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X-Files Movie....Sucks

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    Dalek Dave
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    I was disappointed, I wanted more, I wanted X-Files at it's peak, what I got was a load of old cobblers. Billy Connolly played his usual role, "Man who can't act thrust into a film because he is famous" Fatuous pile of smouldering doggy doo's. Other than that I quite liked it... No, I didn't really. I am glad I didn't pay to see it, a pirated copy is all it is worth. There, glad I got that off my chest.

    ------------------------------------ Credit is a system whereby a person who can not pay gets another person who can not pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens

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      I was disappointed, I wanted more, I wanted X-Files at it's peak, what I got was a load of old cobblers. Billy Connolly played his usual role, "Man who can't act thrust into a film because he is famous" Fatuous pile of smouldering doggy doo's. Other than that I quite liked it... No, I didn't really. I am glad I didn't pay to see it, a pirated copy is all it is worth. There, glad I got that off my chest.

      ------------------------------------ Credit is a system whereby a person who can not pay gets another person who can not pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens

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      martin_hughes
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      Ding, Dong! [Sound of door opening] Sinister Suited Person: Dalek Dave? Dalek Dave: Errr... yes? SSP: We have reason to believe that you're in possession or know the whereabouts of a pirated copy of the XFiles movie. DD: Yeah... you see the thing about that is... errr... I don't know what you're talking about! SSP: Agent Scully! Prepare the anal probe!

      Ahoy! Martin Hughes

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        Ding, Dong! [Sound of door opening] Sinister Suited Person: Dalek Dave? Dalek Dave: Errr... yes? SSP: We have reason to believe that you're in possession or know the whereabouts of a pirated copy of the XFiles movie. DD: Yeah... you see the thing about that is... errr... I don't know what you're talking about! SSP: Agent Scully! Prepare the anal probe!

        Ahoy! Martin Hughes

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        Dalek Dave
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        martin_hughes wrote:

        SSP: Agent Scully! Prepare the anal probe

        Oh no, Not Again!, Not...The ANAL PROBE! It took three pounds of butter and a leather strap to get it out last time, and I was only a day late returning a library book!

        ------------------------------------ Credit is a system whereby a person who can not pay gets another person who can not pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens

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          martin_hughes wrote:

          SSP: Agent Scully! Prepare the anal probe

          Oh no, Not Again!, Not...The ANAL PROBE! It took three pounds of butter and a leather strap to get it out last time, and I was only a day late returning a library book!

          ------------------------------------ Credit is a system whereby a person who can not pay gets another person who can not pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens

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          martin_hughes
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          You don't mess with librarians. I don't care who you are or what you do, you DO NOT MESS WITH LIBRARIANS. Anything just short of messing with librarians is ok, though. So long as you own and at least occasionally wear a cardigan.

          Ahoy! Martin Hughes

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            You don't mess with librarians. I don't care who you are or what you do, you DO NOT MESS WITH LIBRARIANS. Anything just short of messing with librarians is ok, though. So long as you own and at least occasionally wear a cardigan.

            Ahoy! Martin Hughes

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            Dalek Dave
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            Cardigan?...Check Is it beige?...Check Hush Puppies?...Check Ultimate Respect for Librarians and the the full knowledge of the power they wield with the little book stampy things?...Check

            ------------------------------------ Credit is a system whereby a person who can not pay gets another person who can not pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens

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            • D Dalek Dave

              I was disappointed, I wanted more, I wanted X-Files at it's peak, what I got was a load of old cobblers. Billy Connolly played his usual role, "Man who can't act thrust into a film because he is famous" Fatuous pile of smouldering doggy doo's. Other than that I quite liked it... No, I didn't really. I am glad I didn't pay to see it, a pirated copy is all it is worth. There, glad I got that off my chest.

              ------------------------------------ Credit is a system whereby a person who can not pay gets another person who can not pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens

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              Christian Graus
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              I didn't even consider giving my time to such drivel. And I was a huge fan of the early show.

              Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.

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                You don't mess with librarians. I don't care who you are or what you do, you DO NOT MESS WITH LIBRARIANS. Anything just short of messing with librarians is ok, though. So long as you own and at least occasionally wear a cardigan.

                Ahoy! Martin Hughes

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                Henry Minute
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                My very good friend Conan the Librarian has never owned a cardigan. Cheers Henry Minute

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                  I was disappointed, I wanted more, I wanted X-Files at it's peak, what I got was a load of old cobblers. Billy Connolly played his usual role, "Man who can't act thrust into a film because he is famous" Fatuous pile of smouldering doggy doo's. Other than that I quite liked it... No, I didn't really. I am glad I didn't pay to see it, a pirated copy is all it is worth. There, glad I got that off my chest.

