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The most painful thing in the world.

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  • D Dalek Dave

    A Lego brick, in the dark, at 3.00 am whilst going for a P. You can't even yell out, coz it will raise the house. Standing(Hopping) silently whilst whispering "F*!%" several times is the only way to dissipate the pain!

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    Gretna
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    Yeah agreed and its always the smallest brick as well. :)

    "When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. They're on TV" - Homer Simpson

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    • S Simon P Stevens

      Forget child birth, forget being kicked in the gentlemen zone, forget everything. Treading barefoot on an upturned plug beats them all....

      Simon

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      NormDroid
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      I'll second that - ouch! X|

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      • H hairy_hats

        Why does it amuse women so much when men get hurt?

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        Dalek Dave
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        They have a well developed sense of schadenfraude! :)

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        • D Dalek Dave

          I once sat naked on a 74HC04 (a hex inverter for those unaware), it didn't hurt, but it did stick to my arse, and I was walking around for five minutes before finally understanding why my wife was wetting herself with laughter. It only hurt when I removed it!

          ------------------------------------ Credit is a system whereby a person who can not pay gets another person who can not pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens

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          Michael Schubert
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          Hehe, very funny. How could you possibly not feel it? The pins are like 6 or 7 millimeters long!

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          • D Dalek Dave

            They have a well developed sense of schadenfraude! :)

            ------------------------------------ Credit is a system whereby a person who can not pay gets another person who can not pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens

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            Michael Schubert
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            Dalek Dave wrote:

            schadenfraude

            That would be Schadenfreude

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            • M Michael Schubert

              Dalek Dave wrote:

              schadenfraude

              That would be Schadenfreude

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              Dalek Dave
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              Oops, typo. (or Braino)

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              • M Michael Schubert

                Hehe, very funny. How could you possibly not feel it? The pins are like 6 or 7 millimeters long!

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                Dalek Dave
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                Let us just say that there was some blubbery protection, and it didn't peirce too deeply!

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                • L leppie

                  Nope, nothing beats an abscess in your tooth.

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                  Lost User
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                  Quite bad.

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                  • L leppie

                    Nope, nothing beats an abscess in your tooth.

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                    Luke Lovegrove
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                    I don't get that. I've had one before (it ended up in root canal) and it was completely painless... I had a lump appear in the gum which disappeared in a week. Although it did take 4 different dentists to pick which tooth to work on... My mother once had one on 4 teeth once and had no idea about it either... On the other hand, braces on your teeth are excruciating when they're first put on. I tried a number of painkillers and not one of them made a difference. Even drinking felt painful. Trying to play a piccolo with braces on your front teeth is a whole different experience though!

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                    • L Luke Lovegrove

                      I don't get that. I've had one before (it ended up in root canal) and it was completely painless... I had a lump appear in the gum which disappeared in a week. Although it did take 4 different dentists to pick which tooth to work on... My mother once had one on 4 teeth once and had no idea about it either... On the other hand, braces on your teeth are excruciating when they're first put on. I tried a number of painkillers and not one of them made a difference. Even drinking felt painful. Trying to play a piccolo with braces on your front teeth is a whole different experience though!

                      ------------------------ Luke Lovegrove ------------------------

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                      leppie
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                      Consider yourself lucky :)

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                      • S Simon P Stevens

                        Forget child birth, forget being kicked in the gentlemen zone, forget everything. Treading barefoot on an upturned plug beats them all....

                        Simon

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                        Gary Kirkham
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                        Children probably don't play with them any more, but stepping on jacks [^]in the middle if the night isn't much fun either.

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                        • D Dalek Dave

                          Yes but his gentleman's vegetables were decorative only! He was born with a lady garden!

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                          Zhat
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                          Dalek Dave wrote:

                          He was born with a lady garden!

                          Ah, he was a Bush Hog?

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                          • S Simon P Stevens

                            Forget child birth, forget being kicked in the gentlemen zone, forget everything. Treading barefoot on an upturned plug beats them all....

                            Simon

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                            Gary R Wheeler
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                            Simon Stevens wrote:

                            Treading barefoot on an upturned plug beats them all....

                            Wrong, wrong, wrong. You utter pansy. Stepping on a pile of spilled LEGO's hurts a hell of a lot worse.

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