio.h>
#include<conio.h>
#define a )
#define Best ;
#define Computer (void){
#define Dear void main
#define key ;
#define pressed (
#define Please printf
#define Programmer
#define print (
#define Regards }
#define string );
#define Then int
#define until =
#define user getch
#define wait xPsuedocode in realcode! Sweet! :laugh:
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In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.
Chuck Norris actually owns IBM. It was an extremely hostile takeover.
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This is a real code :laugh: Magic.cpp:
#include"Magic.h"
Dear Computer
Please print "Hello World!" string
Then wait until user pressed a key
Best Regards
ProgrammerMagic.h:
#include<stdio.h>
#include<conio.h>
#define a )
#define Best ;
#define Computer (void){
#define Dear void main
#define key ;
#define pressed (
#define Please printf
#define Programmer
#define print (
#define Regards }
#define string );
#define Then int
#define until =
#define user getch
#define wait xReminds me of a certain guy :~
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Reminds me of a certain guy :~
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Nice, but the following is worse, way, way , way worse. Its valid c/c++ code :laugh:
??=define _i_ int ??=define _i (??/ _i_ ??=include<stdio.h> _i_ main ??/ _i ??/ __i, char* ??/ i_??/ ??(??/ ??)) ??=define _endl_ ; ??<char _s??/ ??(9??/ ??), _i__??/ ??(4??/ ??) _endl_ ??=define _s_ _endl_ _s ??<_s_ ??/ ??(0??/ ??) = '??/ ??=' _s_ ??/ ??(1??/ ??) = '??/ ??(' _s_ ??/ ??(2??/ ??) = '??/ ??/??/' _endl_ ??=define _m_(m_) ? m_ : ??>_s_ ??/ ??(3??/ ??) = '??/ ??)' _s_ ??/ ??(4??/ ??) = '??/ ??'' _s_ ??/ ??(5??/ ??) = '??<' _endl_ ??=define _START(s) for _i __i__ = s _endl_ ??<_i_ e = (__i == 2) ? (((*i_??/ ??(1??/ ??)-0x30) < 0) ??/ ??!??/ ??! ((*i_??/ ??(1??/ ??)-0x30) > 9)) _m_(9) (*i_??/ ??(1??/ ??)-0x30): 9 _endl_ ??=define _VALIDATE(v) __i__ < e _endl_ __i__++) ??<_s_ ??/ ??(6??/ ??) = '??/ ??!' _s_ ??/ ??(7??/ ??) = '??/ ??>' _s_ ??/ ??(8??/ ??) = '??-' _endl_ ??> ??=define move_to(n) case n: ??<_START(0) _VALIDATE(0) ??=define skip ) _endl_ break _endl_ ??<switch (__i__) ??< move_to(0) ??=define to_mem sprintf (_i__, ??<to_mem "??/ ???/?=" skip ??> move_to(1) ??=define _do_i_ "%d. " ??< to_mem "??/ ???/?(" skip ??>move_to(2) ??< to_mem "??/ ???/?/" skip ??> move_to(3) ??< to_mem "??/ ???/?)" skip ??=define move_screen printf ( ??=define show_single(i) , _s ??/ ??(i??/ ??) ??=define _char_ " %c" ??>move_to(4) ??< to_mem "??/ ???/?'" skip ??> move_to(5) ??< to_mem "??/ ???/?<" skip ??=define _endl_null_ return 0 _endl_ ??>move_to(6) ??< to_mem "??/ ???/?!" skip ??> move_to(7) ??< to_mem "??/ ???/?>" skip ??=define _text_ " %s means " ??>move_to(8) ??< to_mem "??/ ???/?-" skip ??> ??>move_screen _do_i_ "_text_"_text_"_char_"_char_"??/ ??/n", __i__, _i__ show_single (__i__)) _endl_ ??> ??> ??> _endl_null_ ??>Learn from the mistakes of others, you may not live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Nice, but the following is worse, way, way , way worse. Its valid c/c++ code :laugh:
??=define _i_ int ??=define _i (??/ _i_ ??=include<stdio.h> _i_ main ??/ _i ??/ __i, char* ??/ i_??/ ??(??/ ??)) ??=define _endl_ ; ??<char _s??/ ??(9??/ ??), _i__??/ ??(4??/ ??) _endl_ ??=define _s_ _endl_ _s ??<_s_ ??/ ??(0??/ ??) = '??/ ??=' _s_ ??/ ??(1??/ ??) = '??/ ??(' _s_ ??/ ??(2??/ ??) = '??/ ??/??/' _endl_ ??=define _m_(m_) ? m_ : ??>_s_ ??/ ??(3??/ ??) = '??/ ??)' _s_ ??/ ??(4??/ ??) = '??/ ??'' _s_ ??/ ??(5??/ ??) = '??<' _endl_ ??=define _START(s) for _i __i__ = s _endl_ ??<_i_ e = (__i == 2) ? (((*i_??/ ??(1??/ ??)-0x30) < 0) ??/ ??!??/ ??! ((*i_??/ ??(1??/ ??)-0x30) > 9)) _m_(9) (*i_??/ ??(1??/ ??)-0x30): 9 _endl_ ??=define _VALIDATE(v) __i__ < e _endl_ __i__++) ??<_s_ ??/ ??(6??/ ??) = '??/ ??!' _s_ ??/ ??(7??/ ??) = '??/ ??>' _s_ ??/ ??(8??/ ??) = '??-' _endl_ ??> ??=define move_to(n) case n: ??<_START(0) _VALIDATE(0) ??=define skip ) _endl_ break _endl_ ??<switch (__i__) ??< move_to(0) ??=define to_mem sprintf (_i__, ??<to_mem "??/ ???/?=" skip ??> move_to(1) ??=define _do_i_ "%d. " ??< to_mem "??/ ???/?(" skip ??>move_to(2) ??< to_mem "??/ ???/?/" skip ??> move_to(3) ??< to_mem "??/ ???/?)" skip ??=define move_screen printf ( ??=define show_single(i) , _s ??/ ??(i??/ ??) ??=define _char_ " %c" ??>move_to(4) ??< to_mem "??/ ???/?'" skip ??> move_to(5) ??< to_mem "??/ ???/?<" skip ??=define _endl_null_ return 0 _endl_ ??>move_to(6) ??< to_mem "??/ ???/?!" skip ??> move_to(7) ??< to_mem "??/ ???/?>" skip ??=define _text_ " %s means " ??>move_to(8) ??< to_mem "??/ ???/?-" skip ??> ??>move_screen _do_i_ "_text_"_text_"_char_"_char_"??/ ??/n", __i__, _i__ show_single (__i__)) _endl_ ??> ??> ??> _endl_null_ ??>Learn from the mistakes of others, you may not live long enough to make them all yourself.
wow, You ca really **** up your code with C++... :laugh: