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A priest, a doctor, and an engineer are out golfing one day behind a particularly slow foursome. When the ranger comes around, they ask him why these guys are taking so long and if there is anything he can do to speed them up. The ranger replies "Oh, those guys are the group of firefighters that saved the clubhouse from burning to the ground when it caught fire last year. In the process, however, they all lost their eyesight. As thanks, we let them play whenever they want, for free." The priest says "That's so sad. I'll say a special prayer for them tonight." The doctor agrees, saying "I'll talk to my ophthalmologist friend and see if there is any way that he can help them." The engineer says "Why can't they play at night?"
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A priest, a doctor, and an engineer are out golfing one day behind a particularly slow foursome. When the ranger comes around, they ask him why these guys are taking so long and if there is anything he can do to speed them up. The ranger replies "Oh, those guys are the group of firefighters that saved the clubhouse from burning to the ground when it caught fire last year. In the process, however, they all lost their eyesight. As thanks, we let them play whenever they want, for free." The priest says "That's so sad. I'll say a special prayer for them tonight." The doctor agrees, saying "I'll talk to my ophthalmologist friend and see if there is any way that he can help them." The engineer says "Why can't they play at night?"
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A priest, a doctor, and an engineer are out golfing one day behind a particularly slow foursome. When the ranger comes around, they ask him why these guys are taking so long and if there is anything he can do to speed them up. The ranger replies "Oh, those guys are the group of firefighters that saved the clubhouse from burning to the ground when it caught fire last year. In the process, however, they all lost their eyesight. As thanks, we let them play whenever they want, for free." The priest says "That's so sad. I'll say a special prayer for them tonight." The doctor agrees, saying "I'll talk to my ophthalmologist friend and see if there is any way that he can help them." The engineer says "Why can't they play at night?"
Bwhahahaha, probably a SOFTWARE engineer :laugh:
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A priest, a doctor, and an engineer are out golfing one day behind a particularly slow foursome. When the ranger comes around, they ask him why these guys are taking so long and if there is anything he can do to speed them up. The ranger replies "Oh, those guys are the group of firefighters that saved the clubhouse from burning to the ground when it caught fire last year. In the process, however, they all lost their eyesight. As thanks, we let them play whenever they want, for free." The priest says "That's so sad. I'll say a special prayer for them tonight." The doctor agrees, saying "I'll talk to my ophthalmologist friend and see if there is any way that he can help them." The engineer says "Why can't they play at night?"
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A priest, a doctor, and an engineer are out golfing one day behind a particularly slow foursome. When the ranger comes around, they ask him why these guys are taking so long and if there is anything he can do to speed them up. The ranger replies "Oh, those guys are the group of firefighters that saved the clubhouse from burning to the ground when it caught fire last year. In the process, however, they all lost their eyesight. As thanks, we let them play whenever they want, for free." The priest says "That's so sad. I'll say a special prayer for them tonight." The doctor agrees, saying "I'll talk to my ophthalmologist friend and see if there is any way that he can help them." The engineer says "Why can't they play at night?"
The engineer asks: "Why can't they play at night?" The ranger replies: “We already tried this and it turns into disaster when we lost them in the dark. Eventually we find them playing golf on the nearby highway. There were six of them before this…“
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A priest, a doctor, and an engineer are out golfing one day behind a particularly slow foursome. When the ranger comes around, they ask him why these guys are taking so long and if there is anything he can do to speed them up. The ranger replies "Oh, those guys are the group of firefighters that saved the clubhouse from burning to the ground when it caught fire last year. In the process, however, they all lost their eyesight. As thanks, we let them play whenever they want, for free." The priest says "That's so sad. I'll say a special prayer for them tonight." The doctor agrees, saying "I'll talk to my ophthalmologist friend and see if there is any way that he can help them." The engineer says "Why can't they play at night?"
This "girl"...has it been empirically observed? A photon walks into a bar, and the bartender says "we don't serve particles here." So the photon leaves, then comes back. The bartender says, weren't you that particle before? And the photon says "Nope, I'm a wave" Steven Hawking (dressed as a priest), a nun and a rabbi all go into a bar. Bartender looks up and says: "is this some kind of joke?" Q: What did one photon say to the other photon? A: I'm sick and tired of your interference. Q: What's worse than turning biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Turning on the LHC and destroying the planet Q: What did the uranium atom say to the Jap? A: Sorry about this, but I've gotta split.
