Top 10 irritating phrases
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Another one is the way managers use the word 'action' now as a verb. ie. "has this been actioned yet?" instead of "has this been done yet?"
Words fade as the meanings change, but somehow, it don't bother me.
Boss:"Have you donr that report yet?" Me:"I'm actioning it now!" Yes, guilty as charged your honour, I have used this!
------------------------------------ We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop
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"The problem at Wimbledon seems to be that the club has suffered a loss of complacency." Joe Kinnear Classic!
Dave
BTW, in software, hope and pray is not a viable strategy. (Luc Pattyn)
Visual Basic is not used by normal people so we're not covering it here. (Uncyclopedia) -
Boss:"Have you donr that report yet?" Me:"I'm actioning it now!" Yes, guilty as charged your honour, I have used this!
------------------------------------ We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop
<grandpa_simpson>For shaaaaame!</grandpa_simpson>
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Ah crap, I forgotten!
cheers, Paul M. Watson.
I know "gotten" is valid Americanese but it really grates.
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With all due respect, Simon, and at this moment at the end of the day I personally, think, fairly uniquely and 24/7, but still at this moment in time, even though I shouldn't of, seeing as it's not rocket science, that it's a nightmare. Absolutely. (The phrases are annoying because they are bullshit. Politicians lean on them like a cripple leans on a crutch. Take away these phrases and they may just have to say something of substance.)
cheers, Paul M. Watson.
Paul Watson wrote:
Politicians lean on them like a cripple leans on a crutch. Take away these phrases and they may just have to say something of substance
Wrong solution. They'll just invent new phrases to irritate us. The correct solution is to take away the politicians. Permenently. Absolutely
Graham Librarians rule, Ook!
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I know "gotten" is valid Americanese but it really grates.
It's only valid when I hear someone say "I hadden my lunch already". Iain.
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I find lists like this irritating. Ok, I accept that some are incorrect. (Like "fairly unique", and "I personally"). I can see how their use should be discouraged. But what is wrong with "Absolutely". It's a fricking word in the fricking English language. What the frick is wrong with it. Frick. Ans "It's a nightmare". It's a good metaphor that everyone understands. Stop being so poncey Oxford, just use the English language like everyone else and stop bitching about it. If you don't like it, bugger off and learn Esperanto[^] or something. ;)
Simon
Sharks with frickin' lasers - my favorite Dr. Evil quote :laugh:
Cheetah. Ferret. Gonads. What more can I say? - Pete O'Hanlon
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Researchers at Oxford University have compiled a list[^] of the top ten irritating phrases: 1 - At the end of the day 2 - Fairly unique 3 - I personally 4 - At this moment in time 5 - With all due respect 6 - Absolutely 7 - It's a nightmare 8 - Shouldn't of 9 - 24/7 10 - It's not rocket science Any additional ones annoy you?
For what it's worth, I absolutely hate the phrase "8 AM in the morning", "3 PM in the afternoon", etc. And I hear it on radio and TV, as well in corporate announcements all the time. With all due respect, reading a clock isn't rocket science, you know?
The PetroNerd
Walt Fair, Jr. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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Nd the code urgentz. It's urgent. Plz Help Urgent.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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Researchers at Oxford University have compiled a list[^] of the top ten irritating phrases: 1 - At the end of the day 2 - Fairly unique 3 - I personally 4 - At this moment in time 5 - With all due respect 6 - Absolutely 7 - It's a nightmare 8 - Shouldn't of 9 - 24/7 10 - It's not rocket science Any additional ones annoy you?
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Researchers at Oxford University have compiled a list[^] of the top ten irritating phrases: 1 - At the end of the day 2 - Fairly unique 3 - I personally 4 - At this moment in time 5 - With all due respect 6 - Absolutely 7 - It's a nightmare 8 - Shouldn't of 9 - 24/7 10 - It's not rocket science Any additional ones annoy you?
