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    Having just read http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/2188107.stm[^] I have just heard the sound of Arthur C. Clarke laughing quietly to himself in Sri Lanka - or maybe it's just time to take my pills again... :omg: The only thing I have to say is, please don't award Microsoft the contract to supply the lift's OS - just think about seeing the Blue Screen Of Death at floor 94247!! :wtf: JohnJ X| Life is hard and then you die! X| http://www.rainbow-innov.co.uk[^]

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      Having just read http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/2188107.stm[^] I have just heard the sound of Arthur C. Clarke laughing quietly to himself in Sri Lanka - or maybe it's just time to take my pills again... :omg: The only thing I have to say is, please don't award Microsoft the contract to supply the lift's OS - just think about seeing the Blue Screen Of Death at floor 94247!! :wtf: JohnJ X| Life is hard and then you die! X| http://www.rainbow-innov.co.uk[^]

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      One nut with a plane can bring the whole thing down. Sounds like a REALLY stupid idea to me. Tim Smith "Programmers are always surrounded by complexity; we can not avoid it... If our basic tool, the language in which we design and code our programs, is also complicated, the language itself becomes part of the problem rather that part of the solution." Hoare - 1980 ACM Turing Award Lecture

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        One nut with a plane can bring the whole thing down. Sounds like a REALLY stupid idea to me. Tim Smith "Programmers are always surrounded by complexity; we can not avoid it... If our basic tool, the language in which we design and code our programs, is also complicated, the language itself becomes part of the problem rather that part of the solution." Hoare - 1980 ACM Turing Award Lecture

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        David Stone
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        I've heard the idea before. What they would do is use carbon tubing. If they can get it big enough, it's supposed to be lighter than paper and stronger than titanium... David Stone It seemed similar to someone saying, "Would you like to meet my knife collection?" Ryan Johnston on Elaine's sig

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          One nut with a plane can bring the whole thing down. Sounds like a REALLY stupid idea to me. Tim Smith "Programmers are always surrounded by complexity; we can not avoid it... If our basic tool, the language in which we design and code our programs, is also complicated, the language itself becomes part of the problem rather that part of the solution." Hoare - 1980 ACM Turing Award Lecture

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          JohnJ
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          Quite right...I can hear more laughter from Sri Lanka - pass the pills again! :laugh: JohnJ X| Life is hard and then you die! X| http://www.rainbow-innov.co.uk[^]

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            Having just read http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/2188107.stm[^] I have just heard the sound of Arthur C. Clarke laughing quietly to himself in Sri Lanka - or maybe it's just time to take my pills again... :omg: The only thing I have to say is, please don't award Microsoft the contract to supply the lift's OS - just think about seeing the Blue Screen Of Death at floor 94247!! :wtf: JohnJ X| Life is hard and then you die! X| http://www.rainbow-innov.co.uk[^]

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            David Wulff
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            If there is one thing I can hate my parents for it is for having sex fifty years too early... I'm gonna be way too old when all this cool stuff becomes reality (this, and/or others). :((


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              Having just read http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/2188107.stm[^] I have just heard the sound of Arthur C. Clarke laughing quietly to himself in Sri Lanka - or maybe it's just time to take my pills again... :omg: The only thing I have to say is, please don't award Microsoft the contract to supply the lift's OS - just think about seeing the Blue Screen Of Death at floor 94247!! :wtf: JohnJ X| Life is hard and then you die! X| http://www.rainbow-innov.co.uk[^]

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              ""In the next 15 years you could have 10 elevators up, you could have large elevators, you could have thrown an elevator to Mars," he said.* In the same way that we'll all be flying hovercars and having hologrammatic relatives in the next 15 years...

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                If there is one thing I can hate my parents for it is for having sex fifty years too early... I'm gonna be way too old when all this cool stuff becomes reality (this, and/or others). :((


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                JohnJ
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                You think you have got problems..mine must have been at least 70 years early :(( Whatever, we probably both will miss it! JohnJ X| Life is hard and then you die! X| http://www.rainbow-innov.co.uk[^]

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                  ""In the next 15 years you could have 10 elevators up, you could have large elevators, you could have thrown an elevator to Mars," he said.* In the same way that we'll all be flying hovercars and having hologrammatic relatives in the next 15 years...

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                  Oh God..Beam me up Scotty ;P JohnJ X| Life is hard and then you die! X| http://www.rainbow-innov.co.uk[^]

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                    I've heard the idea before. What they would do is use carbon tubing. If they can get it big enough, it's supposed to be lighter than paper and stronger than titanium... David Stone It seemed similar to someone saying, "Would you like to meet my knife collection?" Ryan Johnston on Elaine's sig

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                    But think about a coke can. Sure you can stand on it. But the moment it gets the least bit deformed. CRUNCH!!! Tim Smith "Programmers are always surrounded by complexity; we can not avoid it... If our basic tool, the language in which we design and code our programs, is also complicated, the language itself becomes part of the problem rather that part of the solution." Hoare - 1980 ACM Turing Award Lecture

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                      ""In the next 15 years you could have 10 elevators up, you could have large elevators, you could have thrown an elevator to Mars," he said.* In the same way that we'll all be flying hovercars and having hologrammatic relatives in the next 15 years...

