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If only you could debug a woman...

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    Daniel Cohen Gindi
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    What would you fix?

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      What would you fix?

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      keyboard warrior
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      perhaps we should say "if you could debug people" unless errors are exclusive to women? :suss:

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        perhaps we should say "if you could debug people" unless errors are exclusive to women? :suss:

        ----------------------------------------------------------- "When I first saw it, I just thought that you really, really enjoyed programming in java." - Leslie Sanford

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        Daniel Turini
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        jgasm wrote:

        unless errors are exclusive to women?

        Some errors are version specific.

        I see dead pixels Yes, even I am blogging now!

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          What would you fix?

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          Maximilien
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          Nothing.

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            jgasm wrote:

            unless errors are exclusive to women?

            Some errors are version specific.

            I see dead pixels Yes, even I am blogging now!

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            keyboard warrior
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            :laugh: nice one. if only i were witty enough to make some kind of HUMAN OS joke. guess i need an upgrade.

            ----------------------------------------------------------- "When I first saw it, I just thought that you really, really enjoyed programming in java." - Leslie Sanford

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              What would you fix?

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              Lost User
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              You. Elaine.

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                What would you fix?

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                Lost User
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                Daniel Cohen Gindi wrote:

                What would you fix?

                I'd make mine incredibly rich. :-D

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                  What would you fix?

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                  Ennis Ray Lynch Jr
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                  I would override the b* method.

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                    What would you fix?

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                    xcavin
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                    Will hard-code:

                    if (name == "cavin")
                    {
                    eAccessPrevilage = "Administrator";
                    }

                    modified on Tuesday, October 14, 2008 4:23 PM

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                      Will hard-code:

                      if (name == "cavin")
                      {
                      eAccessPrevilage = "Administrator";
                      }

                      modified on Tuesday, October 14, 2008 4:23 PM

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                      Daniel Turini
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                      OMG, a backdoor! :omg:

                      I see dead pixels Yes, even I am blogging now!

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                        What would you fix?

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                        Pete OHanlon
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                        Well, I think I'd insert a subroutine into Salma Hayek to find me absolutely irresistible. Apart from that, nothing - because women are wonderful and should be cherished.

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                          What would you fix?

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                          PIEBALDconsult
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                          How about:

                          [System.ObsoleteAttribute(true)]
                          public class BreastCancer : Ailments.Cancer
                          {
                          ...
                          }

                          And maybe add more unit tests. :cool:

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                            OMG, a backdoor! :omg:

                            I see dead pixels Yes, even I am blogging now!

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                            keyboard warrior
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                            OMG, a pun! :omg:

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                              What would you fix?

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                              Jim Crafton
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                              You've clearly not been around many women. You let them run in Release mode, and stay the hell out of their way. Debugging, in this case, is for nut jobs and lunatics with an extraordinarily high pain threshold. Oh and Pete's suggestion is a good one, only I'd add the Triumvirate to the list - Bellucci, Berry, and Hayek.

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                                Well, I think I'd insert a subroutine into Salma Hayek to find me absolutely irresistible. Apart from that, nothing - because women are wonderful and should be cherished.

                                Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

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                                Christian Graus
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                                You're a suck up....

                                Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.

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                                  You're a suck up....

                                  Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.

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                                  Pete OHanlon
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                                  No, but I know where MM goes wrong when he's looking to root, and I know which side my bread is buttered on (as it were).

                                  Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

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                                    How about:

                                    [System.ObsoleteAttribute(true)]
                                    public class BreastCancer : Ailments.Cancer
                                    {
                                    ...
                                    }

                                    And maybe add more unit tests. :cool:

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                                    Daniel Cohen Gindi
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                                    Well this is creative thinking :-)

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                                      :laugh: nice one. if only i were witty enough to make some kind of HUMAN OS joke. guess i need an upgrade.

                                      ----------------------------------------------------------- "When I first saw it, I just thought that you really, really enjoyed programming in java." - Leslie Sanford

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                                      Whatever you do, do NOT use Microsoft Update. It will only make it worse.

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                                        You've clearly not been around many women. You let them run in Release mode, and stay the hell out of their way. Debugging, in this case, is for nut jobs and lunatics with an extraordinarily high pain threshold. Oh and Pete's suggestion is a good one, only I'd add the Triumvirate to the list - Bellucci, Berry, and Hayek.

                                        ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog

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                                        Pete OHanlon
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                                        Well, I was going to go with the Minogue, Cruz, Hayek triumvirate but your list is good too.

                                        Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

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                                        • P PIEBALDconsult

                                          How about:

                                          [System.ObsoleteAttribute(true)]
                                          public class BreastCancer : Ailments.Cancer
                                          {
                                          ...
                                          }

                                          And maybe add more unit tests. :cool:

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                                          Pete OHanlon
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                                          I suppose you could add PMT to that list as well.

                                          Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

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