The LHC and Black Holes
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A lot of people here put my comments in their sigs. Original? Certainly, many times more often then you.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
A lot of people here put my comments in their sigs.
They are classics.
John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
Original?
Who really gives a damn if they are not.
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
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Code_Addict wrote:
If i hurt you feeling, I'm sorry :(
Not mine, but you likely pissed John off.
Just added him to my copy of Diego's script :rolleyes:
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
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That's excellent! It gave me a WTF moment when the flashing lights started up. Goes well with Kent Sharkeys CP Newsletter one liner: "What can IT learn from the Large Hadron Collider?" It's all fun and games until someone creates a black hole?
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Apparently you did not read the report on the Challenger disaster. It was found that the people with the purse strings ignored the scientists who said the rings would fail in the cold weather; this information was suppressed by their supervisors. And as far as the senseless babbling, I know my facts. Do you?
Actually, they think the root cause was human error, because the last transmission was "No bitch! Not THAT button..."
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
Howdoes everyone out there feel about the looming danger?:~
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The danger is they'll find the Higgs and boredom will dominate theretic physicist life. :-D
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[My articles]Not a chance. The history of modern science is driven by the fact that every answer generates at least three new questions.
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Apparently you did not read the report on the Challenger disaster. It was found that the people with the purse strings ignored the scientists who said the rings would fail in the cold weather; this information was suppressed by their supervisors. And as far as the senseless babbling, I know my facts. Do you?
Code_Addict wrote:
the scientists
I think the word you are looking for is "engineers." The engineers were not ignored or supressed; the word you are looking for is over-ruled.
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Not a chance. The history of modern science is driven by the fact that every answer generates at least three new questions.
Today's lesson is brought to you by the word "niggardly". Remember kids, don't attribute to racism what can be explained by Scandinavian language roots. -- Robert Royall
In fact the evidence that Higgs' boson doesn't exist is an answer. :-D
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
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The closer one is located to the black hole and the earlier one's sucked in, the better. The later you come, the bigger the throng will be. And I'd hate to be squashed by those crowds... Smithers-Jones is planning next year's holiday near Geneva
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Smithers-Jones wrote:
The later you come, the bigger the throng will be.
You can tell the kind of day I've had. When I first read that sentence, I missed the 'r' in 'throng', and thought "say what?"
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The danger is they'll find the Higgs and boredom will dominate theretic physicist life. :-D
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
[My articles]No such luck. They'll then find that there are several varieties of the Higgs, which they'll name after styles of music. The disco Higgs, of course, will be the one that causes photon formation but has no mass.
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Makes sense. Bullshit has no matter, therefore doesn't get sucked in :laugh: So, give the universe enough time to get sucked in by blackholes and all that's left is b.s. :sigh:
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
Paul Conrad wrote:
give the universe enough time to get sucked in by blackholes and all that's left is b.s.
Yep, It's called second law of thermodynamics. Damn entropy!
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Bristol lad, eh?
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I thought it was supposed to be this weekend or next week. Time to go and pay a visit to CERN's site :)
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
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This explains it all, no worries :)[^]
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No such luck. They'll then find that there are several varieties of the Higgs, which they'll name after styles of music. The disco Higgs, of course, will be the one that causes photon formation but has no mass.
Software Zen:
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Fold With Us![^]Gary R. Wheeler wrote:
No such luck. They'll then find that there are several varieties of the Higgs, which they'll name after styles of music. The disco Higgs, of course, will be the one that causes photon formation but has no mass.
:laugh: Of course I could not argue with a great physicist like you, Wheeler [^]. :)
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
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If I looked into a blackhole I'd probably see you Giving me the Illusia Source Code so we can get it back up again! No Seriously you told Don if he wanted it, he could have it. Well he's asking. Hit me back!
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If I looked into a blackhole I'd probably see you Giving me the Illusia Source Code so we can get it back up again! No Seriously you told Don if he wanted it, he could have it. Well he's asking. Hit me back!
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Hey man, Sorry it took so long for me to reply. I didn't notice this post. Give me a contact address or something. Best Wishes, -David Delaune
Dude I've been trying to get ahold of you for AGES! Don and I are interested in the Illusia Source. I've been trying to email you using the email on this site, but you probably never check it! Get back to me about Illusia, we've been talking about this for over a year and TRYING to find you lol. you can email me at zelionthunder@yahoo.com
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Hey man, Sorry it took so long for me to reply. I didn't notice this post. Give me a contact address or something. Best Wishes, -David Delaune
Dude I've been trying to get ahold of you for AGES! Don and I are interested in the Illusia Source. I've been trying to email you using the email on this site, but you probably never check it! Get back to me about Illusia, we've been talking about this for over a year and TRYING to find you lol. you can email me at zelionthunder@yahoo.com