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                      heh. elevator to mars. nevermind that mars doesn't stay at a fixed position relative the the earth. that elevator is going to go directly through the sun at least once a year, and is going to have to be able to extend and contract the full diameter of the earth's orbit once a year. heh. fun stuff, science (fiction) :) -c


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                        heh. elevator to mars. nevermind that mars doesn't stay at a fixed position relative the the earth. that elevator is going to go directly through the sun at least once a year, and is going to have to be able to extend and contract the full diameter of the earth's orbit once a year. heh. fun stuff, science (fiction) :) -c


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                        Chris Losinger wrote: that elevator is going to go directly through the sun at least once a year, Brings another meaning to "heading for the sun" doesn't it. :)

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                          ""In the next 15 years you could have 10 elevators up, you could have large elevators, you could have thrown an elevator to Mars," he said.* In the same way that we'll all be flying hovercars and having hologrammatic relatives in the next 15 years...

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                          SIMON WALTON qouted: you could have thrown an elevator to Mars That is really funny. You would need a variable length cable that could handle being stretched through the sun at certain times. [Edit] Apparently Chris Losinger had the same thought I did [/Edit] Ryan Johnston

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                            heh. elevator to mars. nevermind that mars doesn't stay at a fixed position relative the the earth. that elevator is going to go directly through the sun at least once a year, and is going to have to be able to extend and contract the full diameter of the earth's orbit once a year. heh. fun stuff, science (fiction) :) -c


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                            Actually that is a bit mis-interpreted. What the article suggested was running the cable to a satelite in earth's orbit. This 'elevator' just becomes a giant catapult where objects are sent up to the satelite then off the cable to its destination. James "And we are all men; apart from the females." - Colin Davies

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                              SIMON WALTON qouted: you could have thrown an elevator to Mars That is really funny. You would need a variable length cable that could handle being stretched through the sun at certain times. [Edit] Apparently Chris Losinger had the same thought I did [/Edit] Ryan Johnston

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                              I think the article meant building an elevator and sending it to Mars for use there, not one that would stretch from Earth to Mars. I'm not a real reverend, I just play one on CP.

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                                I think the article meant building an elevator and sending it to Mars for use there, not one that would stretch from Earth to Mars. I'm not a real reverend, I just play one on CP.

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                                Yeah, I wondered about that Mars bit... bit it seems it makes less sense on Mars or the moon than on Earh, becuase gravity is lower on the moon and Mars, so it would not be as difficult to launch things into space as it is from Earth. You are special and unique, just like everyone else.

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                                  Actually that is a bit mis-interpreted. What the article suggested was running the cable to a satelite in earth's orbit. This 'elevator' just becomes a giant catapult where objects are sent up to the satelite then off the cable to its destination. James "And we are all men; apart from the females." - Colin Davies

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                                  James T. Johnson wrote: Actually that is a bit mis-interpreted but the misinterpretation was more fun! :) -c


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                                    Yeah, I wondered about that Mars bit... bit it seems it makes less sense on Mars or the moon than on Earh, becuase gravity is lower on the moon and Mars, so it would not be as difficult to launch things into space as it is from Earth. You are special and unique, just like everyone else.

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                                    Stan Shannon
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                                    Lower, but still significant. Such an elevator would be even more cost effective to build on those places (once we were established there) because it could be much smaller, but still provide the same cost to benefit ratio. I'm not a real reverend, I just play one on CP.

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                                      Having just read http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/2188107.stm[^] I have just heard the sound of Arthur C. Clarke laughing quietly to himself in Sri Lanka - or maybe it's just time to take my pills again... :omg: The only thing I have to say is, please don't award Microsoft the contract to supply the lift's OS - just think about seeing the Blue Screen Of Death at floor 94247!! :wtf: JohnJ X| Life is hard and then you die! X| http://www.rainbow-innov.co.uk[^]

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                                      Eddie Velasquez
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                                      At least it's an elevator and not a ladder! :omg: ;P


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                                        If there is one thing I can hate my parents for it is for having sex fifty years too early... I'm gonna be way too old when all this cool stuff becomes reality (this, and/or others). :((


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                                        Domenic Denicola
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                                        Mwuahahahaha! * Evil cackling laughter ensues *

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                                          Having just read http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/2188107.stm[^] I have just heard the sound of Arthur C. Clarke laughing quietly to himself in Sri Lanka - or maybe it's just time to take my pills again... :omg: The only thing I have to say is, please don't award Microsoft the contract to supply the lift's OS - just think about seeing the Blue Screen Of Death at floor 94247!! :wtf: JohnJ X| Life is hard and then you die! X| http://www.rainbow-innov.co.uk[^]

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                                          People interested in the idea of a space elevator should get their hands on Kim Stanley Robinson's Mars Trilogy (Red Mars, Green Mars, and Blue Mars), in which they (science fiction characters) actually build one of these. Awesome books all round. - Jason (SonorkID 100.611) The Code Project - Orange makes the art grow fonder

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