Your Programmer's Motto?
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"What we do is never understood, but only praised and blamed." Do you have a programmer's motto?
It is said that the most complex structures built by mankind are software systems. This is not generally appreciated because most people cannot see them. Maybe that's a good thing because if we saw them as buildings, we'd deem many of them unsafe.
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
Gary Kirkham Forever Forgiven and Alive in the Spirit "Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life. Me blog, You read
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"What we do is never understood, but only praised and blamed." Do you have a programmer's motto?
It is said that the most complex structures built by mankind are software systems. This is not generally appreciated because most people cannot see them. Maybe that's a good thing because if we saw them as buildings, we'd deem many of them unsafe.
"If at first you don't succeed, give up and quit making an ass of yourself; outsource it."
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
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"What we do is never understood, but only praised and blamed." Do you have a programmer's motto?
It is said that the most complex structures built by mankind are software systems. This is not generally appreciated because most people cannot see them. Maybe that's a good thing because if we saw them as buildings, we'd deem many of them unsafe.
"Works on my machine"
- S 50 cups of coffee and you know it's on! A post a day, keeps the white coats away!
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"What we do is never understood, but only praised and blamed." Do you have a programmer's motto?
It is said that the most complex structures built by mankind are software systems. This is not generally appreciated because most people cannot see them. Maybe that's a good thing because if we saw them as buildings, we'd deem many of them unsafe.
A program is only as good as the number of bugs you can hide in it.
The PetroNerd
Walt Fair, Jr. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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"What we do is never understood, but only praised and blamed." Do you have a programmer's motto?
It is said that the most complex structures built by mankind are software systems. This is not generally appreciated because most people cannot see them. Maybe that's a good thing because if we saw them as buildings, we'd deem many of them unsafe.
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Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
Gary Kirkham Forever Forgiven and Alive in the Spirit "Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life. Me blog, You read
Gary Kirkham wrote:
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
Comes with it's own theme song.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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"What we do is never understood, but only praised and blamed." Do you have a programmer's motto?
It is said that the most complex structures built by mankind are software systems. This is not generally appreciated because most people cannot see them. Maybe that's a good thing because if we saw them as buildings, we'd deem many of them unsafe.
"0 error(s), 0 warning(s)".
Nuclear launch detected
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"What we do is never understood, but only praised and blamed." Do you have a programmer's motto?
It is said that the most complex structures built by mankind are software systems. This is not generally appreciated because most people cannot see them. Maybe that's a good thing because if we saw them as buildings, we'd deem many of them unsafe.
Money for nothing, chicks for free.
Best wishes, Hans
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"What we do is never understood, but only praised and blamed." Do you have a programmer's motto?
It is said that the most complex structures built by mankind are software systems. This is not generally appreciated because most people cannot see them. Maybe that's a good thing because if we saw them as buildings, we'd deem many of them unsafe.
No matter where you go, there you are.
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"What we do is never understood, but only praised and blamed." Do you have a programmer's motto?
It is said that the most complex structures built by mankind are software systems. This is not generally appreciated because most people cannot see them. Maybe that's a good thing because if we saw them as buildings, we'd deem many of them unsafe.
"It compiles, lets ship it" :laugh:
Harvey Saayman - South Africa Junior Developer .Net, C#, SQL
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"What we do is never understood, but only praised and blamed." Do you have a programmer's motto?
It is said that the most complex structures built by mankind are software systems. This is not generally appreciated because most people cannot see them. Maybe that's a good thing because if we saw them as buildings, we'd deem many of them unsafe.
Microsofts Motto: "Oh no we have made something that actually works for a change, damn, it will take us ages to break it and fill it with bugs."
Lloyd J. Atkinson "Logic will get you from A to B, but imagination will take you everywhere" - ALbert Einstein I look at Microsoft, and turn to my poster on the wall saying: "Bang head here in case of stress".
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Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
Gary Kirkham Forever Forgiven and Alive in the Spirit "Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life. Me blog, You read
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"What we do is never understood, but only praised and blamed." Do you have a programmer's motto?
It is said that the most complex structures built by mankind are software systems. This is not generally appreciated because most people cannot see them. Maybe that's a good thing because if we saw them as buildings, we'd deem many of them unsafe.
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"What we do is never understood, but only praised and blamed." Do you have a programmer's motto?
It is said that the most complex structures built by mankind are software systems. This is not generally appreciated because most people cannot see them. Maybe that's a good thing because if we saw them as buildings, we'd deem many of them unsafe.
Easy to use, fast, or cheap; pick two.
Software Zen:
delete this;
Fold With Us![^] -
"What we do is never understood, but only praised and blamed." Do you have a programmer's motto?
It is said that the most complex structures built by mankind are software systems. This is not generally appreciated because most people cannot see them. Maybe that's a good thing because if we saw them as buildings, we'd deem many of them unsafe.
"Here be monsters" :-D (I was going to go with "Works on my machine" but somebody beat me to it...
There are three kinds of people in the world - those who can count and those who can't...
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"What we do is never understood, but only praised and blamed." Do you have a programmer's motto?
It is said that the most complex structures built by mankind are software systems. This is not generally appreciated because most people cannot see them. Maybe that's a good thing because if we saw them as buildings, we'd deem many of them unsafe.
The best way to do it is the only one that exists...
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"What we do is never understood, but only praised and blamed." Do you have a programmer's motto?
It is said that the most complex structures built by mankind are software systems. This is not generally appreciated because most people cannot see them. Maybe that's a good thing because if we saw them as buildings, we'd deem many of them unsafe.
"The less you interrupt me, the faster it'll be finished."
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"What we do is never understood, but only praised and blamed." Do you have a programmer's motto?
It is said that the most complex structures built by mankind are software systems. This is not generally appreciated because most people cannot see them. Maybe that's a good thing because if we saw them as buildings, we'd deem many of them unsafe.
"My work is never done." "Write the specs, create the story boards, get everyone to sign off on them, code it up, and everyone complains that they don't like it." Marc
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"My work is never done." "Write the specs, create the story boards, get everyone to sign off on them, code it up, and everyone complains that they don't like it." Marc
Marc Clifton wrote:
everyone complains that they don't like it
"What do you want?" "Something that doesn't suck." It goes downhill from there. We all know what rolls downhill, too.
Software Zen:
delete this;
Fold With Us![^] -
It think the first two should flow from the last.
