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  • D Dalek Dave

    I couldn't see that, my Ariel wasn't good enough!

    ------------------------------------ Credit is a system whereby a person who can not pay gets another person who can not pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens

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    leppie
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    Congratulations, you just won the driest joke of the week award ;P (I find them funny though)

    xacc.ide - now with TabsToSpaces support
    IronScheme - 1.0 alpha 4a out now (29 May 2008)
    ((lambda (x) `((lambda (x) ,x) ',x)) '`((lambda (x) ,x) ',x))

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      Congratulations, you just won the driest joke of the week award ;P (I find them funny though)

      xacc.ide - now with TabsToSpaces support
      IronScheme - 1.0 alpha 4a out now (29 May 2008)
      ((lambda (x) `((lambda (x) ,x) ',x)) '`((lambda (x) ,x) ',x))

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      Dalek Dave
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      I thank you from the bottom of my sole!

      ------------------------------------ Credit is a system whereby a person who can not pay gets another person who can not pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens

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      • D Dalek Dave

        Ravel H. Joyce wrote:

        'Hot twilight-fish prostitute'?

        I think you have seen some very odd films! Although so have I :)

        ------------------------------------ Credit is a system whereby a person who can not pay gets another person who can not pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens

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        soap brain
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        Oddness is goodness. That's why they're spelled practically the same, if you change a few of the letters and add a 'g'. But seriously, I just look for any excuse to cram that into a conversation, even under the guise of a cryptic crossword solution.

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        • D Dalek Dave

          I thank you from the bottom of my sole!

          ------------------------------------ Credit is a system whereby a person who can not pay gets another person who can not pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens

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          Rajesh R Subramanian
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          Dalek Dave wrote:

          I thank you from the bottom of my sole!

          :laugh: That was a hard blow.

          Many are stubborn in pursuit of the path they have chosen, few in pursuit of the goal - Friedrich Nietzsche .·´¯`·->Rajesh<-·´¯`·. [Microsoft MVP - Visual C++]

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          • R Rajesh R Subramanian

            Dalek Dave wrote:

            I thank you from the bottom of my sole!

            :laugh: That was a hard blow.

            Many are stubborn in pursuit of the path they have chosen, few in pursuit of the goal - Friedrich Nietzsche .·´¯`·->Rajesh<-·´¯`·. [Microsoft MVP - Visual C++]

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            Dalek Dave
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            There's no plaice for that sort of comment!

            ------------------------------------ Credit is a system whereby a person who can not pay gets another person who can not pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens

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            • S soap brain

              Oddness is goodness. That's why they're spelled practically the same, if you change a few of the letters and add a 'g'. But seriously, I just look for any excuse to cram that into a conversation, even under the guise of a cryptic crossword solution.

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              Dalek Dave
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              Oodness is Goodness! See here[^] for an Ood!

              ------------------------------------ Credit is a system whereby a person who can not pay gets another person who can not pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens

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              • D Dalek Dave

                There's no plaice for that sort of comment!

                ------------------------------------ Credit is a system whereby a person who can not pay gets another person who can not pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens

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                Rajesh R Subramanian
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                Saree Dalek!

                Many are stubborn in pursuit of the path they have chosen, few in pursuit of the goal - Friedrich Nietzsche .·´¯`·->Rajesh<-·´¯`·. [Microsoft MVP - Visual C++]

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                • R Rajesh R Subramanian

                  Saree Dalek!

                  Many are stubborn in pursuit of the path they have chosen, few in pursuit of the goal - Friedrich Nietzsche .·´¯`·->Rajesh<-·´¯`·. [Microsoft MVP - Visual C++]

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                  Dalek Dave
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                  Saree? I know it is a long cloth sash type dress from India but I am unaware what else it relates to, is it fishy?

                  ------------------------------------ Credit is a system whereby a person who can not pay gets another person who can not pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens

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                  • D Dalek Dave

                    Saree? I know it is a long cloth sash type dress from India but I am unaware what else it relates to, is it fishy?

                    ------------------------------------ Credit is a system whereby a person who can not pay gets another person who can not pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens

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                    Rajesh R Subramanian
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                    You: I thank you from the bottom of my sole. (Hitting leppie with your shoe?) My comment: That was a hard blow. You: There's no plaice for that sort of comment. My comment: Saree, Dalek. I thought we were playing a game of words. Now, you won't tell me those were actual typos in your messages, would you? :)

                    Many are stubborn in pursuit of the path they have chosen, few in pursuit of the goal - Friedrich Nietzsche .·´¯`·->Rajesh<-·´¯`·. [Microsoft MVP - Visual C++]

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                    • D Dalek Dave

                      Oodness is Goodness! See here[^] for an Ood!

                      ------------------------------------ Credit is a system whereby a person who can not pay gets another person who can not pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens

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                      soap brain
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                      Aren't they those obedient slaves that throw their dangly balls at people until they simply die. :rolleyes: Isn't that called 'teabagging'?

