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  • S Stuart Dootson

    Hey, it's 'bug-crawly-upy' - if it was 'bug-crawly-downy', you'd have real problems :-D Stuart Dootson 'Java, Basic, who cares - it's all a bunch of tree-hugging hippy cr*p'

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    David Wulff
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    :-D


    David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk

    Old Macdonald had a farm and I had it after I had the cows, I had the pigs I'm an animal shafter

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      David, look up the word 'bidet'. Please ! :suss: Would you like to meet my teddy bear ?

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      David Wulff
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      Damn, and there was me thinking bidet was a girl in my class at school. No wait - that was Biddy. :suss: A bidet wont help, it is just the sensation you get when the sweat runs down a hair when you have bseen sitting down for too long (or at least that's what I think anyway). X|


      David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk

      Old Macdonald had a farm and I had it after I had the cows, I had the pigs I'm an animal shafter

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        David, look up the word 'bidet'. Please ! :suss: Would you like to meet my teddy bear ?

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        Mauricio Ritter
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        Trollslayer wrote: Would you like to meet my teddy bear ? What´s up with this teddy bear ? Mauricio Ritter - Brazil Sonorking now: 100.13560 MRitter

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          Trollslayer wrote: Would you like to meet my teddy bear ? What´s up with this teddy bear ? Mauricio Ritter - Brazil Sonorking now: 100.13560 MRitter

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          Lost User
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          Its a hyperlink Martin *sighs* Would you like to meet my teddy bear ?

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          • D David Wulff

            ...is that itchy bug-crawly-upy-anus feeling. You can't scratch it or you will get shit on your hands and you cant ignore it as it will drive you insane! Arrgggghhhhh..... I'm off to the bathroom. :((


            David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk

            Old Macdonald had a farm and I had it after I had the cows, I had the pigs I'm an animal shafter

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            paulb
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            arrrgggh dude! you got worms and you just told the whole world about it! gross!

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              arrrgggh dude! you got worms and you just told the whole world about it! gross!

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              David Wulff
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              Hey, I don't have worms! As I explained above the feeling is one of sweat making a run for it when you have been sitting down for too long.


              David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk

              I'm not schizophrenic, are we.

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              • D David Wulff

                ...is that itchy bug-crawly-upy-anus feeling. You can't scratch it or you will get shit on your hands and you cant ignore it as it will drive you insane! Arrgggghhhhh..... I'm off to the bathroom. :((


                David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk

                Old Macdonald had a farm and I had it after I had the cows, I had the pigs I'm an animal shafter

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                James Pullicino
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                Remove that mouse from your underwear! perv. :laugh: Drinking In The Sun Forgot Password?

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                • D David Wulff

                  ...is that itchy bug-crawly-upy-anus feeling. You can't scratch it or you will get shit on your hands and you cant ignore it as it will drive you insane! Arrgggghhhhh..... I'm off to the bathroom. :((


                  David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk

                  Old Macdonald had a farm and I had it after I had the cows, I had the pigs I'm an animal shafter

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                  Ryan Johnston 0
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                  Hate to tell you, but that isn't a common experience. I have no idea what you are talking about. Doesn't sound like fun though. Ryan Johnston

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                    Hate to tell you, but that isn't a common experience. I have no idea what you are talking about. Doesn't sound like fun though. Ryan Johnston

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                    David Wulff
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                    Well it is certainly common to everyone I have spoken to. :confused: It is, as I have said, merely the sensation you get if you have been sitting down in hot weather for a bit too long and you start to sweat "down there" and for some random reason it causes a tingle - like a cross between pins and needles and an ant crawling across your skin. It isn't fun though, it is very hard to scratch effectively, so normally shifting around a bit will clear it.


                    David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk

                    I'm not schizophrenic, are we.

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                    • D David Wulff

                      Well it is certainly common to everyone I have spoken to. :confused: It is, as I have said, merely the sensation you get if you have been sitting down in hot weather for a bit too long and you start to sweat "down there" and for some random reason it causes a tingle - like a cross between pins and needles and an ant crawling across your skin. It isn't fun though, it is very hard to scratch effectively, so normally shifting around a bit will clear it.


                      David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk

                      I'm not schizophrenic, are we.

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                      David Wulff wrote: Well it is certainly common to everyone I have spoken to. I guess I am just lucky then. :) Ryan Johnston

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                      • D David Wulff

                        ...is that itchy bug-crawly-upy-anus feeling. You can't scratch it or you will get shit on your hands and you cant ignore it as it will drive you insane! Arrgggghhhhh..... I'm off to the bathroom. :((


                        David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk

                        Old Macdonald had a farm and I had it after I had the cows, I had the pigs I'm an animal shafter

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                        David Wulff wrote: is that itchy bug-crawly-upy-anus feeling I have to agree with you there..So fucking annoying.. I thought it was only me that got it but obviously I'm not alone!!! David Wulff wrote: Arrgggghhhhh..... I'm off to the bathroom. bit too much info!!! :-)


                        Regards, Brian Dela :-)

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                        • S Shog9 0

                          But ant hills are just so *comfortable*... :rolleyes:

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                          Shog9 Actually I use to find learning in bars when drinking really useful. It sort of makes a language liquid. - Colin Davies, Thinking in English?

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                          Brian Delahunty
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                          Shog9 wrote: But ant hills are just so *comfortable*... lol... oh that god you put the :rolleyes: in there Shog ;-)


                          Regards, Brian Dela :-)

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                          • D David Wulff

                            Hey, I don't have worms! As I explained above the feeling is one of sweat making a run for it when you have been sitting down for too long.


                            David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk

                            I'm not schizophrenic, are we.

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                            Brian Delahunty
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                            David Wulff wrote: one of sweat making a run for it when you have been sitting down for too long. ROFLMAO>. I know the humor rating was 0 but that's still fuck ass funny!!! :-)


                            Regards, Brian Dela :-)

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                            • B Brian Delahunty

                              David Wulff wrote: is that itchy bug-crawly-upy-anus feeling I have to agree with you there..So fucking annoying.. I thought it was only me that got it but obviously I'm not alone!!! David Wulff wrote: Arrgggghhhhh..... I'm off to the bathroom. bit too much info!!! :-)


                              Regards, Brian Dela :-)

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                              Roger Wright
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                              You and David don't happen to be using those tactile-feedback joysticks do you? If so, I'd suggest that you might be using them incorrectly. Microsoft has posted a fix for this: Procedure for Preventing Itchy Bug-Crawly-Upy-Anus Feeling[^] A New Adjective Is Born!

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                                You and David don't happen to be using those tactile-feedback joysticks do you? If so, I'd suggest that you might be using them incorrectly. Microsoft has posted a fix for this: Procedure for Preventing Itchy Bug-Crawly-Upy-Anus Feeling[^] A New Adjective Is Born!

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                                Brian Delahunty
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                                Roger Wright wrote: You and David don't happen to be using those tactile-feedback joysticks do you? If so, I'd suggest that you might be using them incorrectly. Microsoft has posted a fix for this: Procedure for Preventing Itchy Bug-Crawly-Upy-Anus Feeling[^] LOL.. Thanks Roger.. :-)


                                Regards, Brian Dela :-)

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