                  ------------------------------------ Credit is a system whereby a person who can not pay gets another person who can not pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens

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                  DaveX86
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                  Totally agree...it sucked. It was like they just dug up a leftover script that wasn't worth making an episode out of.

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                  • D Dalek Dave

                    martin_hughes wrote:

                    SSP: Agent Scully! Prepare the anal probe

                    Oh no, Not Again!, Not...The ANAL PROBE! It took three pounds of butter and a leather strap to get it out last time, and I was only a day late returning a library book!

                    ------------------------------------ Credit is a system whereby a person who can not pay gets another person who can not pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens

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                    Jim Crafton
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                    Yeah but this is Agent Scully!

                    ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog

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                      Yeah but this is Agent Scully!

                      ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog

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                      busum
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                      Jim Crafton wrote:

                      Yeah but this is Agent Scully!

                      That's her head, maybe, but whose body is it on?

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                        I was disappointed, I wanted more, I wanted X-Files at it's peak, what I got was a load of old cobblers. Billy Connolly played his usual role, "Man who can't act thrust into a film because he is famous" Fatuous pile of smouldering doggy doo's. Other than that I quite liked it... No, I didn't really. I am glad I didn't pay to see it, a pirated copy is all it is worth. There, glad I got that off my chest.

                        ------------------------------------ Credit is a system whereby a person who can not pay gets another person who can not pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens

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                        Deian
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                        Yeah, it sucks big time!

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                        • M martin_hughes

                          You don't mess with librarians. I don't care who you are or what you do, you DO NOT MESS WITH LIBRARIANS. Anything just short of messing with librarians is ok, though. So long as you own and at least occasionally wear a cardigan.

                          Ahoy! Martin Hughes

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                          Lost User
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                          Ook!

                          Visit http://www.notreadytogiveup.com/[^] and do something special today.

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                            I was disappointed, I wanted more, I wanted X-Files at it's peak, what I got was a load of old cobblers. Billy Connolly played his usual role, "Man who can't act thrust into a film because he is famous" Fatuous pile of smouldering doggy doo's. Other than that I quite liked it... No, I didn't really. I am glad I didn't pay to see it, a pirated copy is all it is worth. There, glad I got that off my chest.

                            ------------------------------------ Credit is a system whereby a person who can not pay gets another person who can not pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens

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                            Rocky Moore
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                            Yep, way too little way too late. Was a good series, but as usual, you cannot keep all the cast happy and the show tanks.. I was hoping for much more than that lame duck movie. Oh well, RIP..

                            Rocky <>< Recent Blog Post: Browser Wars – IE lost – Firefox rising..

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                            • M martin_hughes

                              You don't mess with librarians. I don't care who you are or what you do, you DO NOT MESS WITH LIBRARIANS. Anything just short of messing with librarians is ok, though. So long as you own and at least occasionally wear a cardigan.

                              Ahoy! Martin Hughes

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                              Gary R Wheeler
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                              I used to work at a library when I was a kid. The lady who handled overdue fines was scary.

                              Software Zen: delete this;
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                                I was disappointed, I wanted more, I wanted X-Files at it's peak, what I got was a load of old cobblers. Billy Connolly played his usual role, "Man who can't act thrust into a film because he is famous" Fatuous pile of smouldering doggy doo's. Other than that I quite liked it... No, I didn't really. I am glad I didn't pay to see it, a pirated copy is all it is worth. There, glad I got that off my chest.

                                ------------------------------------ Credit is a system whereby a person who can not pay gets another person who can not pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens

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                                Gary R Wheeler
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                                My wife and I were fans of the show. She liked the movie :rolleyes:. I thought it stank, but kept my mouth shut for her sake.

                                Software Zen: delete this;
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                                  I was disappointed, I wanted more, I wanted X-Files at it's peak, what I got was a load of old cobblers. Billy Connolly played his usual role, "Man who can't act thrust into a film because he is famous" Fatuous pile of smouldering doggy doo's. Other than that I quite liked it... No, I didn't really. I am glad I didn't pay to see it, a pirated copy is all it is worth. There, glad I got that off my chest.

                                  ------------------------------------ Credit is a system whereby a person who can not pay gets another person who can not pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens

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                                  MikoTheTerrible
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                                  Worst Movie Ever! :) I was very disappointed when I saw it, it was the extra movie at the drive-in so really I like to think I paid for the other movie and not the crap-files. It's a shame too because I really liked the TV show and even the first movie.:~

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