Programming professionally
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I'd roam the Texas hill country absolutely naked and make a name for myself...
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001Walker, Texas Ranger, might have something to say about that...
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I'd roam the Texas hill country absolutely naked and make a name for myself...
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001Note to self: Don't take my wife very far outside of Austin next trip.
The PetroNerd
Walt Fair, Jr. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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Who says I do now. Perhaps I program amateurishly, or perhaps I do it rakishly. To answer your question, I'd do something else. I'd possibly put more effort into music than I have the time to do now. If I had the time, I'd love to get a PhD in Astrophysics.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
music and astrophysics, are you Brian May ?
Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. "Iam doing the browsing center project in vb.net using c# coding" - this is why I don't answer questions much anymore. Oh, and Microsoft doesn't want me to.
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Aren't you already doing that? Aren't hamsters doing the work of servers for Codeproject? :-D
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What would you do if you couldn't program professionally anymore to make a living?
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What would you do if you couldn't program professionally anymore to make a living?
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My first choice would be to become a teacher. The few times I've filled that role, I've really enjoyed it. My second option would be technical writer. I'm reasonably good at it, and like it enough that I could do it for a living. It's a little difficult to imagine circumstances that would render my programming skills unemployable and yet would leave the rest of my faculties intact.
Software Zen:
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Fold With Us![^]Gary R. Wheeler wrote:
My first choice would be to become a teacher. The few times I've filled that role, I've really enjoyed it. My second option would be technical writer. I'm reasonably good at it, and like it enough that I could do it for a living.
Hear, hear! Another man of my own mind. :-D
Cheers, Vıkram.
"You idiot British surprise me that your generators which grew up after Mid 50s had no brain at all." - Adnan Siddiqi.
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What would you do if you couldn't program professionally anymore to make a living?
I would go back to doing specialty optics for a while then get my consulting business back up.
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What would you do if you couldn't program professionally anymore to make a living?
wolfbinary wrote:
What would you do if you couldn't program professionally anymore
Teach math or physics.
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
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Josh Gray wrote:
be a model maker for a military museum
That would be really cool :)
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
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I'd roam the Texas hill country absolutely naked and make a name for myself...
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
make a name for myself...
Have you already?
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
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I'd roam the Texas hill country absolutely naked and make a name for myself...
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
What would you do if you couldn't program professionally anymore to make a living?
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What would you do if you couldn't program professionally anymore to make a living?
Seeing as how superheroes do not actually exist, I'd become a supervillain. My plan is to build a giant orbital peanut farm in order to manufacture a 1000 meter wide ball of peanut butter. This giant ball of peanut butter would then be equipped with airfoils, retrorockets and a heat shield. Simultaneously, I would secretly amass thousands of liters of sulfuric and nitric acid at an underground facility located in Kentucky. Using genetically engineered super-gophers, a tunnel would be created from the acid storage area into the basement of the target, and then lined with Teflon. With a big red button and an evil laugh, I would commence the Master Plan. First, the giant ball of peanut butter would be carefully hurled from orbit onto Fort Knox. With 100 meters of peanut butter making entry and exit from the fort impossible, the final leg of pipe would connect into the basement of the vault. In a rush of pure liquid evil, the sulphuric and nitric acids would be pumped into the vault forming Aqua Regia. Metal security doors pose no challenge to the powerful acids. In a few short hours all the nation's gold will have dissolved, allowing me to easily pump it out. But since I just told you the details of my evil scheme, I'd probably just get a job as an auto mechanic.
I have nothing against VB or .NET; all Turing-complete languages are respectable. It just seems that some languages attract one echelon of programmers, and other languages attract an entirely different echelon of programmers. :P
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What would you do if you couldn't program professionally anymore to make a living?
bartender, gardener, apartment maintenance. :)
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What would you do if you couldn't program professionally anymore to make a living?
Teaching dogowners how to teach their dog some tricks and wellbehaved manners
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What would you do if you couldn't program professionally anymore to make a living?
I wish i was programming professionally. I am stuck ending another 12hour night shift secretly coding programs so i don't have to do so much work while my boss keeps promising me my promotion. I would stand on the roof naked and howl at the moon but it is bloody cold outside.
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I'd roam the Texas hill country absolutely naked and make a name for myself...
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001That would explain the vast sheep migration to Oklahoma described in the last edition of Nature magazine. Apparently the herd hasn't learned of your new job. Congratulations, btw. Well done! :-D
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
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Walker, Texas Ranger, might have something to say about that...
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog
I think that Chuck Norris mught want to walk softly in the presence of the Outlaw Programmer. I'm not sure where I'd place my bet, but it would be fun to watch the match...
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
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...no, I would probably apply to vet or medical school
Blog link to be reinstated at a later date.
I suspect that the answer in your Subject line is closer to the truth, but you opted for a more conservative answer to fit your persona. I applied for the job, but they wanted me to shave my legs. I couldn't do that, even though the tips would be great, because I'm allergic to sharp objects that might draw my blood. Having teats bigger than Cher's is a curse, but we all have our crosses to bear... :-D
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