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A priest, a doctor, and an engineer are out golfing one day behind a particularly slow foursome. When the ranger comes around, they ask him why these guys are taking so long and if there is anything he can do to speed them up. The ranger replies "Oh, those guys are the group of firefighters that saved the clubhouse from burning to the ground when it caught fire last year. In the process, however, they all lost their eyesight. As thanks, we let them play whenever they want, for free." The priest says "That's so sad. I'll say a special prayer for them tonight." The doctor agrees, saying "I'll talk to my ophthalmologist friend and see if there is any way that he can help them." The engineer says "Why can't they play at night?"
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A priest, a doctor, and an engineer are out golfing one day behind a particularly slow foursome. When the ranger comes around, they ask him why these guys are taking so long and if there is anything he can do to speed them up. The ranger replies "Oh, those guys are the group of firefighters that saved the clubhouse from burning to the ground when it caught fire last year. In the process, however, they all lost their eyesight. As thanks, we let them play whenever they want, for free." The priest says "That's so sad. I'll say a special prayer for them tonight." The doctor agrees, saying "I'll talk to my ophthalmologist friend and see if there is any way that he can help them." The engineer says "Why can't they play at night?"
Q: How mant engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Approximately 1.00
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Q: How mant engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Approximately 1.00
Q: How many physicists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two - one to hold it, and the other to rotate the Universe.
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A priest, a doctor, and an engineer are out golfing one day behind a particularly slow foursome. When the ranger comes around, they ask him why these guys are taking so long and if there is anything he can do to speed them up. The ranger replies "Oh, those guys are the group of firefighters that saved the clubhouse from burning to the ground when it caught fire last year. In the process, however, they all lost their eyesight. As thanks, we let them play whenever they want, for free." The priest says "That's so sad. I'll say a special prayer for them tonight." The doctor agrees, saying "I'll talk to my ophthalmologist friend and see if there is any way that he can help them." The engineer says "Why can't they play at night?"
Q: Why do mathematicians often confuse Christmas and Halloween? A: Because Oct 31 = Dec 25. Q: What is normed, complete, and yellow? A: A Bananach space... A mathematician has been invited to speak at a conference. His talk is announced as Proof of the Riemann hypothesis. When the conference actually takes place, he speaks about something completely different. After his talk, a colleague asks him: "Did you find an error in your proof?" He replies: "No - I never had one." "But why did you make this announcement?" "That's my standard precaution - in case I die on my way to the conference..." A newlywed husband is discouraged by his wife's obsession with mathematics. Afraid of being second fiddle to her profession, he finally confronts her: "Do you love math more than me?" "Of course not, dear - I love you much more!" Happy, although sceptical, he challenges her: "Well, then prove it!" Pondering a bit, she responds: "Ok... Let epsilon be greater than zero..." A mathematician and his best friend, an engineer, attend a public lecture on geometry in thirteen-dimensional space. "How did you like it?" the mathematician wants to know after the talk. "My head's spinning", the engineer confesses. "How can you develop any intuition for thirteen-dimensional space?" "Well, it's not even difficult. All I do is visualize the situation in arbitrary N-dimensional space and then set N = 13." Q: What is non-orientable and lives in the ocean? A: Möbius Dick... I should prolly shut up... ;P
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Q: How mant engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Approximately 1.00
Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. It's a hardware problem.
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This "girl"...has it been empirically observed? A photon walks into a bar, and the bartender says "we don't serve particles here." So the photon leaves, then comes back. The bartender says, weren't you that particle before? And the photon says "Nope, I'm a wave" Steven Hawking (dressed as a priest), a nun and a rabbi all go into a bar. Bartender looks up and says: "is this some kind of joke?" Q: What did one photon say to the other photon? A: I'm sick and tired of your interference. Q: What's worse than turning biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Turning on the LHC and destroying the planet Q: What did the uranium atom say to the Jap? A: Sorry about this, but I've gotta split.