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    Simon P Stevens
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    meenakumar wrote:

    which way is best to watch some soft porn in office

    On your bosses computer.

    Simon

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      Michael Schubert
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      Yes.

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        #define 'dangerous' It won't kill you, but it might get you fired. Incognito mode means that it won't be recorded into your local history. It doesn't mean that the network-admin cannot check what sites you have visited. Are the images going to a private inbox, or to a company inbox? And are you reading your mail over a secure connection? Whilst no-one is watching over your shoulder? Just subscribe to CP instead, and save the biology-research for your spare time ;)

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          meenakumar wrote:

          which way is best to watch some soft porn in office

          On your bosses computer.

          Simon

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          Lost User
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          Whehe, +5 for that one :laugh:

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            MrPlankton
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            Are you "The Web Developer" using a different moniker? Questions seem vaguely familiar.

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            • S Simon P Stevens

              meenakumar wrote:

              which way is best to watch some soft porn in office

              On your bosses computer.

              Simon

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              Brady Kelly
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              That sort of happened to a fundamentalist Baptist boss of mine. Somebody used his removable drive to download and watch porn, and somehow that drive ended up at his home, where his wife discovered some shocking things. :~

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              • M MrPlankton

                Are you "The Web Developer" using a different moniker? Questions seem vaguely familiar.

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                eyeseetee
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                MrPlankton wrote:

                Questions seem vaguely familiar.

                What, daft?

                The answers posted by me are suggestions only and cannot be used in anyway against me.

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                  That sort of happened to a fundamentalist Baptist boss of mine. Somebody used his removable drive to download and watch porn, and somehow that drive ended up at his home, where his wife discovered some shocking things. :~

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                  Brady Kelly wrote:

                  Somebody used his removable drive to download and watch porn

                  That's what he says. ;)

                  Simon

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                  • M meenakumar

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                    Michael Schubert
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                    meenakumar wrote:

                    If it is dangerous

                    Yes, it's dangerous. You could break your wrist.

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                      #define 'dangerous' It won't kill you, but it might get you fired. Incognito mode means that it won't be recorded into your local history. It doesn't mean that the network-admin cannot check what sites you have visited. Are the images going to a private inbox, or to a company inbox? And are you reading your mail over a secure connection? Whilst no-one is watching over your shoulder? Just subscribe to CP instead, and save the biology-research for your spare time ;)

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                      It doesn't mean that the network-admin cannot check what sites you have visited.

                      Being a network admin myself this is easy to do. One quick and easy way is the network dns servers have rotating logs.

                      John

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                        It's their network, they can find out what you do.

                        Visit http://www.notreadytogiveup.com/[^] and do something special today.

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                          Opening a Chrome incognito window shows this warning:

                          Google Chrome wrote:

                          Going incognito doesn't affect the behavior of other people, servers, or software. Be wary of: - Websites that collect or share information about you - Internet service providers or employers that track the pages you visit - Malicious software that tracks your keystrokes in exchange for free smileys - Surveillance by secret agents - People standing behind you

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                            Go right ahead. It's perfectly safe. I do it all the time. No one will ever know. :doh:

                            But fortunately we have the nanny-state politicians who can step in to protect us poor stupid consumers, most of whom would not know a JVM from a frozen chicken. Bruce Pierson
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                            • J John M Drescher

                              eddyvluggen wrote:

                              It doesn't mean that the network-admin cannot check what sites you have visited.

                              Being a network admin myself this is easy to do. One quick and easy way is the network dns servers have rotating logs.

                              John

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                              DeepToot
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                              I was always curious about this myself. Not really for 'porn' reasons..I have better things to do. But I noticed on my work laptop they have things like BlackIce installed and probably a few other things. What all are you, as an admin, able to capture?

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                                Opening a Chrome incognito window shows this warning:

                                Google Chrome wrote:

                                Going incognito doesn't affect the behavior of other people, servers, or software. Be wary of: - Websites that collect or share information about you - Internet service providers or employers that track the pages you visit - Malicious software that tracks your keystrokes in exchange for free smileys - Surveillance by secret agents - People standing behind you

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                                Daniel Grunwald wrote:

                                - People standing behind you

                                :laugh: That's awesome. Of course they don't mention the most important thing: everything you do gets sent back to google so they can complete their exhaustive profiles of everyone on the planet. But they promise not to abuse that knowledge, so it's okay.


                                He said, "Boy I'm just old and lonely, But thank you for your concern, Here's wishing you a Happy New Year." I wished him one back in return.

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                                  I was always curious about this myself. Not really for 'porn' reasons..I have better things to do. But I noticed on my work laptop they have things like BlackIce installed and probably a few other things. What all are you, as an admin, able to capture?

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                                  John M Drescher
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                                  I do not use any client software because there is already enough information in the dns logs. The dns logs show every domain name to ipaddress lookup every computer has done over a few week period. Pretty easy to find porn sites in that. Although I admit my purpose is not to spy on users and this can be easily broken if you know the real ipaddress of the porn site and avoid any external links...

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                                    I do not use any client software because there is already enough information in the dns logs. The dns logs show every domain name to ipaddress lookup every computer has done over a few week period. Pretty easy to find porn sites in that. Although I admit my purpose is not to spy on users and this can be easily broken if you know the real ipaddress of the porn site and avoid any external links...

                                    John

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                                    Right, that makes sense. Wouldn't you use a tool though to parse that log by IP address? I work at a huge company and I can imagine their dns log's are outrageous, there would have to be a reason to sift through the logs, or take the time to do it. I'm not too concerned about porn sites, but I don't want to get hammered if I can be seen going to Monster.com or something, or myspace even. I thought it was a good idea for chrome to have the cognito option on it. But at work there really isn't much difference. You can get the same affect without cognito by just remembering to clear private data before you close - unless cognito does something different.

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                                      Right, that makes sense. Wouldn't you use a tool though to parse that log by IP address? I work at a huge company and I can imagine their dns log's are outrageous, there would have to be a reason to sift through the logs, or take the time to do it. I'm not too concerned about porn sites, but I don't want to get hammered if I can be seen going to Monster.com or something, or myspace even. I thought it was a good idea for chrome to have the cognito option on it. But at work there really isn't much difference. You can get the same affect without cognito by just remembering to clear private data before you close - unless cognito does something different.

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                                      John M Drescher
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                                      The dns servers are on linux and have GB of free space for the logs since most of the dns servers are installed as their own machine. I could easily sort and search for porn sites against a list automatically and nightly using a cron job. And then if anything is found it could email me the ip addresses of the computers that were visiting these sites. A second approach is below: http://voices.washingtonpost.com/securityfix/2007/06/a_softwarefree_approach_to_blo.html[^]

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                                        Like already mentioned, the browser not tracking the pages isn't the issue. Any sane business has a firewall these days. And it's tracking everything going in and out. Here, we track the client hostname+IP, target hostname+IP, file, time, user logged in, size, etc. The admins analyze the hit frequency, bandwith load, check the hosts against common lists. Unless the person is under inspection by the boss, they don't do anything about it. If the network is groaning and lights are dimming from the pr0n or P2P, you're gonna get it. If your work is slipping, or you are up for promotion, better watch your surfing.

                                        Cheetah. Ferret. Gonads. What more can I say? - Pete O'Hanlon

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                                        • S Simon P Stevens

                                          meenakumar wrote:

                                          which way is best to watch some soft porn in office

                                          On your bosses computer.

                                          Simon

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                                          Bassam Abdul Baki
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                                          While sitting on his lap. :)


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