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                      • R Rajesh R Subramanian

                        You: I thank you from the bottom of my sole. (Hitting leppie with your shoe?) My comment: That was a hard blow. You: There's no plaice for that sort of comment. My comment: Saree, Dalek. I thought we were playing a game of words. Now, you won't tell me those were actual typos in your messages, would you? :)

                        Many are stubborn in pursuit of the path they have chosen, few in pursuit of the goal - Friedrich Nietzsche .·´¯`·->Rajesh<-·´¯`·. [Microsoft MVP - Visual C++]

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                        Dalek Dave
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                        Sole - Fish Plaice - Fish Previously - Leppie mentioned "The Little Mermaid" - Half Fish I went on about Ariel, - The name of the Little Mermaid. There is a theme emerging here.

                        ------------------------------------ Credit is a system whereby a person who can not pay gets another person who can not pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens

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                        • S soap brain

                          Aren't they those obedient slaves that throw their dangly balls at people until they simply die. :rolleyes: Isn't that called 'teabagging'?

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                          Dalek Dave
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                          I am shocked at you knowing what teabagging is! No, not really. They carry their brains in those balls... (Make up your own punchline!) :)

                          ------------------------------------ Credit is a system whereby a person who can not pay gets another person who can not pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens

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                          • D Dalek Dave

                            Sole - Fish Plaice - Fish Previously - Leppie mentioned "The Little Mermaid" - Half Fish I went on about Ariel, - The name of the Little Mermaid. There is a theme emerging here.

                            ------------------------------------ Credit is a system whereby a person who can not pay gets another person who can not pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens

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                            Rajesh R Subramanian
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                            Ah, sole means a fish too. I took it for the shoe sole. :)

                            Many are stubborn in pursuit of the path they have chosen, few in pursuit of the goal - Friedrich Nietzsche .·´¯`·->Rajesh<-·´¯`·. [Microsoft MVP - Visual C++]

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                            • R Rajesh R Subramanian

                              Ah, sole means a fish too. I took it for the shoe sole. :)

                              Many are stubborn in pursuit of the path they have chosen, few in pursuit of the goal - Friedrich Nietzsche .·´¯`·->Rajesh<-·´¯`·. [Microsoft MVP - Visual C++]

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                              Dalek Dave
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                              Bad Gag time... A soldier is blown up by a land mine, and all that was found was his left foot. This is flown home to his parents who want to bury him, but only have this foot. The local vicar is very understanding and says it is fine to have a full service and burial, after all, A foot does have a soul!

                              ------------------------------------ Credit is a system whereby a person who can not pay gets another person who can not pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens

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                              • S soap brain

                                Aren't they those obedient slaves that throw their dangly balls at people until they simply die. :rolleyes: Isn't that called 'teabagging'?

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                                Baconbutty
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                                ermmmm not quite. :-O

                                I still remember having to write your own code in FORTRAN rather than be a cut and paste merchant being pampered by colour coded Intellisense - ahh proper programming - those were the days :)

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                                  ermmmm not quite. :-O

                                  I still remember having to write your own code in FORTRAN rather than be a cut and paste merchant being pampered by colour coded Intellisense - ahh proper programming - those were the days :)

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                                  Dalek Dave
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                                  Well ok, part of them!

                                  ------------------------------------ Credit is a system whereby a person who can not pay gets another person who can not pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens

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                                  • D Dalek Dave

                                    There's no plaice for that sort of comment!

                                    ------------------------------------ Credit is a system whereby a person who can not pay gets another person who can not pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens

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                                    Mycroft Holmes
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                                    :omg:

                                    Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                                    • D Dalek Dave

                                      I am shocked at you knowing what teabagging is! No, not really. They carry their brains in those balls... (Make up your own punchline!) :)

                                      ------------------------------------ Credit is a system whereby a person who can not pay gets another person who can not pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens

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                                      soap brain
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                                      Dalek Dave wrote:

                                      I am shocked at you knowing what teabagging is! No, not really.

                                      :-D

                                      Dalek Dave wrote:

                                      They carry their brains in those balls... (Make up your own punchline!) Smile

                                      Nope, I got nuthin'. :doh:

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                                      • D Dalek Dave

                                        Bad Gag time... A soldier is blown up by a land mine, and all that was found was his left foot. This is flown home to his parents who want to bury him, but only have this foot. The local vicar is very understanding and says it is fine to have a full service and burial, after all, A foot does have a soul!

                                        ------------------------------------ Credit is a system whereby a person who can not pay gets another person who can not pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens

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                                        soap brain
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                                        You should do stand-up. So I can boo you off stage. :rose:

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                                          You should do stand-up. So I can boo you off stage. :rose:

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                                          Dalek Dave
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                                          You'd leave no turn un-stoned.

                                          ------------------------------------ Credit is a system whereby a person who can not pay gets another person who can not pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens

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