Here are a few: extreme starting at as low as all used in advertising. Extreme is used way too often and yet I rarely see something I believe to be extreme. And the other two have no real meaning. I mean cars as low as $500. To me I take it as you will not find a car for less than $500 in our lot not meaning that they actually have $500 cars for sale. These do not exist and never existed, they just came up with some random number that sounded really good to trick you to believing that this price was the norm. I am guilty of 3 - I personally 9 - 24/7 10 - It's not rocket science But I generally do not use the rest.
John
modified on Friday, November 7, 2008 11:39 AM
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Ray Cassick wrote:
- axed
You mean like, "I axed her a question," or something?
BDF People don't mind being mean; but they never want to be ridiculous. -- Moliere
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Researchers at Oxford University have compiled a list[^] of the top ten irritating phrases: 1 - At the end of the day 2 - Fairly unique 3 - I personally 4 - At this moment in time 5 - With all due respect 6 - Absolutely 7 - It's a nightmare 8 - Shouldn't of 9 - 24/7 10 - It's not rocket science Any additional ones annoy you?
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Researchers at Oxford University have compiled a list[^] of the top ten irritating phrases: 1 - At the end of the day 2 - Fairly unique 3 - I personally 4 - At this moment in time 5 - With all due respect 6 - Absolutely 7 - It's a nightmare 8 - Shouldn't of 9 - 24/7 10 - It's not rocket science Any additional ones annoy you?
I find 'No sh*t Sherlock' to be like extremely irritating, or something. Whatever!
Henry Minute If you open a can of worms, any valid solution *MUST* involve a larger can!
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Ray Cassick wrote:
- axed
You mean like, "I axed her a question," or something?
BDF People don't mind being mean; but they never want to be ridiculous. -- Moliere
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Researchers at Oxford University have compiled a list[^] of the top ten irritating phrases: 1 - At the end of the day 2 - Fairly unique 3 - I personally 4 - At this moment in time 5 - With all due respect 6 - Absolutely 7 - It's a nightmare 8 - Shouldn't of 9 - 24/7 10 - It's not rocket science Any additional ones annoy you?
I want to know what "Putting all your ducks in a row" means I thought it was the same as putting one's eggs in a basket but it appears to be used as a positive statement so maybe I think I might have misunderstood.
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I know "gotten" is valid Americanese but it really grates.
It only seems to bother foreigners. I'm happy with that. :)
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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Steve_Harris wrote:
which I frankly trust more than Wikipedia in being a guide to the English language
Maybe if you are French and think there should be an official bunch of old foggies defining what is and is not French... but this is English. English is a dynamic, living, fricking language. Also, this is the same Oxford dictionary that has words/phrases like phat, "bling bling", blog, "new jacks", def and jiggy[^]. Frick should definitely be in there. BTW that Oxford dictionary website is a bit flaky. blog[^] returns no results but it was added to the Oxford dictionary[^].
cheers, Paul M. Watson.
Frick is almost never used in the UK - it is only ever heard in US TV imports - in the UK we use "Effing" to mean the same thing - as Frick sounds too much like "Frig" - a word for (amongst other things) female masturbation. As a side note - the museum in St Helens, Merseyside has an exhibition of frigging - the word is used in the glass trade to refer to decorative, but unusable, objects made from waste glass by glass workers after their official shifts have finished - things such as glass shovels, hammers, hats etc
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Frick is almost never used in the UK - it is only ever heard in US TV imports - in the UK we use "Effing" to mean the same thing - as Frick sounds too much like "Frig" - a word for (amongst other things) female masturbation. As a side note - the museum in St Helens, Merseyside has an exhibition of frigging - the word is used in the glass trade to refer to decorative, but unusable, objects made from waste glass by glass workers after their official shifts have finished - things such as glass shovels, hammers, hats etc
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Here in Ireland they don't bother hiding behind slang, they just come right out and say it. You can guess ;) (Glass hammers eh? I'll have to see if Waterford Crystal down the road offers any.)
cheers, Paul M. Watson.